JD
@shrimpyhollow.bsky.social
Dice Goblin with a love for far too expensive pieces of cardboard and tiny, grey plastic soldiers. Also has like 1 or 2 cosplays, maybe even 3.
Something of a death metal musician, I growl in the shower.
Published author.
He/him
Something of a death metal musician, I growl in the shower.
Published author.
He/him
Valkia, the Bloody,
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Valkia, the Bloody,
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
The Gorequeen,
Dread-Consort of Khorne
This was my favorite model to kitbash so far and I got to use lots of leftover heads as skulls for the Skull Throne.
Blood for the Blood God!
Got inspired by @numbskulls.live and their Valkia video. I couldn't get the idea of converting Yndrasta out if my head, so I started my little kitbash project
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Got inspired by @numbskulls.live and their Valkia video. I couldn't get the idea of converting Yndrasta out if my head, so I started my little kitbash project
Woohoo, 1k game of 40k tomorrow. It's not against the Tyranid boyo with his Norm Emissary, because he'll still be at school.
Is this where I'll turn away from the imperial forces with their Adeptus Gigachad...ehrm...Custodes and fall for Chaos again?
Something, something, blood for the Blood God!!
Is this where I'll turn away from the imperial forces with their Adeptus Gigachad...ehrm...Custodes and fall for Chaos again?
Something, something, blood for the Blood God!!
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September 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Woohoo, 1k game of 40k tomorrow. It's not against the Tyranid boyo with his Norm Emissary, because he'll still be at school.
Is this where I'll turn away from the imperial forces with their Adeptus Gigachad...ehrm...Custodes and fall for Chaos again?
Something, something, blood for the Blood God!!
Is this where I'll turn away from the imperial forces with their Adeptus Gigachad...ehrm...Custodes and fall for Chaos again?
Something, something, blood for the Blood God!!
Yesterday I played 1k vs. Tyranids, again. Had to deal with a Norn Emissary in a 1k game, again.
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
August 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Yesterday I played 1k vs. Tyranids, again. Had to deal with a Norn Emissary in a 1k game, again.
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look.
The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏
Switched the eye color on my Corpus Brethren from red to green and I like it so much better.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
July 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Switched the eye color on my Corpus Brethren from red to green and I like it so much better.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.
Finally put this dude together. Gonna let him dry over night and do some last highlights tomorrow.
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
July 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Finally put this dude together. Gonna let him dry over night and do some last highlights tomorrow.
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done.
Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list.
Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞
Only 1 week left, until I can play with my stupid, little war dollies, again 😌👌
Time to test my Helbrute and my kitbashed Slaughterbound.
Blood for the Blood God!!!
Time to test my Helbrute and my kitbashed Slaughterbound.
Blood for the Blood God!!!
June 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Only 1 week left, until I can play with my stupid, little war dollies, again 😌👌
Time to test my Helbrute and my kitbashed Slaughterbound.
Blood for the Blood God!!!
Time to test my Helbrute and my kitbashed Slaughterbound.
Blood for the Blood God!!!
Woohoo, got a 1k game of W40k in two weeks!
My opponent: "I'm new, so my turns might take a little longer"
Me: "Yeah, cool, this is my first non-CP game in about a year, so we're cool"
GW-dude: "Also, he's playing World Eaters. His turns are quite short, so you'll have more time for yours"
My opponent: "I'm new, so my turns might take a little longer"
Me: "Yeah, cool, this is my first non-CP game in about a year, so we're cool"
GW-dude: "Also, he's playing World Eaters. His turns are quite short, so you'll have more time for yours"
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June 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Woohoo, got a 1k game of W40k in two weeks!
My opponent: "I'm new, so my turns might take a little longer"
Me: "Yeah, cool, this is my first non-CP game in about a year, so we're cool"
GW-dude: "Also, he's playing World Eaters. His turns are quite short, so you'll have more time for yours"
My opponent: "I'm new, so my turns might take a little longer"
Me: "Yeah, cool, this is my first non-CP game in about a year, so we're cool"
GW-dude: "Also, he's playing World Eaters. His turns are quite short, so you'll have more time for yours"
Building a Commander deck:
1. Pick a commander
2. Pick a theme
3. Throw all the cool cards in one big list
4. Realize halfway through that you also need lands, add a bunch of lands
5. Throw more cards in
6. Cut down to 100 cards, cause you're somewhere between 110 and 130 cards 🙈
Every. Damn. Time.
1. Pick a commander
2. Pick a theme
3. Throw all the cool cards in one big list
4. Realize halfway through that you also need lands, add a bunch of lands
5. Throw more cards in
6. Cut down to 100 cards, cause you're somewhere between 110 and 130 cards 🙈
Every. Damn. Time.
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June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Building a Commander deck:
1. Pick a commander
2. Pick a theme
3. Throw all the cool cards in one big list
4. Realize halfway through that you also need lands, add a bunch of lands
5. Throw more cards in
6. Cut down to 100 cards, cause you're somewhere between 110 and 130 cards 🙈
Every. Damn. Time.
