SHRIMPO 🍤
@shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social
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ᵀᵁᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ ˢᴬᴵᴺᵀˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴱᴬ
𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
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ᵀᵁᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ ˢᴬᴵᴺᵀˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴱᴬ
𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
Pinned
UGHHH I'M SO BORED I HATE BEING BORED
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
UGHHH I'M SO BORED I HATE BEING BORED
THIS PLACE IS AWFUL AND YOU KNOW IT!!
aw , Shrimpo !
this place isn't THAT bad , why don't you lighten up a bit ?
this place isn't THAT bad , why don't you lighten up a bit ?
HELP! HELP MEEE!! I HATE IT HERE
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
THIS PLACE IS AWFUL AND YOU KNOW IT!!
[staring at her for a moment. then looking away. yeah, keeping eye contact is an impossible task right now.]
THAT'S INSULTING! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE WORST YOU KNOW.
THAT'S INSULTING! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE WORST YOU KNOW.
BAHAHAaha.. you aren’t SO bad, i suppose. whatever makes you happiest, shrimpy .ᐟ
( covering her mouth with her paws and snickering.. )
( covering her mouth with her paws and snickering.. )
I THINK YOU'RE JUST HEARING THINGS!! CUZ IT WASN'T ME, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
[folding his arms and kind of pouting!]
[folding his arms and kind of pouting!]
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
[staring at her for a moment. then looking away. yeah, keeping eye contact is an impossible task right now.]
THAT'S INSULTING! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE WORST YOU KNOW.
THAT'S INSULTING! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE WORST YOU KNOW.
I THINK YOU'RE JUST HEARING THINGS!! CUZ IT WASN'T ME, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
[folding his arms and kind of pouting!]
[folding his arms and kind of pouting!]
i’m PREEETTY sure you were laughing with me .ᐟ
( <⎯ she has a big ol’ smile plastered onto her face .ᐟ )
( <⎯ she has a big ol’ smile plastered onto her face .ᐟ )
WHAT? NO I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T LAUGH WITH YOU!!! ONLY AT YOU!!
<_<
[he's being a horrible liar. shifty eyes and a furrowed brow. he got caught being too silly...]
<_<
[he's being a horrible liar. shifty eyes and a furrowed brow. he got caught being too silly...]
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I THINK YOU'RE JUST HEARING THINGS!! CUZ IT WASN'T ME, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
[folding his arms and kind of pouting!]
[folding his arms and kind of pouting!]
WHAT? NO I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T LAUGH WITH YOU!!! ONLY AT YOU!!
<_<
[he's being a horrible liar. shifty eyes and a furrowed brow. he got caught being too silly...]
<_<
[he's being a horrible liar. shifty eyes and a furrowed brow. he got caught being too silly...]
( head tilt.. )
well YOU make ME laugh. you’re so “serious” it’s hilarious .ᐟ also ‘cuz you laughed with me at brusha.
well YOU make ME laugh. you’re so “serious” it’s hilarious .ᐟ also ‘cuz you laughed with me at brusha.
>_>
HOW AM I FUNNY. I DON'T MAKE JOKES I'M 100% SERIOUS.
HOW AM I FUNNY. I DON'T MAKE JOKES I'M 100% SERIOUS.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
WHAT? NO I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T LAUGH WITH YOU!!! ONLY AT YOU!!
<_<
[he's being a horrible liar. shifty eyes and a furrowed brow. he got caught being too silly...]
<_<
[he's being a horrible liar. shifty eyes and a furrowed brow. he got caught being too silly...]
>_>
HOW AM I FUNNY. I DON'T MAKE JOKES I'M 100% SERIOUS.
HOW AM I FUNNY. I DON'T MAKE JOKES I'M 100% SERIOUS.
OF COURSE .ᐣ .ᐣ
YOU THINK I'M FUNNY???
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
>_>
HOW AM I FUNNY. I DON'T MAKE JOKES I'M 100% SERIOUS.
HOW AM I FUNNY. I DON'T MAKE JOKES I'M 100% SERIOUS.
YOU THINK I'M FUNNY???
Ppffehehe.. bumsha.. you’re FUNNY .ᐟ
THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER FAULT THOUGH... BRUSHA MORE LIKE BUMSHA
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
YOU THINK I'M FUNNY???
THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER FAULT THOUGH... BRUSHA MORE LIKE BUMSHA
she walked into my cane while i was practicing an act⎯ goodness she was so angry i scattered away before she’d LECTURE me .ᐟ .ᐟ
[hands over his mouth as he hides laughter]
AH, SWEET SWEET BULLYING!
AH, SWEET SWEET BULLYING!
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER FAULT THOUGH... BRUSHA MORE LIKE BUMSHA
LOWLY STANDARDS?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!
you’re lucky i don’t lower myself to such lowly standards .̲.̲.̲
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
LOWLY STANDARDS?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!
[hands over his mouth as he hides laughter]
AH, SWEET SWEET BULLYING!
AH, SWEET SWEET BULLYING!
i .̲.̲.̲ ( snort ) don’t endorse this .ᐟ .ᐟ
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
[hands over his mouth as he hides laughter]
AH, SWEET SWEET BULLYING!
AH, SWEET SWEET BULLYING!
HA HA !
( collapsed on the ground )
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
HA HA !
FUCK NO I'M GONNA LAUGH AT HER HOLD ON
IF YOU SEE BRUSHA TELL HER IM SORRY
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
FUCK NO I'M GONNA LAUGH AT HER HOLD ON
WHO
I HIT SOMEBODY WITH A CANE
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
WHO
HELP! HELP MEEE!! I HATE IT HERE
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
HELP! HELP MEEE!! I HATE IT HERE
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?? THEY'RE RIBBONS!! PAPER!
[completely shocked, like he was just shown some crazy magic trick!]
THAT SHOULDN'T WORK AT ALL!
[paws on his head in distress!]
[completely shocked, like he was just shown some crazy magic trick!]
THAT SHOULDN'T WORK AT ALL!
[paws on his head in distress!]
PFFSH.. you should SEE your face right now. uhh.. did you forget .ᐣ
◟ wagging the three other ribbon tails .ᐟ ◝
or i can just show you .ᐟ * ✨
◟ standing up from the bench,
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◟ wagging the three other ribbon tails .ᐟ ◝
or i can just show you .ᐟ * ✨
◟ standing up from the bench,
↓
OH.
[baffled, he didn't realize! sigh. he hated being wrong.]
...WHATEVER!!! IS IT... UP? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET CHAIRS UP INTO A VENT? THINK ABOUT THAT!
[baffled, he didn't realize! sigh. he hated being wrong.]
...WHATEVER!!! IS IT... UP? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET CHAIRS UP INTO A VENT? THINK ABOUT THAT!
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?? THEY'RE RIBBONS!! PAPER!
[completely shocked, like he was just shown some crazy magic trick!]
THAT SHOULDN'T WORK AT ALL!
[paws on his head in distress!]
[completely shocked, like he was just shown some crazy magic trick!]
THAT SHOULDN'T WORK AT ALL!
[paws on his head in distress!]
I HATE BEING SORE
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I HATE BEING SORE
STAY AWAY FROM ME
c'mon bruh just a hug
GO AWAY STOP IT
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
STAY AWAY FROM ME
GO AWAY STOP IT
Where my hug at
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
GO AWAY STOP IT
OH.
[baffled, he didn't realize! sigh. he hated being wrong.]
...WHATEVER!!! IS IT... UP? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET CHAIRS UP INTO A VENT? THINK ABOUT THAT!
[baffled, he didn't realize! sigh. he hated being wrong.]
...WHATEVER!!! IS IT... UP? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET CHAIRS UP INTO A VENT? THINK ABOUT THAT!
◟ surprisingly the ribbon was pretty sturdy⎯ snorting at him pulling on it .ᐟ ◝
careful, i need those to do my tricks .ᐟ
HAHAHaha. do you think it’s just CRAWLING .ᐣ the vent system is big enough to WALK in, that’s why it’s my candy hideout.
careful, i need those to do my tricks .ᐟ
HAHAHaha. do you think it’s just CRAWLING .ᐣ the vent system is big enough to WALK in, that’s why it’s my candy hideout.
[he reaches his grubby claws forth and yanks on them!]
FINE!! WE CAN HAVE A FORT IN THE VENTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET SUPPLIES IN THERE THOUGH!! IT NEEDS TO BE COZY!!
