Shvitzin Mtitzov
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Refreshing my feed to see if hudcon have done any new interviews since 30 minutes ago
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Refreshing my feed to see if hudcon have done any new interviews since 30 minutes ago
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
This is well trodden territory but we still don’t have a satisfactory answer. What did she mean when she said “before you came into my life I missed you so bad”?
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This is well trodden territory but we still don’t have a satisfactory answer. What did she mean when she said “before you came into my life I missed you so bad”?
Ilya and Shane leaving the cottage #heatedrivalry
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ilya and Shane leaving the cottage #heatedrivalry
Heated Rivalry is like if the Colin Firth/Aurelia plot line from Love Actually had butt stuff
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Heated Rivalry is like if the Colin Firth/Aurelia plot line from Love Actually had butt stuff
When waffle fries aren’t seasoned then what did you do all that waffling for
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When waffle fries aren’t seasoned then what did you do all that waffling for
Do you think frilled dragon lizards are embarrassed by their flaccid neck flaps like “i swear im a grower not a shower”
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Do you think frilled dragon lizards are embarrassed by their flaccid neck flaps like “i swear im a grower not a shower”
Why does flour come in bags like that!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Why does flour come in bags like that!!!!
I had beets last night and I’ve got the blood red sh*ts to prove it
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I had beets last night and I’ve got the blood red sh*ts to prove it
Inside you there are two shewolves
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Inside you there are two shewolves
Nancy Mace loves to pick a fight with another diva. One of the many ways she is just like Nicki Minaj
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Nancy Mace loves to pick a fight with another diva. One of the many ways she is just like Nicki Minaj
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Please be careful this Halloween. I found the beach that makes you old inside a chocolate bar
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Please be careful this Halloween. I found the beach that makes you old inside a chocolate bar
Always so funny when foreign tourists come to USA and they are amazed by squirrels, but then I’ll go abroad and see German tourists and gawk at them the whole time
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Always so funny when foreign tourists come to USA and they are amazed by squirrels, but then I’ll go abroad and see German tourists and gawk at them the whole time
Why is every Star Wars opening crawl written like a truth social post
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why is every Star Wars opening crawl written like a truth social post
The three genders
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The three genders
October 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It’s time for them to do Vh1 I love the 2000’s
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s time for them to do Vh1 I love the 2000’s
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If your not running your microwave at MAXIMUM POWER you are leaving POWER on the table
September 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If your not running your microwave at MAXIMUM POWER you are leaving POWER on the table
Just a reminder that the self checkout kiosks at Bezos-owned Whole Foods do not have weight sensors!
September 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just a reminder that the self checkout kiosks at Bezos-owned Whole Foods do not have weight sensors!
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Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of worker-owned cooperative news sites that you might want to support: www.404media.co/membership/
Membership
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www.404media.co
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of worker-owned cooperative news sites that you might want to support: www.404media.co/membership/
Too many things are happening! Can at least one of the things please stop happening for a sec!
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Too many things are happening! Can at least one of the things please stop happening for a sec!
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If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
September 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too