Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky keeps getting caught up in this, because people say whatabout MTG, then whatabout Sarah Huckabee, then whatabout Dee Snyder, then whatabout Mongo, then whatabout Tony Mandarich, then whatabout The Incredible Hulk, then whatabout Big Foot, and it just spirals.

Maybe that's how he has managed to avoid having his direct communications to the Kremlin detected. They have a BING BONG machine and he securely links his head to the BING BONG line and no one knows about it, let alone how to decode the BING BONG BING BONG messages going back and forth.

Trump in a metal tube that makes BING BONG BING BONG sounds is very funny.

Roger Moore was better suited to be the host of Family Feud.

I hate it when I step into the elevator and the other person tells me to get out.

"I didn't kill everyone I wanted to, so I am not a murderer."

TRUMP SUCKS DICK is in the files.

Gaetz should be head of a prison gang called the Cell Block D Prom Kings.

The GOP has gone from 'a shining city on a hill' during the Reagan years, to 'paying a homeless minor for sex' under Trump.

What the fuck is he talking about?

Thank you for your attention to this matter, Jesse, now go fuck off and die.

It's a classic, it was the car in all the Back To The Future movies.

George Santos 8

"Today I'm announcing Operation [INSERT PEDOPHILE]."

"We have yet to see anybody come out who was under 14, so that makes everything okay, if you're 15, the old men can have their way with you, except for my daughter, of course."

- Megyn Hitler Kelly

HILLARY IS RUINING THE ECONOMY, SHE IS USING HER WEATHER MACHINE, I KNOW IT, BURP