ShrimplyaShrimp
@shrimplyashrimp.bsky.social
This shrimp is 28, rest of bio could just be: Shrimp 🦐
I make videos, unfortunately for you https://youtube.com/@maripostal?si=3QimpXgyHYqfTPMv
I make videos, unfortunately for you https://youtube.com/@maripostal?si=3QimpXgyHYqfTPMv
I've gotten absolutely pampered while babysitting recently 💅
June 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've gotten absolutely pampered while babysitting recently 💅
Tonnyyyyy hawkkkkkk demoooooo. Someone do better than me, right now
June 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tonnyyyyy hawkkkkkk demoooooo. Someone do better than me, right now
Perfect iced coffee ingredients ☕️ 🧊
May 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Perfect iced coffee ingredients ☕️ 🧊
I think my friend had a wonderful time with fatal fury today. Unfortunately, he was player 1
May 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think my friend had a wonderful time with fatal fury today. Unfortunately, he was player 1
With the power of brain damage and espresso ☕️, I think I have perfectly crafted the most obstructed, yet ever so barely legible, combo video.
Play Fatal Fury, for me 💙
Play Fatal Fury, for me 💙
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
With the power of brain damage and espresso ☕️, I think I have perfectly crafted the most obstructed, yet ever so barely legible, combo video.
Play Fatal Fury, for me 💙
Play Fatal Fury, for me 💙
Me in a nutshell
May 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me in a nutshell
I have a variety of interesting and silly coffee cups ☕️
This is here is very, very specifically the 58th anniversary of some church I've never been to or heard of.
How fun 💙
This is here is very, very specifically the 58th anniversary of some church I've never been to or heard of.
How fun 💙
April 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have a variety of interesting and silly coffee cups ☕️
This is here is very, very specifically the 58th anniversary of some church I've never been to or heard of.
How fun 💙
This is here is very, very specifically the 58th anniversary of some church I've never been to or heard of.
How fun 💙
My mind is a wonderful, complex machine.
*This* is Art!
🐀
*This* is Art!
🐀
April 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My mind is a wonderful, complex machine.
*This* is Art!
🐀
*This* is Art!
🐀
On this most glorious of Easter days, allow me to share one of my favorite passages from the Bible.
"And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass" along with the absolute brilliance of the start of the second paragraph, being "And Balaam said unto the ass"
I'm juvenile
"And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass" along with the absolute brilliance of the start of the second paragraph, being "And Balaam said unto the ass"
I'm juvenile
April 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
On this most glorious of Easter days, allow me to share one of my favorite passages from the Bible.
"And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass" along with the absolute brilliance of the start of the second paragraph, being "And Balaam said unto the ass"
I'm juvenile
"And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass" along with the absolute brilliance of the start of the second paragraph, being "And Balaam said unto the ass"
I'm juvenile
I feel like I'm losing my mind lol, does this sound like some song? The notes at least? It's stuck in my head it's gotta be something
April 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I feel like I'm losing my mind lol, does this sound like some song? The notes at least? It's stuck in my head it's gotta be something
I have never been more equipped to answer a question. Tangentially, everything I do is for science
April 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have never been more equipped to answer a question. Tangentially, everything I do is for science
Someone, anyone, help me form the best counter argument to my wife saying I'm not allowed to get a haunted doll. This is like, one of the top things on my bucket list. Serious fun police stuff here, I *need* to gather haunted items. I would swoon over something beautiful like this 💙
April 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Someone, anyone, help me form the best counter argument to my wife saying I'm not allowed to get a haunted doll. This is like, one of the top things on my bucket list. Serious fun police stuff here, I *need* to gather haunted items. I would swoon over something beautiful like this 💙
My wife said that I wouldn't like this character, despite mythology and folklore being some of my absolute favorite things in life. That says something about one of us, and I'm not sure who lol
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My wife said that I wouldn't like this character, despite mythology and folklore being some of my absolute favorite things in life. That says something about one of us, and I'm not sure who lol
Ate some ice cream for once, feel incredibly guilty now lol. I'll bounce back from this blunder with an even greater willpower than before 💪 🦐
April 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Ate some ice cream for once, feel incredibly guilty now lol. I'll bounce back from this blunder with an even greater willpower than before 💪 🦐
I've been in such an awesome, crippling depressive state. Let me actually post about something I like for a change lol. I love the famicom, I love floppy disks, you could guess that I have a lot of love for fds games. Original models were still rf only, so for us over here we gotta use channel -
April 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've been in such an awesome, crippling depressive state. Let me actually post about something I like for a change lol. I love the famicom, I love floppy disks, you could guess that I have a lot of love for fds games. Original models were still rf only, so for us over here we gotta use channel -
Aw shucks, no matter which book I read, I'm going to hell.
Sucks to suck I guess 🦐
Sucks to suck I guess 🦐
March 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Aw shucks, no matter which book I read, I'm going to hell.
Sucks to suck I guess 🦐
Sucks to suck I guess 🦐
I need new, less terrifying, friends
March 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I need new, less terrifying, friends
COLD
HELP
Surely wikihow can save me. There's gotta be some hidden reason no one's talking about as to how people are actually warm. I don't believe it one bit 🥶
HELP
Surely wikihow can save me. There's gotta be some hidden reason no one's talking about as to how people are actually warm. I don't believe it one bit 🥶
March 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
COLD
HELP
Surely wikihow can save me. There's gotta be some hidden reason no one's talking about as to how people are actually warm. I don't believe it one bit 🥶
HELP
Surely wikihow can save me. There's gotta be some hidden reason no one's talking about as to how people are actually warm. I don't believe it one bit 🥶
Just spitballing here, I think (first mistake) that I should have the right to *not* exist. But only me. I'm that special. Everyone else is precious little goobers that aren't allowed to. It's like I've always said, the greatest leaders are the biggest hypocrites 😤 I love all of you, and hypocrisy 💙
March 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just spitballing here, I think (first mistake) that I should have the right to *not* exist. But only me. I'm that special. Everyone else is precious little goobers that aren't allowed to. It's like I've always said, the greatest leaders are the biggest hypocrites 😤 I love all of you, and hypocrisy 💙
That's it, unfollowing
March 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That's it, unfollowing
People like relatability
March 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
People like relatability
Not that I think I'd be allowed in, but I at least attempted to go into multiple churches. I want a peek inside, for educational purposes assuredly. Once in a while my spur of the moment ideas fail, all I found was a statue. Next time? Maybe, idk. I mean I'm ordained, I need in
March 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Not that I think I'd be allowed in, but I at least attempted to go into multiple churches. I want a peek inside, for educational purposes assuredly. Once in a while my spur of the moment ideas fail, all I found was a statue. Next time? Maybe, idk. I mean I'm ordained, I need in