FINE!! WE CAN HAVE A FORT IN THE VENTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET SUPPLIES IN THERE THOUGH!! IT NEEDS TO BE COZY!!
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
OH.
[baffled, he didn't realize! sigh. he hated being wrong.]
...WHATEVER!!! IS IT... UP? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET CHAIRS UP INTO A VENT? THINK ABOUT THAT!
[baffled, he didn't realize! sigh. he hated being wrong.]
...WHATEVER!!! IS IT... UP? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET CHAIRS UP INTO A VENT? THINK ABOUT THAT!
[he reaches his grubby claws forth and yanks on them!]
FINE!! WE CAN HAVE A FORT IN THE VENTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET SUPPLIES IN THERE THOUGH!! IT NEEDS TO BE COZY!!
FINE!! WE CAN HAVE A FORT IN THE VENTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET SUPPLIES IN THERE THOUGH!! IT NEEDS TO BE COZY!!
i’m in them like 99% of the time, trust me. i’m PRO.
◟ .̲.̲.̲ it’s more questionable why she spends that much time in them. ◝
only dandy and dyle know how to do that .ᐟ OTHERWISE i’d be shreds of confetti by now.. also ‘cuz⎯
↓
◟ .̲.̲.̲ it’s more questionable why she spends that much time in them. ◝
only dandy and dyle know how to do that .ᐟ OTHERWISE i’d be shreds of confetti by now.. also ‘cuz⎯
↓
...THE VENTS? SERIOUSLY?
[frowning at that, he turned his head to look at her. itching at his fluffy cheek for a second before questioning it.]
OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE TURNS IT ON? I ONLY HAVE ONE STAR IN WIND RESISTANCE..
[frowning at that, he turned his head to look at her. itching at his fluffy cheek for a second before questioning it.]
OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE TURNS IT ON? I ONLY HAVE ONE STAR IN WIND RESISTANCE..
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
[he reaches his grubby claws forth and yanks on them!]
FINE!! WE CAN HAVE A FORT IN THE VENTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET SUPPLIES IN THERE THOUGH!! IT NEEDS TO BE COZY!!
FINE!! WE CAN HAVE A FORT IN THE VENTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET SUPPLIES IN THERE THOUGH!! IT NEEDS TO BE COZY!!
...THE VENTS? SERIOUSLY?
[frowning at that, he turned his head to look at her. itching at his fluffy cheek for a second before questioning it.]
OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE TURNS IT ON? I ONLY HAVE ONE STAR IN WIND RESISTANCE..
[frowning at that, he turned his head to look at her. itching at his fluffy cheek for a second before questioning it.]
OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE TURNS IT ON? I ONLY HAVE ONE STAR IN WIND RESISTANCE..
ALREADY. LOVE. THIS. FORT .ᐟ
she’s always trying to get my hiding spots from me, SEEESH.. pffthehe.
◟ allowing herself to be pushed away⎯ only to lean back in again .ᐟ ◝
I HAVE THE PERFECT SPOT .ᐟ .ᐟ
THE VENTILATION SYSTEM. * ✨
she’s always trying to get my hiding spots from me, SEEESH.. pffthehe.
◟ allowing herself to be pushed away⎯ only to lean back in again .ᐟ ◝
I HAVE THE PERFECT SPOT .ᐟ .ᐟ
THE VENTILATION SYSTEM. * ✨
GIGI CAN SUCK IT. SHE WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED IN OUR FORT EVER!! NEITHER WOULD SPROUT!! AND IT'D BE PERFECT! WHERE SHOULD WE BUILD IT, THOUGH? SOME PLACE WHERE NO ONE WOULD EASILY SEE US...
[raising his paw to push her face away.]
[raising his paw to push her face away.]
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
...THE VENTS? SERIOUSLY?
[frowning at that, he turned his head to look at her. itching at his fluffy cheek for a second before questioning it.]
OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE TURNS IT ON? I ONLY HAVE ONE STAR IN WIND RESISTANCE..
[frowning at that, he turned his head to look at her. itching at his fluffy cheek for a second before questioning it.]
OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE TURNS IT ON? I ONLY HAVE ONE STAR IN WIND RESISTANCE..
Reposted by SHRIMPO 🍤
YEAH. THAT ONE.
