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Jasmine Thee Worm
@shutupjasmine.bsky.social
Theatre professional. Amateur Comedian. Excellent Worm.
Also a victim of the no photos in DMs! Can you do this image of the Phils that we photoshopped our dog into because we briefly lost our minds during the postseason?
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mookie Betts and Muggsy Bogues are each other’s Adele Dazeem.
April 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There are Junji Itos everywhere for those with eyes to see
March 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
January 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Oh but unfortunately I can believe the platform that allowed 1.8 million people to watch me make a stupid joke about Timothee Chalamet can be used as an instrument of political theatre
January 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Starting 2025 with a sudden regression to my teenage kpop stan era is a truly concerning sign of the times
January 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Honestly I can hear it perfectly in my mind:

“And then—it was a high holer, Jerry!”

“A high holer!!”
then.it
December 26, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Whatever was going on when I wrote this note
December 26, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I just tried this and actually, yeah
December 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Have you seen the video of a guy setting up a giant maze to move his hamster from a traditional cage to an enclosure with dirt and plants and worms to dig up and eat? Highly recommend
December 7, 2024 at 5:43 PM
“There is literally no difference” is not at all what this post said, and is not something I have personally seen anyone say. You are willfully misreading people discussing what functionally “counts” as reading a book
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Yeah cool that’s once again not what anyone is asserting
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
“Listening to the audiobook is functionally equivalent to reading that book” is not the same as “Listening to audio is the exact same thing as the specific act of reading.” The metaphysical discussion isn’t invalid or uninteresting, but it feels pretty silly to the folks who were just engineering
November 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
This slippery slope response seemed almost willingly obtuse to me at first tbh, but I don’t think you intended that and it’s actually clarifying for me why this argument is so ongoing! The “it’s not reading” side seems to be fighting against larger assertions than what’s actually being made?
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM