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I just got DOGE'd. Call USPS, the number ON MY CHANGE OF ADDRESS PAPER.

"This number has been disconnected and we have no further information. Goodbye"

1-800-ASKUSPS (275-8777)
If you guys wanna try it yourself
May 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ronald Reagan, who had been given an ACTUAL mandate by the American people, STILL respected the courts and Congress. If he was alive, he would be disgusted with Trump right now. He’s rolling over in his grave!
May 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Nothing says "I am unintelligent" more than an American southern accent
April 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Brandon Scott should have some Baltimore PD follow these trucks around and be like
Ope tail light out? *Writes up*
Speeding? Write up
Following too closely? Write up

Sorry men take it up with the Judge!
April 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The state of Maryland needs to go after the kidnappers of Kilmar Abrego Garcia and jail them if they don't listen. Even the city of Baltimore I don't care.
April 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Respect the veterans? Yeah I'll respect the ones that didnt choose to trample the document they fought for/voted for the mad king.
April 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pam Bondi destroyed her own case by seeking the death penalty. There is not a single jury in the country that will convict that. Even if she doesn't lose outright there will be 1 or 2 mistrials I can almost guarantee that.
April 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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PICTURED: Spineless Cuck Schumer Doing His Best Henry Kissinger Impression
March 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Personally I like that not a single box of Matzoh has sold 😭 fuck israel
March 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Originalism is basically Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas go into a supply closet in the supreme court and do a seance to ask the dead founders what they think 😭
March 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I mean I ain't saying nothing but if someone wanna Luigi Bobby Kotick that would provide some nice entertainment value
March 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nancy Pelosi did a much better job than Hakeem Jefferies is currently doing. Change my mind^^
March 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Someone pls report me to ICE I want a free payday
February 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you really believe so called 'extremist islamism' is coming for you I'm sorry to say but you need to go outside and touch grass
January 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Built by Jimmy Carter ❤️
December 31, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I really wish we lived in a civilized society so I wouldn't have to worry about how to pay for a dental filling

Can't figure out how to transport people
Or care for people
Or pay people
Or educate people

BUT we CAN figure out how to blow up brown people halfway across the planet

Got it
December 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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I audibly moaned. #FreeLuigi
December 9, 2024 at 6:40 PM