Shroomysmurf
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Shroomysmurf
@shroomysmurf.bsky.social
Mushroom swallowing whore
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My constituents want me to get to work but House Republicans are more concerned about protecting the Epstein files.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
Elected but Not Seated, Grijalva Waits to Sign Epstein Petition
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Duh.
July 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
As someone whose skin is basically clear because of how white I am. Your best chance at survival when you see masked thugs with ICE on them. Do this ! Can't let them take you to a secondary location!
April 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.
April 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Did you know we have a website?!

Snoop through the archive: werehere.beehiiv.com

Subscribe to We’re Here:
werehere.beehiiv.com/subscribe
We're Here
A nice little email for people from Earth.
werehere.beehiiv.com
April 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Xavier Woods knows D&D (even if the rest of the table doesn't)
April 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Wierd. Posted nothing on reddit the since Friday night/Saturday morning other than #FAGA. But now am somehow banned.

Fascists
Always
Get
Attacked
April 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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“The lady said butthole, Sam”
April 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Those pants are super hiked
April 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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According to the #eggsky index, as of April 05, 2025 12:54 PM CST, the price of #eggs is $9.52.
Sample size: 1052
That's a 97.51% difference since Trump became president.
It is now day 75 of Trump's first day in office.
How much did you pay for eggs?
#eggflation
April 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just remember an unpunished Facist is a learning experience for all involved.
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Students of UCDAVIS.
More of this please!
Turning Point USA can fuck off.
April 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Food prices rise, people have to eat less, the thicc age ends not with a thunderous booty clap, but with a whimper
April 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Oh my God, I just had a full night’s sleep and Cory Booker is still going…
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hey. Remember when Elon was cosplaying as a lumberjack with a chainsaw pretending to do budget cuts? How about we pretend we take a chainsaw to his stocks????

Oh wait...
March 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Look at this gorgeous little regent parrot and it’s yellow pops 🥲🪶
March 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Begging Bluesky to increase the post length cap to 500 like Mastodon has done for years and Threads launched with

It's gonna be fine, and it'll mean threads dont have to be broken into like 500 posts just to make a slightly more salient point
March 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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if the democratic party had a functional propaganda arm it could make a lot of hay of the fact that a non-trivial number of MAGA personalities and politicians are child sex offenders
March 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What a hero!
March 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
We are in the darkest/dumbest timeline.
March 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM