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I post once in a while! The posts are amusing sometimes!
Everything is getting shittier.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Everything is getting shittier.
"Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and lovable."
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and lovable."
My family conferred on my holiday gift and chose death. #HotOnesChallenge @firstwefeast.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My family conferred on my holiday gift and chose death. #HotOnesChallenge @firstwefeast.bsky.social
That building is cursed. Time to send in the experts.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
That building is cursed. Time to send in the experts.
Meanwhile, in predictably bad AI summaries:
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Meanwhile, in predictably bad AI summaries:
It's gonna be just like this.
August 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's gonna be just like this.
Wrong answers only.
August 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wrong answers only.
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION
Collecting decorating ideas for my Pinterest board.
June 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Collecting decorating ideas for my Pinterest board.
With a name like that, it’s really meth, right?
June 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
With a name like that, it’s really meth, right?
Arachnophobia warning: 10 million year old creepy crawlies in amber.
June 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Arachnophobia warning: 10 million year old creepy crawlies in amber.
So what do you do when you’re in Gdansk, Poland on the day you turn Medicare years old? Obviously, you contemplate mortality, humanity, and the too-frequent lack of it by touring the Stutthof concentration camp.
June 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So what do you do when you’re in Gdansk, Poland on the day you turn Medicare years old? Obviously, you contemplate mortality, humanity, and the too-frequent lack of it by touring the Stutthof concentration camp.