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@quintabrunson.bsky.social — canonically and irl, Scranton is only ~2.5hr drive from Philly. Maybe pitch The Office crossover with Abbott Elementary?
a man in a suit and tie is waving his hands in front of another man in a suit and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is waving his hands in front of another man in a suit and tie .
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July 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The fact that I was told Biden made the US “the laughing stock of the world” when he was president is fucking pathetic. Look where we are now. I hope the person who told me this realizes how much of a joke our nation has become.
June 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@carriecoon.bsky.social should play Hannah Einbinder’s estranged sister or cousin in Hacks.
April 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@saturdaynightlive.bsky.social have Walton Goggins host.
March 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Flesh tones should not be worn as outerwear. Y’all look naked.
March 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You ever play Tetris so much you start solving problems by thinking in block formats.
March 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Vaccines cause altruism.
March 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I feel like I don’t see or hear, “would you jump off a bridge if ____ said to” enough and that’s really telling of the times we’re living in.
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
February 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Kanye West being removed from Twitter/X for showing he’s a Nazi proves one thing —

It’s only okay if it’s white and nerdy.
February 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There is nothing more disgusting than the idolization of billionaires, who care more about their pockets than yours, by people who will NEVER reach that level of wealth.
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s crazy how the conspiracy of a deep state became so popular that Elon-Nazi Musk decided to create one and fill it with recent undergrads.
February 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social I’m losing my mind. Is anyone stopping Elon from this hostile takeover? Is anyone going to preserve democracy? Are people going to lose their basic human rights? It’s not existential anymore and I feel powerless.
February 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Read this.
January 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
China is about to become the new world superpower, surpassing the states — all thanks to orange guy for tanking it all.
January 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I just want to know who the hell is sticking their elbow in their ear.
January 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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A new bacteria was just discovered in underwater volcanoes that can absorb high levels of c02 through photosynthesis and scientists named it Chonkus.
Chonkus please save us
January 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
2008: George Bush is still president and leaves a recession for Obama to solve.

2016: Obama is still president and leaves a booming economy for Trump to inherit.

2020: Trump’s inherited economy leads into a global pandemic, shifting global economies for the worse.

2024: Biden leaves Trump
January 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If an allegiance to another country is informing your decision on whether or not to support a white supremacist in the White House, you are forfeiting your rights as an American citizen.
January 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I didn’t expect the leopards to be feasting so soon.
January 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
January 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
One time in high school I flipped the bird to a friend and got detention. I said I was just pointing at the sky when in reality I was really flipping the bird. I knew what I was doing.

Elon knew what he was doing. #fucknazis #fuckelonmusk
January 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM