SHRIMPO 🍤
@shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social
ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕
ＪＥＡＬＯＵＳＹ
ᵀᵁᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ ˢᴬᴵᴺᵀˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴱᴬ
𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
ＪＥＡＬＯＵＳＹ
ᵀᵁᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ ˢᴬᴵᴺᵀˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴱᴬ
𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
Pinned
WELL, I'M EVEN BETTER AT THE LONG GAME. 💢💢
I'M NOT BUDGING. BETTER GET USED TO BEING HERE.
[tail wagging more! oh... awkward. but spending more time getting kinda cuddled like this was nice.]
I'M NOT BUDGING. BETTER GET USED TO BEING HERE.
[tail wagging more! oh... awkward. but spending more time getting kinda cuddled like this was nice.]
YES ME .ᐟ I CAN KEEP UP WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS .ᐟ
( sticking out her tongue .̲.̲.̲ how immature. no wonder she has the energy to keep up with shrimpo of all toons .ᐟ )
SURRENDER .ᐟ BECAUSE IM GREAT AT PLAYING THE LONG GAME .ᐟ
( sticking out her tongue .̲.̲.̲ how immature. no wonder she has the energy to keep up with shrimpo of all toons .ᐟ )
SURRENDER .ᐟ BECAUSE IM GREAT AT PLAYING THE LONG GAME .ᐟ
NO!! NOT YOU- GAHHHG.
[side-eye. deep sigh. then he... doesn't say anything at all!]
I WILL NEVER SAY THAT!! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP OR SAY UNCLE!! I'M ANCHORED HERE!
[side-eye. deep sigh. then he... doesn't say anything at all!]
I WILL NEVER SAY THAT!! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP OR SAY UNCLE!! I'M ANCHORED HERE!
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
WELL, I'M EVEN BETTER AT THE LONG GAME. 💢💢
I'M NOT BUDGING. BETTER GET USED TO BEING HERE.
[tail wagging more! oh... awkward. but spending more time getting kinda cuddled like this was nice.]
I'M NOT BUDGING. BETTER GET USED TO BEING HERE.
[tail wagging more! oh... awkward. but spending more time getting kinda cuddled like this was nice.]
NO!! NOT YOU- GAHHHG.
[side-eye. deep sigh. then he... doesn't say anything at all!]
I WILL NEVER SAY THAT!! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP OR SAY UNCLE!! I'M ANCHORED HERE!
[side-eye. deep sigh. then he... doesn't say anything at all!]
I WILL NEVER SAY THAT!! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP OR SAY UNCLE!! I'M ANCHORED HERE!
SOMEONE SHOULD KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU .ᐟ waaiit. that someone is ME .ᐟ
( trying her absolute BEST not to burst out into laughter. squeezing shrimpo rather carelessly in her hug⎯trap. )
say you give up and i’ll free you, Ehehe.
( trying her absolute BEST not to burst out into laughter. squeezing shrimpo rather carelessly in her hug⎯trap. )
say you give up and i’ll free you, Ehehe.
BECAAAAUSE YOU STINK SO MUCH, THERE'S FLIES I NEED TO WAVE OFF! UGH!! YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW EVERY ANSWER!!
[wag wag wag... he's starting to get a little flustered. crossing his arms.]
STUPID ..
[wag wag wag... he's starting to get a little flustered. crossing his arms.]
STUPID ..
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
NO!! NOT YOU- GAHHHG.
[side-eye. deep sigh. then he... doesn't say anything at all!]
I WILL NEVER SAY THAT!! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP OR SAY UNCLE!! I'M ANCHORED HERE!
[side-eye. deep sigh. then he... doesn't say anything at all!]
I WILL NEVER SAY THAT!! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP OR SAY UNCLE!! I'M ANCHORED HERE!
BECAAAAUSE YOU STINK SO MUCH, THERE'S FLIES I NEED TO WAVE OFF! UGH!! YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW EVERY ANSWER!!
[wag wag wag... he's starting to get a little flustered. crossing his arms.]
STUPID ..
[wag wag wag... he's starting to get a little flustered. crossing his arms.]
STUPID ..
pfft⎯ last HIT .ᐣ against THE yatta .ᐣ keep on dreaming. ¬‿¬
( rolling her eyes .ᐟ she’s just taking this interaction as just one big joke ( because of course she is .̲.̲.̲ ) )
so if you hate me SOO much, why’s your tail wagging .ᐣ ♪
( rolling her eyes .ᐟ she’s just taking this interaction as just one big joke ( because of course she is .̲.̲.̲ ) )
so if you hate me SOO much, why’s your tail wagging .ᐣ ♪
I WANTED TO GET THE LAST HIT IN!! Y'KNOW, AS SHRIMPO ALWAYS DOES? MY TRADEMARK? YEAH???
[huff! smushing himself against the floor... his tail is very slightly wagging, though.]
AND YEAH, IT IS. BUT I HATE YOU!! SO MUCH.
[huff! smushing himself against the floor... his tail is very slightly wagging, though.]
AND YEAH, IT IS. BUT I HATE YOU!! SO MUCH.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
BECAAAAUSE YOU STINK SO MUCH, THERE'S FLIES I NEED TO WAVE OFF! UGH!! YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW EVERY ANSWER!!
[wag wag wag... he's starting to get a little flustered. crossing his arms.]
STUPID ..
[wag wag wag... he's starting to get a little flustered. crossing his arms.]
STUPID ..
[staring at soulvester for a second as he slowly slides a speed candy into his mouth. AND HE'S OFF]
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
[staring at soulvester for a second as he slowly slides a speed candy into his mouth. AND HE'S OFF]
I WANTED TO GET THE LAST HIT IN!! Y'KNOW, AS SHRIMPO ALWAYS DOES? MY TRADEMARK? YEAH???
[huff! smushing himself against the floor... his tail is very slightly wagging, though.]
AND YEAH, IT IS. BUT I HATE YOU!! SO MUCH.
[huff! smushing himself against the floor... his tail is very slightly wagging, though.]
AND YEAH, IT IS. BUT I HATE YOU!! SO MUCH.
after you HIT me .ᐣ no way .ᐟ YOU’RE PLANNING SOMETHING .ᐟ
( clinging onto shrimpo for DEAR life. resting her chin on⎯top of his head. )
Bleh, BLEH .ᐟ hates a strong word .ᐟ >_>
( clinging onto shrimpo for DEAR life. resting her chin on⎯top of his head. )
Bleh, BLEH .ᐟ hates a strong word .ᐟ >_>
GWAGH- NOT AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LETTING ME GO!!!
[he's pushing back against her chest, grimacing as he ONCE AGAIN tries to break free... but accepts his fate sooner than before, just not hugging back.]
I HATE YOU.
[he's pushing back against her chest, grimacing as he ONCE AGAIN tries to break free... but accepts his fate sooner than before, just not hugging back.]
I HATE YOU.
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I WANTED TO GET THE LAST HIT IN!! Y'KNOW, AS SHRIMPO ALWAYS DOES? MY TRADEMARK? YEAH???
[huff! smushing himself against the floor... his tail is very slightly wagging, though.]
AND YEAH, IT IS. BUT I HATE YOU!! SO MUCH.
[huff! smushing himself against the floor... his tail is very slightly wagging, though.]
AND YEAH, IT IS. BUT I HATE YOU!! SO MUCH.
I DON'T HAVE TO!!!!!!!
UGH. OKAY I'M LEAVING NOW!!! I'M NOT GONNA FLIRT WITH YOU. JUST KNOW YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
[2 foot ass just stomping away]
UGH. OKAY I'M LEAVING NOW!!! I'M NOT GONNA FLIRT WITH YOU. JUST KNOW YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
[2 foot ass just stomping away]
you don’t even know my name
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I DON'T HAVE TO!!!!!!!
UGH. OKAY I'M LEAVING NOW!!! I'M NOT GONNA FLIRT WITH YOU. JUST KNOW YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
[2 foot ass just stomping away]
UGH. OKAY I'M LEAVING NOW!!! I'M NOT GONNA FLIRT WITH YOU. JUST KNOW YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
[2 foot ass just stomping away]
GWAGH- NOT AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LETTING ME GO!!!
[he's pushing back against her chest, grimacing as he ONCE AGAIN tries to break free... but accepts his fate sooner than before, just not hugging back.]
I HATE YOU.
[he's pushing back against her chest, grimacing as he ONCE AGAIN tries to break free... but accepts his fate sooner than before, just not hugging back.]
I HATE YOU.
☆⌒ (꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
( there goes about two candies popping from her head⎯ OUCH .ᐟ that was stupidly easy to do. probably because she’s still a piñata at the end of the day. )
ghh.. LOW BLOW .ᐟ
( devilish smirk .̲.̲.̲
GRABBING shrimpo by the leg .ᐟ
↓
( there goes about two candies popping from her head⎯ OUCH .ᐟ that was stupidly easy to do. probably because she’s still a piñata at the end of the day. )
ghh.. LOW BLOW .ᐟ
( devilish smirk .̲.̲.̲
GRABBING shrimpo by the leg .ᐟ
↓
[...sitting up just to THWACK her in the side of the head!]
ONE POINT TO SHRIMPO, TOO!! HAH!!
[laughing! he was proud of his sneak attack! ...even if nothing of importance was achieved.]
ONE POINT TO SHRIMPO, TOO!! HAH!!
[laughing! he was proud of his sneak attack! ...even if nothing of importance was achieved.]
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
GWAGH- NOT AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LETTING ME GO!!!
[he's pushing back against her chest, grimacing as he ONCE AGAIN tries to break free... but accepts his fate sooner than before, just not hugging back.]
I HATE YOU.
[he's pushing back against her chest, grimacing as he ONCE AGAIN tries to break free... but accepts his fate sooner than before, just not hugging back.]
I HATE YOU.
OKAY.
SO LET ME TELL THIS TO YOU STRAIGHT.
[inhale.]
just one chance 🙏
SO LET ME TELL THIS TO YOU STRAIGHT.
[inhale.]
just one chance 🙏
everything you’re saying is counterintuitive. let’s backtrack for a second in case you’re failing to understand⎯ you said sike after saying you were “talking to the mirror.” meaning you WEREN’T.
JUST FINE!!!
UNLIKE YOU. WHO I WAS NOT INTENDING TO CALL FINE. I WAS CALLING YOU UGLY. AND NOT FINE. IN CASE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
UNLIKE YOU. WHO I WAS NOT INTENDING TO CALL FINE. I WAS CALLING YOU UGLY. AND NOT FINE. IN CASE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
OKAY.
SO LET ME TELL THIS TO YOU STRAIGHT.
[inhale.]
just one chance 🙏
SO LET ME TELL THIS TO YOU STRAIGHT.
[inhale.]
just one chance 🙏
[...sitting up just to THWACK her in the side of the head!]
ONE POINT TO SHRIMPO, TOO!! HAH!!
[laughing! he was proud of his sneak attack! ...even if nothing of importance was achieved.]
ONE POINT TO SHRIMPO, TOO!! HAH!!
[laughing! he was proud of his sneak attack! ...even if nothing of importance was achieved.]
GH⎯ .ᐣ .ᐟ Y’SAID YOU’D PUNCH THE CANDY RIGHT OUTTA ME. and you DIDN’T .ᐟ
( complying at his attempts to push her away.. not because he can, but because it was funny .ᐟ )
uh⎯HUH. that’s what they all say. one point to YATTA .ᐟ i win. * ✨
( complying at his attempts to push her away.. not because he can, but because it was funny .ᐟ )
uh⎯HUH. that’s what they all say. one point to YATTA .ᐟ i win. * ✨
NO, /YOU/ STARTED IT! YOU TACKLED ME! NOW GET OFF!
[taking his stubby limbs and pushing them out, stiff as a table as he tried to push her off that way!]
I CAN HANDLE YOUR POWER... IT'S JUST GROSS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
[taking his stubby limbs and pushing them out, stiff as a table as he tried to push her off that way!]
I CAN HANDLE YOUR POWER... IT'S JUST GROSS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
[...sitting up just to THWACK her in the side of the head!]
ONE POINT TO SHRIMPO, TOO!! HAH!!
[laughing! he was proud of his sneak attack! ...even if nothing of importance was achieved.]
ONE POINT TO SHRIMPO, TOO!! HAH!!
[laughing! he was proud of his sneak attack! ...even if nothing of importance was achieved.]
FISH OUTTA WATER THROW THAT TAIL IN A CIRCLE FREAK STYLE
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
FISH OUTTA WATER THROW THAT TAIL IN A CIRCLE FREAK STYLE
JUST FINE!!!
UNLIKE YOU. WHO I WAS NOT INTENDING TO CALL FINE. I WAS CALLING YOU UGLY. AND NOT FINE. IN CASE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
UNLIKE YOU. WHO I WAS NOT INTENDING TO CALL FINE. I WAS CALLING YOU UGLY. AND NOT FINE. IN CASE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
do you even hear yourself .ᐣ
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
JUST FINE!!!
UNLIKE YOU. WHO I WAS NOT INTENDING TO CALL FINE. I WAS CALLING YOU UGLY. AND NOT FINE. IN CASE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
UNLIKE YOU. WHO I WAS NOT INTENDING TO CALL FINE. I WAS CALLING YOU UGLY. AND NOT FINE. IN CASE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
KINDA SELF-CENTERED FOR THINKING THIS WAS ABOUT YOU
I WAS TALKING TO THE MIRROR
[Wasn't.]
I WAS TALKING TO THE MIRROR
[Wasn't.]
( strained smile ) i could turn you into a mere stain on the floor, friend. but since i’m so nice i will ignore what you just said.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
KINDA SELF-CENTERED FOR THINKING THIS WAS ABOUT YOU
I WAS TALKING TO THE MIRROR
[Wasn't.]
I WAS TALKING TO THE MIRROR
[Wasn't.]
NO, /YOU/ STARTED IT! YOU TACKLED ME! NOW GET OFF!
[taking his stubby limbs and pushing them out, stiff as a table as he tried to push her off that way!]
I CAN HANDLE YOUR POWER... IT'S JUST GROSS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
[taking his stubby limbs and pushing them out, stiff as a table as he tried to push her off that way!]
I CAN HANDLE YOUR POWER... IT'S JUST GROSS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
( thinking for a few seconds .̲.̲.̲
ultimately deciding to stop biting shrimpo because ( obviously, ) she came out triumphant .ᐟ )
huhh .ᐣ you started it FIRST .ᐟ i only ended it .ᐟ
you just can’t handle my star⎯power .ᐟ
( waving her hand.. )
ultimately deciding to stop biting shrimpo because ( obviously, ) she came out triumphant .ᐟ )
huhh .ᐣ you started it FIRST .ᐟ i only ended it .ᐟ
you just can’t handle my star⎯power .ᐟ
( waving her hand.. )
[the ouroboros is often a symbol for the cycle of life, death, and rebirth.
it'll never end. a snake doomed to eat itself for eternity... for liberty, life, and whatever this is.]
OWWWWWGHHHHH!!!
[letting go!]
I'D RATHER TALK TO TOODLES /AND/ GOURDY OVER YOU BITING MEEEEE!!!
it'll never end. a snake doomed to eat itself for eternity... for liberty, life, and whatever this is.]
OWWWWWGHHHHH!!!
[letting go!]
I'D RATHER TALK TO TOODLES /AND/ GOURDY OVER YOU BITING MEEEEE!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
NO, /YOU/ STARTED IT! YOU TACKLED ME! NOW GET OFF!
[taking his stubby limbs and pushing them out, stiff as a table as he tried to push her off that way!]
I CAN HANDLE YOUR POWER... IT'S JUST GROSS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
[taking his stubby limbs and pushing them out, stiff as a table as he tried to push her off that way!]
I CAN HANDLE YOUR POWER... IT'S JUST GROSS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
UGH. FISH MEN ARE KINDA FIIIIII-FUCKING UGLY. YEAH
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
UGH. FISH MEN ARE KINDA FIIIIII-FUCKING UGLY. YEAH
[the ouroboros is often a symbol for the cycle of life, death, and rebirth.
it'll never end. a snake doomed to eat itself for eternity... for liberty, life, and whatever this is.]
OWWWWWGHHHHH!!!
[letting go!]
I'D RATHER TALK TO TOODLES /AND/ GOURDY OVER YOU BITING MEEEEE!!!
it'll never end. a snake doomed to eat itself for eternity... for liberty, life, and whatever this is.]
OWWWWWGHHHHH!!!
[letting go!]
I'D RATHER TALK TO TOODLES /AND/ GOURDY OVER YOU BITING MEEEEE!!!
HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE .ᐟ (¬`‸´¬)
( this shouldn’t even be a contest considering how much taller she is than him. but let them pretend .̲.̲.̲ )
guess WHAT .ᐣ i can bite even HARDER .ᐟ
( biting down on shrimpos free arm .ᐣ .ᐣ separate these two )
( this shouldn’t even be a contest considering how much taller she is than him. but let them pretend .̲.̲.̲ )
guess WHAT .ᐣ i can bite even HARDER .ᐟ
( biting down on shrimpos free arm .ᐣ .ᐣ separate these two )
[idea- BITING her hand! now the rabies is shared! and he is NOT letting go. good luck yatta]
YOU FHIRST, SHTFFOOPIT!!!
[trying to bite with all his might!!! uh. not making much progress.]
YOU FHIRST, SHTFFOOPIT!!!
[trying to bite with all his might!!! uh. not making much progress.]
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
[the ouroboros is often a symbol for the cycle of life, death, and rebirth.
it'll never end. a snake doomed to eat itself for eternity... for liberty, life, and whatever this is.]
OWWWWWGHHHHH!!!
[letting go!]
I'D RATHER TALK TO TOODLES /AND/ GOURDY OVER YOU BITING MEEEEE!!!
it'll never end. a snake doomed to eat itself for eternity... for liberty, life, and whatever this is.]
OWWWWWGHHHHH!!!
[letting go!]
I'D RATHER TALK TO TOODLES /AND/ GOURDY OVER YOU BITING MEEEEE!!!
[idea- BITING her hand! now the rabies is shared! and he is NOT letting go. good luck yatta]
YOU FHIRST, SHTFFOOPIT!!!
[trying to bite with all his might!!! uh. not making much progress.]
YOU FHIRST, SHTFFOOPIT!!!
[trying to bite with all his might!!! uh. not making much progress.]
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO THREATEN ME .ᐟ
( squirming around. too bad she’s a piñata so at worse all the scratching is doing is tearing through fabric .ᐟ )
( blink blink, placing her hand on his face and pushing .ᐟ )
off’a ME .ᐟ
( squirming around. too bad she’s a piñata so at worse all the scratching is doing is tearing through fabric .ᐟ )
( blink blink, placing her hand on his face and pushing .ᐟ )
off’a ME .ᐟ
EWWWWUUHH!!!!!
