JD
@shrimpyhollow.bsky.social
Dice Goblin with a love for far too expensive pieces of cardboard and tiny, grey plastic soldiers. Also has like 1 or 2 cosplays, maybe even 3.
Something of a death metal musician, I growl in the shower.
Published author.
He/him
Something of a death metal musician, I growl in the shower.
Published author.
He/him
Valkia, the Bloody,
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Valkia, the Bloody,
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
Got inspired by @numbskulls.live and their Valkia video. I couldn't get the idea of converting Yndrasta out if my head, so I started my little kitbash project
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Got inspired by @numbskulls.live and their Valkia video. I couldn't get the idea of converting Yndrasta out if my head, so I started my little kitbash project
Yesterday I played 1k vs. Tyranids, again. Had to deal with a Norn Emissary in a 1k game, again.
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
August 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Yesterday I played 1k vs. Tyranids, again. Had to deal with a Norn Emissary in a 1k game, again.
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
Switched the eye color on my Corpus Brethren from red to green and I like it so much better.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
July 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Switched the eye color on my Corpus Brethren from red to green and I like it so much better.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
Finally put this dude together. Gonna let him dry over night and do some last highlights tomorrow.
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
July 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Finally put this dude together. Gonna let him dry over night and do some last highlights tomorrow.
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
So, @beaureography.bsky.social's LGS has a monthly painting competition for fun and some store credit. Since I'll be in town this week I quickly painted up this lil dude over 3 days.
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
June 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So, @beaureography.bsky.social's LGS has a monthly painting competition for fun and some store credit. Since I'll be in town this week I quickly painted up this lil dude over 3 days.
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
Or maybe this queen that beat my ass in cEDH several times 🤔🙈
May 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Or maybe this queen that beat my ass in cEDH several times 🤔🙈
Looking at the new #MtG set I really wanna build a Grixis deck around those Guttersnipe tokens. But who's gonna be my Commander? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
May 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Looking at the new #MtG set I really wanna build a Grixis deck around those Guttersnipe tokens. But who's gonna be my Commander? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
Painting the first of my Corpus Brethren and I had a little White Scars moment while painting the red eyes.
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
April 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Painting the first of my Corpus Brethren and I had a little White Scars moment while painting the red eyes.
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
Sloooowly getting somewhere with those banana boats
January 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sloooowly getting somewhere with those banana boats
Started building my Warhammer backlog, so those little shits can sit there and judge me with their stupid, grey eyes, so maybe I'll actually paint them....
Up first:
The Helbrute for my World Eaters army.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Up first:
The Helbrute for my World Eaters army.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
December 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Started building my Warhammer backlog, so those little shits can sit there and judge me with their stupid, grey eyes, so maybe I'll actually paint them....
Up first:
The Helbrute for my World Eaters army.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Up first:
The Helbrute for my World Eaters army.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Trajann Valores is cool, but his pose sucks. So I slapped a bunch of his parts on a Bastian Carthalos model for the cooler pose
November 20, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Trajann Valores is cool, but his pose sucks. So I slapped a bunch of his parts on a Bastian Carthalos model for the cooler pose
WIP
Trying out a more grimdark color scheme for my Custodes
Trying out a more grimdark color scheme for my Custodes
November 9, 2024 at 7:27 PM
WIP
Trying out a more grimdark color scheme for my Custodes
Trying out a more grimdark color scheme for my Custodes
Me:
"Yeah, World Eaters are my main boys. Blood for the Blood God!"
Also me:
Finishes his 1.000 points list for Dark Angels before his World Eaters....
(I blame it on the tons and tons of armor trims on Chaos models)
"Yeah, World Eaters are my main boys. Blood for the Blood God!"
Also me:
Finishes his 1.000 points list for Dark Angels before his World Eaters....
(I blame it on the tons and tons of armor trims on Chaos models)
November 9, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Me:
"Yeah, World Eaters are my main boys. Blood for the Blood God!"
Also me:
Finishes his 1.000 points list for Dark Angels before his World Eaters....
(I blame it on the tons and tons of armor trims on Chaos models)
"Yeah, World Eaters are my main boys. Blood for the Blood God!"
Also me:
Finishes his 1.000 points list for Dark Angels before his World Eaters....
(I blame it on the tons and tons of armor trims on Chaos models)
Time to build this dude!!!
December 31, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Time to build this dude!!!
Play a tank, they said...
You won't have long queues, they said...
You won't have long queues, they said...
October 27, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Play a tank, they said...
You won't have long queues, they said...
You won't have long queues, they said...