MOVIES I CAN NO LONGER ENJOY BECAUSE THE NERDS RUINED THEM

-ANDREW GARFIELD SPIDER-MAN
-2005 AND 2008 FANTASTIC FOUR
-ZACK SNYDER DC MOVIES
-STAR WARS PREQUELS AND THE LAST JEDI
-ANG LEE HULK
-SAM RAIMI SPIDER-MAN 3

Superman is not real, and all comic book movies except Fant4stic are stupid barney shit for babies and nerds. Watch movies for grownups, like Shyamalan's The Last Airbender or After Earth.

When we take power, we will make one last superhero movie.

At the end of this movie all the superheroes, and also Mickey Mouse, Star Wars, Harry Potter and the cartoon Last Airbender, will be gunned down in a bloody massacre. All adult fans will be forced to watch. It will all be Official Canon.

One of the greatest video games ever made by humans. The Additional Nintendo DSi™ Feature is just icing on the cake. Too bad my BITCH MOTHER sold all but one of my copies at a garage sale.

My BITCH MOTHER sold 5 of my physical copies of Shyamalan's The Last Airbender (3 of my DVDs and 2 of my Blu-Rays), so I've been looking to find replacements. I've already been banned from every Goodwill in the area (I assaulted clerks who tried to sell me the stupid baby cartoon), I'll look online.

unfortunately, i can no longer enjoy fantastic four: rise of the silver surfer, because too many nerds and normies are "rediscovering" it and not enjoying this epic text the right way. this does, however, mean that i can still enjoy fant4stic, because nerds hate it and that means it's good.

Agreed. Jokes are a bourgeoisie invention to destroy proletarian class consciousness. Which explains why Doug Walker exists.

Obviously, Drumpft is too stupid to realize the genius, anti-racist satire of The Birth of a Nation. The fact that people consider it racist shows a decline in media literacy, just like how people hate the progressive diversity of Shyamalan's The Last Airbender.

I got a phone call asking me for my views on political issues. I told the surveyor that the number one most important thing in the world is for M. Night Shyamalan to make another Last Airbender movie and finish his trilogy. She laughed at me and hung up on me. More proof that we are oppressed.

BEST MOVIES ASIDE FROM SHYAMALAN LAST AIRBENDER
1. AFTER EARTH
2. DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION
3. FANT4STIC
4. EMILIA PEREZ
5. GREEN BOOK
6. STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
7. THE BIRTH OF A NATION (GENIUS SATIRE OF RACISM)
8. THE EMOJI MOVIE
9. DISASTER MOVIE
10. LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD

More proof that Shyamalanverse fans are oppressed: there are no gifs of Shyamalan's masterpiece on Bluesky.

MISERY...that sounds like a movie about life right now, where M. Night Shyamalan has not made any sequels to his masterpiece The Last Airbender!

#RestoreTheShyamalanverse and then we'll finally never have to worry again!

Let's show Hollywood that we believe in our beliefs just as much as we believe in theirs!