[squirming more! sticking his little claws out and trying to swipe at her over and over! he's literally fighting for his LIFE]
YOU'RE SO GROSS SO GROSS EWWWUHGHH AAAAAGHHH
[squirming more! sticking his little claws out and trying to swipe at her over and over! he's literally fighting for his LIFE]
YOU'RE SO GROSS SO GROSS EWWWUHGHH AAAAAGHHH
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
[idea- BITING her hand! now the rabies is shared! and he is NOT letting go. good luck yatta]
YOU FHIRST, SHTFFOOPIT!!!
[trying to bite with all his might!!! uh. not making much progress.]
YOU FHIRST, SHTFFOOPIT!!!
[trying to bite with all his might!!! uh. not making much progress.]
YEAH, WELL!!!
[he's gonna punch soulvester right in his middle! it was actually pretty strong... recoiling to air his fist off. that hurt- owwww-]
TAKE THAT THEN! IDIOT
[he's gonna punch soulvester right in his middle! it was actually pretty strong... recoiling to air his fist off. that hurt- owwww-]
TAKE THAT THEN! IDIOT
⠀⠀
you what ? ...
you -- ( taking a moment. deep breath. calm down soulvester. you're better than this. )
you could at least mess with somebody your size, could you not ?
i am in your way. i haven't seen you try to do anything. perhaps you're afraid.
⠀
you what ? ...
you -- ( taking a moment. deep breath. calm down soulvester. you're better than this. )
you could at least mess with somebody your size, could you not ?
i am in your way. i haven't seen you try to do anything. perhaps you're afraid.
⠀
WELL, IT'S TOO LATE. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I PUSHED HIM, HUH? GET IN SHRIMPO'S WAY AND YOU GET... UH...
THE SWAY...
WHATEVER!!! I SHOVED HIM! BLEHHHH.
THE SWAY...
WHATEVER!!! I SHOVED HIM! BLEHHHH.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
YEAH, WELL!!!
[he's gonna punch soulvester right in his middle! it was actually pretty strong... recoiling to air his fist off. that hurt- owwww-]
TAKE THAT THEN! IDIOT
[he's gonna punch soulvester right in his middle! it was actually pretty strong... recoiling to air his fist off. that hurt- owwww-]
TAKE THAT THEN! IDIOT
EWWWWUUHH!!!!!
[squirming more! sticking his little claws out and trying to swipe at her over and over! he's literally fighting for his LIFE]
YOU'RE SO GROSS SO GROSS EWWWUHGHH AAAAAGHHH
[squirming more! sticking his little claws out and trying to swipe at her over and over! he's literally fighting for his LIFE]
YOU'RE SO GROSS SO GROSS EWWWUHGHH AAAAAGHHH
gyaHaHAHAH .ᐟ NO⎯
( she’s trying her hardest not to burst out into laughter⎯ sticking her tongue out .ᐟ )
no hitting .ᐟ .ᐟ Ghh .ᐣ .ᐟ
( being gross and licking shrimpos palm .ᐟ )
( she’s trying her hardest not to burst out into laughter⎯ sticking her tongue out .ᐟ )
no hitting .ᐟ .ᐟ Ghh .ᐣ .ᐟ
( being gross and licking shrimpos palm .ᐟ )
WAGHHH-!!! AGHHH!! TWISTED!!!!!!!
[he's actually screaming bloody murder! but, uh. soon stopping... then smacking her face over and over!!!]
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
[he's actually screaming bloody murder! but, uh. soon stopping... then smacking her face over and over!!!]
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
EWWWWUUHH!!!!!
[squirming more! sticking his little claws out and trying to swipe at her over and over! he's literally fighting for his LIFE]
YOU'RE SO GROSS SO GROSS EWWWUHGHH AAAAAGHHH
[squirming more! sticking his little claws out and trying to swipe at her over and over! he's literally fighting for his LIFE]
YOU'RE SO GROSS SO GROSS EWWWUHGHH AAAAAGHHH
WAGHHH-!!! AGHHH!! TWISTED!!!!!!!
