MEN, if you're not:

-using visa gift cards to buy taquitos at 7-11
-playing video games that make you cry
-watching Return of the King quarterly
-replacing popular song lyrics with your dog's name

I DO NOT want you in my alpha circle.

Kids just be running everywhere they go just to get there fast. Imagine if adults had that much hassle.

Automatically hate anyone that does this.

Maturing is realizing that the plasma pistol is the best gun in the Halo series.

It is so heartbreaking how many of my kids didn’t show up to school today.

remember when EA's tagline was "challenge everything"? Well I challenge all the execs to a fistfight.

“Do you think that men are stronger than women?”

Had a student see this sticker from another student and she said “That blows my mind”.

And I said “Well why would you say that exactly?”

And she said “Uh.. no reason”.

How hard is it for you to not smoke inside a fucking venue y’all? Either respect the space you’re in or get tf out.

This is me recommending NPR and PBS

youtu.be/bUqU26l2NW0?...

A student today said she wished she had “hearing aids” so she could turn off hearing people whenever she wanted. And I felt that.

This is seriously pissing me off.

www.ed.gov/about/news/p...

Cats

I will be complaining extensively about everything here.