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I just so highly recommend watching season 3 of The Diplomat, because that’s what he just described. ‘Twas a joke.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I just so highly recommend watching season 3 of The Diplomat, because that’s what he just described. ‘Twas a joke.
Do you even fly, bro?
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Do you even fly, bro?
I think that's from a Paris Hilton appearance in the bored ape age. Fallon's been a tool forever.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I think that's from a Paris Hilton appearance in the bored ape age. Fallon's been a tool forever.
THANK YOU ALL. I SEE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOU.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
THANK YOU ALL. I SEE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOU.
But Anna, based on your purchase experience, how likely are you to recommend [SOCK BRAND] to your friends?
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
But Anna, based on your purchase experience, how likely are you to recommend [SOCK BRAND] to your friends?
Better than the face-craving leopards tho
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Better than the face-craving leopards tho
“Rapunzel or Mowgli” is my next band name
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Rapunzel or Mowgli” is my next band name
Misery is Happiness.
— George Orwell, probably
— George Orwell, probably
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Misery is Happiness.
— George Orwell, probably
— George Orwell, probably
Are we certain that's not a cat in disguise?
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Are we certain that's not a cat in disguise?
"He'd put coal in OUR stockings if he had the chance."
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"He'd put coal in OUR stockings if he had the chance."
Is avoiding prison a legitimate reason? Asking for a governor.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Is avoiding prison a legitimate reason? Asking for a governor.
"Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and lovable."
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and lovable."
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December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I'm in the Huge Walk. I'm in the Guest Suite. I'm in the combination Huge Walk and Guest Suite.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm in the Huge Walk. I'm in the Guest Suite. I'm in the combination Huge Walk and Guest Suite.
IT'S ALL THE KITCHEN
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
IT'S ALL THE KITCHEN
So, love it? Or list it?
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So, love it? Or list it?
I'm in the Huge Walk. I'm in the Guest Suite. I'm in the combination Huge Walk and Guest Suite.
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm in the Huge Walk. I'm in the Guest Suite. I'm in the combination Huge Walk and Guest Suite.
Many are spelled correctly.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Many are spelled correctly.
Then festive sprinkles
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Then festive sprinkles
If I ever walked into that room, I would never stop pointing and laughing.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If I ever walked into that room, I would never stop pointing and laughing.