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Siam
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Nerd, mom, video game producer, random stuff in English and French.
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If you are new here (hi) - this is a shitposting, randomish, nerdy, pro Palestine, anti Putin, super French, mom-jokes coded, 40 something year old’s account.
a 3d rendering of a creature with long legs and a face
ALT: a 3d rendering of a creature with long legs and a face
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I miss the time when "doing AI art"was all about fluorescent dreams and warped dog faces everywhere.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Roguelite that makes you laugh in German. Roguelacht.
Roguelite that's artisanal, costs 10$, and is far too sweet. Roguelatte.
Roguelite but your main character has ADHD time blindness. Roguelate
July 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Oh non.
Courage à toute l’équipe.
We’re deeply saddened to announce the closure of Studio Camelia. More details can be found in the update shared with our backers.
Thank you for your continued support from the very beginning. Take care ❤️

🔗 tiny.cc/xe5n001
June 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
June 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
March 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
ADHD news.
- started sewing a LARP costume from scratch (never sewed iml)
- sowing a lawn from scratch (never gardened before)
- upholstering a chair from scratch
- trying a new career in ceramics (again, wtf, never did that ever)
Now that everything is started, I need to finish. Hardcore mode.
March 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Merde chiotte.
Toutes mes condoléances à sa famille et à ses proches.
Tant de talent. Si jeune.
Viktor Antonov, le directeur artistique sur Half-Life 2 et la franchise Dishonored, est décédé.

L'information a été confirmée par Marc Laidlaw, ex-ead writer chez Valve sur Half-Life.
February 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
January 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Sooooo those are DONE

✅ Judgment
✅ Lost Judgment
✅ Yakuza 0
✅ Yakuza Kiwami

Hahaha 145 others to go, right? 😅

The first Yakuza is really a game changer for the time it came out on the PS2. The wit, the drama, the fighting, the acting. It is a true great piece of game history. Loved it.
a man in a silver jumpsuit is standing in front of a woman
Alt: Majima San in silver overalls is dancing in a club in the video game Yakuza (Kiwami)
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Elon’s beef with Asmogold around not understanding what an editor is (not a boss) after lying about being able to play a non skill based game is so on brand.
January 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I am not getting arrested, I am playing as a corrupt and alcoholic cop beating shit out of union reps. So yeah I should be fine.
Confess your crimes to me
January 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Je recommence un run de Disco Elysium. A thread.

Je vais essayer la version grosse brutasse de Harry.

Je ne meurs pas dans les premières 10m, ce qui est bien.

Je donne une patate à Cuno, j’ai eu envie de le faire depuis la sortie du jeu.
January 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
J’ai fait un TikTok !

vm.tiktok.com/ZNeKpwqjS/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
January 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Moi... Manuel Valls - Polònia
YouTube video by Polònia TV3
youtu.be
December 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring. Also -
December 21, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
December 21, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Just saw a GORGEOUS cat in the street. He was making modeling poses. A true star. (Love the introvert one in the window also lol)
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Aujourd’hui j’ai fait un cours de céramique - les femmes qui étaient en train d’émailler leurs porte savons n’ont PAS DU TOUT rigolé à mes blagues sur les colombins qui ne collent pas au slip.
(Le slip c’est la barbotine, de l’argile liquide, le colombin est un boudin d’argile)
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
On voit que les enfants ont accès à mon compte depuis l’iPad 👀 (et qu’on a vu l’Era’s Tour avec la grande 💖)
December 4, 2024 at 1:38 PM
J'ai froid.
J'ai faim.
Je voudrais de l'énergie.
Et un hug.

oskoure
December 4, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If you are new here (hi) - this is a shitposting, randomish, nerdy, pro Palestine, anti Putin, super French, mom-jokes coded, 40 something year old’s account.
a 3d rendering of a creature with long legs and a face
ALT: a 3d rendering of a creature with long legs and a face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
BANGS!
December 2, 2024 at 1:59 PM
J’ai un robot aspirateur.
Les enfants l’ont instantanément baptisé TIBOT (à prononcer Thibaut) - je crois que je n’avais jamais ressenti un tel élan envers le fait de vouloir RANGER LE BORDEL ambiant. Purée c’est tellement propre chez moi maintenant.
December 2, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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🔴 COMMUNIQUÉ
Suppression totale de l’aide publique régionale de la Région Pays de la Loire pour Atlangames

Depuis sa création en 2010, Atlangames, réseau dédié au développement de l’industrie du jeu vidéo dans le grand Ouest, s’est affirmé comme un acteur clé de l’écosystème local.
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 AM