Dade Wheeler #RestoreTheShyamalanverse
@shyamalanatlarules.bsky.social
I'm Dade Wheeler, and I represent REAL FANS of cinema dedicated to showing Hollywood that M. Night Shyamalan needs to finish his visionary opus The Last Airbender. And also After Earth.
Check me out on letterboxd!
https://letterboxd.com/dadewheeler/
Check me out on letterboxd!
https://letterboxd.com/dadewheeler/
BLASPHEMY! All my favorite characters are real, and they are my best friend, and they share all of my CORRECT opinions on things!
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
BLASPHEMY! All my favorite characters are real, and they are my best friend, and they share all of my CORRECT opinions on things!
I have faith in you, Adam! I know that the GAMERS hate you for your great art, just like the NERDS hate M. Night Shyamalan's underappreciated masterpiece The Last Airbender!
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I have faith in you, Adam! I know that the GAMERS hate you for your great art, just like the NERDS hate M. Night Shyamalan's underappreciated masterpiece The Last Airbender!
I used to like New Jedi Order and then the nerds started liking it, meaning that it's objectively bad.
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I used to like New Jedi Order and then the nerds started liking it, meaning that it's objectively bad.
In fact, any so-called "flaws" in Japanese video games are expressions of these aesthetic ideals. Baka gaijin can't understand it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:37 AM
In fact, any so-called "flaws" in Japanese video games are expressions of these aesthetic ideals. Baka gaijin can't understand it.
There are no "glitches" in Scarlet and Violet. They are all deliberate as expressions of the Japanese aesthetic ideals of wabi-sabi ("beauty in imperfection") and mono no aware ("the impermanence of all things").
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
There are no "glitches" in Scarlet and Violet. They are all deliberate as expressions of the Japanese aesthetic ideals of wabi-sabi ("beauty in imperfection") and mono no aware ("the impermanence of all things").
Like The Great Library, that many said did not exist, in Shyamalan's kino masterpiece The Last Airbender
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Like The Great Library, that many said did not exist, in Shyamalan's kino masterpiece The Last Airbender
If they're useful, they're not nerds. Nerds have no use in society. Nerds watch garbage movies like Star Wars and Citizen Kane instead of genius art like Dragonball Evolution and Battlefield Earth.
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
If they're useful, they're not nerds. Nerds have no use in society. Nerds watch garbage movies like Star Wars and Citizen Kane instead of genius art like Dragonball Evolution and Battlefield Earth.
The books are better than the movies, especially Karen Traviss and Dark Nest.
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The books are better than the movies, especially Karen Traviss and Dark Nest.
Obviously, you're too stupid to understand JJ Abrams' passionate, ambitious Hegelian movie that satirizes nerd culture and franchise originality. It's the only good Star Wars movie.
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Obviously, you're too stupid to understand JJ Abrams' passionate, ambitious Hegelian movie that satirizes nerd culture and franchise originality. It's the only good Star Wars movie.
Have any of you realized yet that Trump and Melania are actors? This is all satire.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Have any of you realized yet that Trump and Melania are actors? This is all satire.
The Rise of Skywalker is the best Star Wars movie. It's Hegelian.
In fact, it's the only good one, because it's the one that nerds hate the most. (The Last Jedi is ALMOST great, but some nerds like that one, and even if some nerds like a movie it immediately sucks)
In fact, it's the only good one, because it's the one that nerds hate the most. (The Last Jedi is ALMOST great, but some nerds like that one, and even if some nerds like a movie it immediately sucks)
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The Rise of Skywalker is the best Star Wars movie. It's Hegelian.
In fact, it's the only good one, because it's the one that nerds hate the most. (The Last Jedi is ALMOST great, but some nerds like that one, and even if some nerds like a movie it immediately sucks)
In fact, it's the only good one, because it's the one that nerds hate the most. (The Last Jedi is ALMOST great, but some nerds like that one, and even if some nerds like a movie it immediately sucks)
Besides, it's probably satire, like DW Griffith did in The Birth of a Nation.
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Besides, it's probably satire, like DW Griffith did in The Birth of a Nation.
Race-bending? Have you ever considered that since the stupid baby cartoon was all made by white people pretending to be Asian, Shyamalan's actions were perfectly justified since Shyamalan is a POC?
You're all racist.
You're all racist.
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Race-bending? Have you ever considered that since the stupid baby cartoon was all made by white people pretending to be Asian, Shyamalan's actions were perfectly justified since Shyamalan is a POC?
You're all racist.
You're all racist.
I bravely ask the question: what if you stop watching nerd shit for babies and watch great films like Shyamalan's Last Airbender?
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I bravely ask the question: what if you stop watching nerd shit for babies and watch great films like Shyamalan's Last Airbender?
brb going back in time to stop bob gale from writing this letter (i am bringing 2 of my blu-ray copies of shyamalan's the last airbender)
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
brb going back in time to stop bob gale from writing this letter (i am bringing 2 of my blu-ray copies of shyamalan's the last airbender)
He's true, but none of you are ready for this conversation.
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
He's true, but none of you are ready for this conversation.
Obviously, they're too stupid to appreciate Shyamalan's ambitious, passionate vision. His film is filled with deep themes like Remorse Of Conscience and the struggle against human degradation. Unlike other films that promise communion but only reaffirm identity, this one's about the characters!
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Obviously, they're too stupid to appreciate Shyamalan's ambitious, passionate vision. His film is filled with deep themes like Remorse Of Conscience and the struggle against human degradation. Unlike other films that promise communion but only reaffirm identity, this one's about the characters!
They're both stupid Barney shit for babies and nerds. Shyamalan clears both of them.
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
They're both stupid Barney shit for babies and nerds. Shyamalan clears both of them.
Yes, I expect you to watch all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Yes, I expect you to watch all of this.
Heh...I see that you are a NERRRRRRRRD.
Mayhaps you need some REAL CINEMA to watch the taste of SLOP out of your mouth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8MS...
Mayhaps you need some REAL CINEMA to watch the taste of SLOP out of your mouth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8MS...
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January 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Heh...I see that you are a NERRRRRRRRD.
Mayhaps you need some REAL CINEMA to watch the taste of SLOP out of your mouth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8MS...
Mayhaps you need some REAL CINEMA to watch the taste of SLOP out of your mouth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8MS...
No, but it does make you smarter than the vast majority of unthinking sheeple who mindlessly consume and miss ambitious, passionate art like Shyamalan's The Last Airbender.
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
No, but it does make you smarter than the vast majority of unthinking sheeple who mindlessly consume and miss ambitious, passionate art like Shyamalan's The Last Airbender.
Oh and how can I forget Baby Police?
January 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Oh and how can I forget Baby Police?