1. Pick a commander
2. Pick a theme
3. Throw all the cool cards in one big list
4. Realize halfway through that you also need lands, add a bunch of lands
5. Throw more cards in
6. Cut down to 100 cards, cause you're somewhere between 110 and 130 cards 🙈
Every. Damn. Time.
So, @beaureography.bsky.social's LGS has a monthly painting competition for fun and some store credit. Since I'll be in town this week I quickly painted up this lil dude over 3 days.
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
June 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So, @beaureography.bsky.social's LGS has a monthly painting competition for fun and some store credit. Since I'll be in town this week I quickly painted up this lil dude over 3 days.
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁
Warhammer head canon:
Noise Marine are blasting Lady Gaga songs at full volume, until your brain melts from all the "Ra-gaga"
Noise Marine are blasting Lady Gaga songs at full volume, until your brain melts from all the "Ra-gaga"
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May 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Warhammer head canon:
Noise Marine are blasting Lady Gaga songs at full volume, until your brain melts from all the "Ra-gaga"
Noise Marine are blasting Lady Gaga songs at full volume, until your brain melts from all the "Ra-gaga"
That feeling when you have the day off, hit the gym in the morning and later visit the local Warhammer store for some shadow boxing (playing World Eaters) 😌👌
May 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
That feeling when you have the day off, hit the gym in the morning and later visit the local Warhammer store for some shadow boxing (playing World Eaters) 😌👌
Looking at the new #MtG set I really wanna build a Grixis deck around those Guttersnipe tokens. But who's gonna be my Commander? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
May 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Looking at the new #MtG set I really wanna build a Grixis deck around those Guttersnipe tokens. But who's gonna be my Commander? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔
I just had a MtG boomer moment, when I realized that Black Lotus was only worth ~2.5k when I started playing 🙈😂
May 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I just had a MtG boomer moment, when I realized that Black Lotus was only worth ~2.5k when I started playing 🙈😂
Painting the first of my Corpus Brethren and I had a little White Scars moment while painting the red eyes.
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
April 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Painting the first of my Corpus Brethren and I had a little White Scars moment while painting the red eyes.
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂
Man, it's been about 4 months since I've been to the gym (not counting physiotherapy) and even though I'm wearing an oversized hoodie to hide the 4-month-break, it feels so good to be back 😌👌
March 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Man, it's been about 4 months since I've been to the gym (not counting physiotherapy) and even though I'm wearing an oversized hoodie to hide the 4-month-break, it feels so good to be back 😌👌
Ok, but what if I took a Kroot model, some parts from the Aeldari and Drukhari...
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...and kitbashed something that might look like Garrus Vakarian? 🤔
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...and kitbashed something that might look like Garrus Vakarian? 🤔
February 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ok, but what if I took a Kroot model, some parts from the Aeldari and Drukhari...
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...and kitbashed something that might look like Garrus Vakarian? 🤔
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...and kitbashed something that might look like Garrus Vakarian? 🤔
Damn, we just finished a DnD campaign after exactly 4 years and 4 months. This was such a wild ride and even though it was a memegrinder (a very meme-y meatgrinder), my characters got their epilogues.
February 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Damn, we just finished a DnD campaign after exactly 4 years and 4 months. This was such a wild ride and even though it was a memegrinder (a very meme-y meatgrinder), my characters got their epilogues.
With the Army Set and the Combat Patrol for Emperor's Children both looking really amazing, I'll probably sell most of my Ynnari stuff for ECs, cause I can't play the Space Elves the way I wanted to play them, anymore.
It's kinda fitting:
Aeldari fucked (up), so now it's Slaanesh...
It's kinda fitting:
Aeldari fucked (up), so now it's Slaanesh...
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
With the Army Set and the Combat Patrol for Emperor's Children both looking really amazing, I'll probably sell most of my Ynnari stuff for ECs, cause I can't play the Space Elves the way I wanted to play them, anymore.
It's kinda fitting:
Aeldari fucked (up), so now it's Slaanesh...
It's kinda fitting:
Aeldari fucked (up), so now it's Slaanesh...
Me:
"It took me so long to finally start painting Angron, because big demon, scary paintjob, much room for mistakes"
Also me:
"What if I also painted Be'lakor, Mortarion, Magnus and, once he's released, Fulgrim?"
"It took me so long to finally start painting Angron, because big demon, scary paintjob, much room for mistakes"
Also me:
"What if I also painted Be'lakor, Mortarion, Magnus and, once he's released, Fulgrim?"
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January 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me:
"It took me so long to finally start painting Angron, because big demon, scary paintjob, much room for mistakes"
Also me:
"What if I also painted Be'lakor, Mortarion, Magnus and, once he's released, Fulgrim?"
"It took me so long to finally start painting Angron, because big demon, scary paintjob, much room for mistakes"
Also me:
"What if I also painted Be'lakor, Mortarion, Magnus and, once he's released, Fulgrim?"
Sloooowly getting somewhere with those banana boats
January 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sloooowly getting somewhere with those banana boats
