Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky
@shuckabeeblutarsky.bsky.social
I roam alone, wild and fierce, like the Great Free Range Chicken. All posts are stamped with the Genuine Imitation Falcon Lectern logo of authenticity 🎤🐔
He looks great, clearly very healthy, all there, at the top of his game. 💀
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
He looks great, clearly very healthy, all there, at the top of his game. 💀
Hmmmmm…..who is this orange man dancing, let me take a closer look……
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hmmmmm…..who is this orange man dancing, let me take a closer look……
This is also as good a time as any to announce the new George Santos Genuine Imitation Seal Of Creditworthiness.
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This is also as good a time as any to announce the new George Santos Genuine Imitation Seal Of Creditworthiness.
George Santos is going to work for the DoJ, which could be good news. We tried the iron hand of justice, so maybe now it's time for the slippery hand in your purse when no one is looking of justice.
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
George Santos is going to work for the DoJ, which could be good news. We tried the iron hand of justice, so maybe now it's time for the slippery hand in your purse when no one is looking of justice.
If Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky wants to post pictures of her beloved pet musk ox, Shemp, then Sarah is gonna do that.
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky wants to post pictures of her beloved pet musk ox, Shemp, then Sarah is gonna do that.
Here's a nice shot of Kristi Noem's face without any makeup.
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here's a nice shot of Kristi Noem's face without any makeup.
Jesus Christ, he is really gonna try and talk about this? I assume this will quickly degenerate into something awful involving the K$H app?
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Jesus Christ, he is really gonna try and talk about this? I assume this will quickly degenerate into something awful involving the K$H app?
The way you pre-judge Lara is an outrage, you disturb the delicate process she goes through with her music producer, as her glorious music evolves, shedding, refining, more shedding, refining, detox, then it emerges from the dark hole. 10 DEMERITS for you.
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The way you pre-judge Lara is an outrage, you disturb the delicate process she goes through with her music producer, as her glorious music evolves, shedding, refining, more shedding, refining, detox, then it emerges from the dark hole. 10 DEMERITS for you.
And for all the MAGA 'tough' guys, reminder that Biden visited an actual war zone in Feb. 2023, no US President ever dared do this before. Trump is a coward, and Hegseth leads our troops by getting Botox and probably has pec implants.
static01.nyt.com/images/2023/...
static01.nyt.com/images/2023/...
October 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
And for all the MAGA 'tough' guys, reminder that Biden visited an actual war zone in Feb. 2023, no US President ever dared do this before. Trump is a coward, and Hegseth leads our troops by getting Botox and probably has pec implants.
static01.nyt.com/images/2023/...
static01.nyt.com/images/2023/...
See you there, Ka$h.
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
See you there, Ka$h.
These are 13 years old, Bryce Canyon, and some guy at a gas station told us to check out the pink sands dunes. Zion was amazing, and these were just as impressive.
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
These are 13 years old, Bryce Canyon, and some guy at a gas station told us to check out the pink sands dunes. Zion was amazing, and these were just as impressive.
Been there once, like going to Mars. It's the real deal.
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Been there once, like going to Mars. It's the real deal.
How 'bout it?
July 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
How 'bout it?
I got the BS email from SSA, buncha lies.
July 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I got the BS email from SSA, buncha lies.
And who wouldn't do that? JUST LOOK AT THESE GARLIC POWDER PRICES! THEY'RE CRAZY!
May 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
And who wouldn't do that? JUST LOOK AT THESE GARLIC POWDER PRICES! THEY'RE CRAZY!
Reminds me of the terrific ‘document dump’ The Onion did several years ago, which included emails of Trump’s ever increasing demands to the CEO of Boeing to build him a luxury plane made out of marble.
May 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Reminds me of the terrific ‘document dump’ The Onion did several years ago, which included emails of Trump’s ever increasing demands to the CEO of Boeing to build him a luxury plane made out of marble.
Wait a minute, men, I still have some of Donald's poo on my pinky finger.
May 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wait a minute, men, I still have some of Donald's poo on my pinky finger.
One of my inside sources got me this copy of his blood work results:
April 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One of my inside sources got me this copy of his blood work results:
Reposting, because it seemed appropriate.
Chuck Grassley is so old, his first vehicle ran on oats.
Chuck Grassley is so old, his first vehicle ran on oats.
March 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reposting, because it seemed appropriate.
Chuck Grassley is so old, his first vehicle ran on oats.
Chuck Grassley is so old, his first vehicle ran on oats.
3....2.....1......
Welcome to the Justin Eichorn Show, on OAN
Welcome to the Justin Eichorn Show, on OAN
March 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
3....2.....1......
Welcome to the Justin Eichorn Show, on OAN
Welcome to the Justin Eichorn Show, on OAN