Shruggernaut
@shruggernaut.bsky.social
I make 3rd grade jokes with a high school vocabulary
I buy my groceries from Traitor Joe's 😈
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I buy my groceries from Traitor Joe's 😈
What's a philosopher's favorite lubricant?
"Ok, why?"
"Ok, why?"
October 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What's a philosopher's favorite lubricant?
"Ok, why?"
"Ok, why?"
Trump tore down the East Wing so that the White House could be more like Sephiroth.
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump tore down the East Wing so that the White House could be more like Sephiroth.
I'd really like to see Beau Bridges and Bo Burnham collaborate on something but I just can't think of a title for it
October 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'd really like to see Beau Bridges and Bo Burnham collaborate on something but I just can't think of a title for it
I'm making soup today, Giada de Laurentiis' recipe for slow cooker cioppino. Come get a bowl, it smells like heaven in here.
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm making soup today, Giada de Laurentiis' recipe for slow cooker cioppino. Come get a bowl, it smells like heaven in here.
If you don't have good manners, I'm gonna go bananers
October 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If you don't have good manners, I'm gonna go bananers
I just realized that vampires don't pay taxes.
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just realized that vampires don't pay taxes.
Here's my impression of PSY visiting the Fire Nation:
"Hey, where'd you get that burn scar from?"
"I got it from my daddy"
"Hey, where'd you get that burn scar from?"
"I got it from my daddy"
September 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Here's my impression of PSY visiting the Fire Nation:
"Hey, where'd you get that burn scar from?"
"I got it from my daddy"
"Hey, where'd you get that burn scar from?"
"I got it from my daddy"
I just learned butter candles exist. Now you have, too.
August 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I just learned butter candles exist. Now you have, too.
French bees make hon-hon-honey
August 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
French bees make hon-hon-honey
Rad Lobster's all you can eat shrimp
August 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Rad Lobster's all you can eat shrimp
I routinely forget to weigh myself but I remembered today and I'm down 60 lbs since last October. Pretty sweet, Lois.
August 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I routinely forget to weigh myself but I remembered today and I'm down 60 lbs since last October. Pretty sweet, Lois.
I really like the way mobsters dress. Especially track suits but the vintage bowling shirts + slack combo too.
Okay, lets do this.
One like, one opinion that's not on politics.
One like, one opinion that's not on politics.
July 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I really like the way mobsters dress. Especially track suits but the vintage bowling shirts + slack combo too.
Kuma Musume and it's just girls dressed as bears attacking hikers
July 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Kuma Musume and it's just girls dressed as bears attacking hikers
Finished Hunter x Hunter. Yeah, I was big time wrong the first time because this was a good ride. I wish they finished the story, though.
July 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Finished Hunter x Hunter. Yeah, I was big time wrong the first time because this was a good ride. I wish they finished the story, though.
The sequel to Love Island should be Love-iathan. 10 couples riding on the back of a 5000 ton whale and try to find romance.
July 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The sequel to Love Island should be Love-iathan. 10 couples riding on the back of a 5000 ton whale and try to find romance.
I'm already 40 episodes in somehow and I'm definitely in a better headspace to understand HxH: Gon's not badly written at all. His immaturity is the point, he was gifted at birth and those gifts don't make up for his lack of experience unlike, for example, Naruto.
Rewatching Hunter x Hunter, I don't remember why I didn't like it the first time.
June 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm already 40 episodes in somehow and I'm definitely in a better headspace to understand HxH: Gon's not badly written at all. His immaturity is the point, he was gifted at birth and those gifts don't make up for his lack of experience unlike, for example, Naruto.
Rewatching Hunter x Hunter, I don't remember why I didn't like it the first time.
June 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Rewatching Hunter x Hunter, I don't remember why I didn't like it the first time.
Catch me turning my head to see what other NPCs are doing but not speaking to them
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Catch me turning my head to see what other NPCs are doing but not speaking to them
On my way to the Pocari offices to pitch Pocari Blood and Pocari Tears
May 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
On my way to the Pocari offices to pitch Pocari Blood and Pocari Tears
Sinners and the subsequent homework I've done after seeing it have reminded me that public schools just didn't want to teach us.
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Sinners and the subsequent homework I've done after seeing it have reminded me that public schools just didn't want to teach us.
It's such a a cheap trick to toss green onions onto food for aesthetic appeal but it works every time. You could toss them on a Snickers and I'd be impressed.
May 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's such a a cheap trick to toss green onions onto food for aesthetic appeal but it works every time. You could toss them on a Snickers and I'd be impressed.
I jumped into a big soup, we call that cannonballism.
May 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I jumped into a big soup, we call that cannonballism.
Dave Matthews Pope Bus
May 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dave Matthews Pope Bus
This shirt was labeled as velvet but I guess that was just stolen velour.
May 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This shirt was labeled as velvet but I guess that was just stolen velour.