[taking it awkwardly, thinking... then starting to rip it up!]
IT WAS MAKING ME MAD, SO!! I DON'T WANT IT AROUND ANYMORE!! GRAHH!!
[taking out his cuteness aggression on that poor plush! finn was so cute and nice it BOTHERED him.]
[taking it awkwardly, thinking... then starting to rip it up!]
IT WAS MAKING ME MAD, SO!! I DON'T WANT IT AROUND ANYMORE!! GRAHH!!
[taking out his cuteness aggression on that poor plush! finn was so cute and nice it BOTHERED him.]
[ adjusting the way he was holding shrimpo , now carrying him with one arm as the other reached up to that plush . taking the dandy plushie , and holding it up to the crustacean . ]
this one ?
[ thank goodness for finn's height ! the top shelf is quite high . ]
this one ?
[ thank goodness for finn's height ! the top shelf is quite high . ]
[okay. so. mission successful... until he realized he didn't actually know what he wanted to grab up here. he just wanted affection from his friend and didn't know how to ask!]
UHH...
UM.
THAT DANDY PLUSH ON THE TOP SHELF. SEE IT?
[point point.]
UHH...
UM.
THAT DANDY PLUSH ON THE TOP SHELF. SEE IT?
[point point.]
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
YEAH. THAT ONE.
[taking it awkwardly, thinking... then starting to rip it up!]
IT WAS MAKING ME MAD, SO!! I DON'T WANT IT AROUND ANYMORE!! GRAHH!!
[taking out his cuteness aggression on that poor plush! finn was so cute and nice it BOTHERED him.]
[taking it awkwardly, thinking... then starting to rip it up!]
IT WAS MAKING ME MAD, SO!! I DON'T WANT IT AROUND ANYMORE!! GRAHH!!
[taking out his cuteness aggression on that poor plush! finn was so cute and nice it BOTHERED him.]
[okay. so. mission successful... until he realized he didn't actually know what he wanted to grab up here. he just wanted affection from his friend and didn't know how to ask!]
UHH...
UM.
THAT DANDY PLUSH ON THE TOP SHELF. SEE IT?
[point point.]
UHH...
UM.
THAT DANDY PLUSH ON THE TOP SHELF. SEE IT?
[point point.]
[ blink blink . then , a toothy grin cracking up on his features ! lowering his arms down , and swooping shrimpo up ! a little twirl as he did ! ]
wooh !
alright , you're up ! whaddya' need ?
[ holding shrimpo out ! wow , he really is so short ! ]
wooh !
alright , you're up ! whaddya' need ?
[ holding shrimpo out ! wow , he really is so short ! ]
...
PICK ME UP. I NEED TO REACH SOMETHING.
[he ordered, brows furrowed in an angry scowl as his short ass opened his arms and flexed his paws.]
PICK ME UP. I NEED TO REACH SOMETHING.
[he ordered, brows furrowed in an angry scowl as his short ass opened his arms and flexed his paws.]
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
[okay. so. mission successful... until he realized he didn't actually know what he wanted to grab up here. he just wanted affection from his friend and didn't know how to ask!]
UHH...
UM.
THAT DANDY PLUSH ON THE TOP SHELF. SEE IT?
[point point.]
UHH...
UM.
THAT DANDY PLUSH ON THE TOP SHELF. SEE IT?
[point point.]
...
PICK ME UP. I NEED TO REACH SOMETHING.
[he ordered, brows furrowed in an angry scowl as his short ass opened his arms and flexed his paws.]
PICK ME UP. I NEED TO REACH SOMETHING.
[he ordered, brows furrowed in an angry scowl as his short ass opened his arms and flexed his paws.]
oh ?
[ shrimpo ? needing help ? and not to mention , actually /asking/ for said help ? well . . . ! ]
what do ya need help with , buddy ?
[ shrimpo ? needing help ? and not to mention , actually /asking/ for said help ? well . . . ! ]
what do ya need help with , buddy ?
I NEED... HELP.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
...
PICK ME UP. I NEED TO REACH SOMETHING.
[he ordered, brows furrowed in an angry scowl as his short ass opened his arms and flexed his paws.]
PICK ME UP. I NEED TO REACH SOMETHING.
[he ordered, brows furrowed in an angry scowl as his short ass opened his arms and flexed his paws.]