[he's actually screaming bloody murder! but, uh. soon stopping... then smacking her face over and over!!!]
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
[he's actually screaming bloody murder! but, uh. soon stopping... then smacking her face over and over!!!]
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
( throwing herself onto shrimpo⎯ VERY, very jokingly biting down onto his arm. check for rabies afterwards maybe )
OMNOMNOM⎯ pffT. look at your face .ᐟ did’ja think i really was gonna attack you .ᐣ .ᐟ
OMNOMNOM⎯ pffT. look at your face .ᐟ did’ja think i really was gonna attack you .ᐣ .ᐟ
[immediately holding his hands out??]
NO NO NO NO I'M OKAY I THINK—
NO NO NO NO I'M OKAY I THINK—
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
WAGHHH-!!! AGHHH!! TWISTED!!!!!!!
[he's actually screaming bloody murder! but, uh. soon stopping... then smacking her face over and over!!!]
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
[he's actually screaming bloody murder! but, uh. soon stopping... then smacking her face over and over!!!]
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
[immediately holding his hands out??]
NO NO NO NO I'M OKAY I THINK—
NO NO NO NO I'M OKAY I THINK—
.̲.̲.̲ nuh⎯uh. YOU and ME, right here RIGHT NOW .ᐟ i’m gonna pounce on YA’ .ᐟ
( making a “ scary “ face .ᐟ )
( making a “ scary “ face .ᐟ )
<_<
...
MAYBE TOMORROW.
...
MAYBE TOMORROW.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
[immediately holding his hands out??]
NO NO NO NO I'M OKAY I THINK—
NO NO NO NO I'M OKAY I THINK—
<_<
...
MAYBE TOMORROW.
...
MAYBE TOMORROW.
ahaHahahahHAHA .ᐟ are you threatening ME .ᐣ i’d like to see you TRY .ᐟ
I'LL PUNCH THE CANDY OUTTA YOU!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
<_<
...
MAYBE TOMORROW.
...
MAYBE TOMORROW.
I'LL PUNCH THE CANDY OUTTA YOU!!!
I’M FASTER THAN YOU .ᐟ ～ ♪
WATCH YOUR BACK. ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
WATCH YOUR BACK. ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
I ALSO WANT YOU TO GET AWAY FROM ME
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'LL PUNCH THE CANDY OUTTA YOU!!!
WELL, IT'S TOO LATE. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I PUSHED HIM, HUH? GET IN SHRIMPO'S WAY AND YOU GET... UH...
THE SWAY...
WHATEVER!!! I SHOVED HIM! BLEHHHH.
THE SWAY...
WHATEVER!!! I SHOVED HIM! BLEHHHH.
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i am not messing around. and i for sure won't serve a crude person like you. gourdy is my liege, and if i hear something happens to him because of you ...
( eye twitch. his grip on shrimpo's shoulder is almost painful now. )
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... 💢
i am not messing around. and i for sure won't serve a crude person like you. gourdy is my liege, and if i hear something happens to him because of you ...
( eye twitch. his grip on shrimpo's shoulder is almost painful now. )
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YOUR LIEGE???
WHO IS YOUR /LIEGE/, TOUGH GUY?! I'LL KICK 'EM DOWN A PEG AND YOU'LL BE SERVING ME INSTEAD!!
WHO IS YOUR /LIEGE/, TOUGH GUY?! I'LL KICK 'EM DOWN A PEG AND YOU'LL BE SERVING ME INSTEAD!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
WELL, IT'S TOO LATE. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I PUSHED HIM, HUH? GET IN SHRIMPO'S WAY AND YOU GET... UH...
THE SWAY...
WHATEVER!!! I SHOVED HIM! BLEHHHH.
THE SWAY...
WHATEVER!!! I SHOVED HIM! BLEHHHH.
[HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️]
GO AWAY!!!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️]
GO AWAY!!!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!