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ShrimplyaShrimp
@shrimplyashrimp.bsky.social
This shrimp is 28, rest of bio could just be: Shrimp 🦐

I make videos, unfortunately for you https://youtube.com/@maripostal?si=3QimpXgyHYqfTPMv
Hey, I'm back again lol.

Just uploaded a totally legit video on my YouTube channel

youtu.be/pItHttZg5fI?...
Wolfenstein 3D - Secret Lore Discovered
YouTube video by Maripostal
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August 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I've gotten absolutely pampered while babysitting recently 💅
June 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tonnyyyyy hawkkkkkk demoooooo. Someone do better than me, right now
June 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I need a wikihow article on how to wash the dishes while depressed
June 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Lab Rat Dog
May 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Perfect iced coffee ingredients ☕️ 🧊
May 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Didn't realize there were local replays as well, way too many to comb through from tonight but I picked one. I still can't believe there's a new fatal fury game, it's unreal

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Sorry, but yes I'm proud of myself for being a degenerate
YouTube video by More Maripostal
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May 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think my friend had a wonderful time with fatal fury today. Unfortunately, he was player 1
May 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have been insular lately, I haven't really been seeing what's going on with everyone here. But I hope all of you are doing well. I'll always be here if someone needs me.
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
With the power of brain damage and espresso ☕️, I think I have perfectly crafted the most obstructed, yet ever so barely legible, combo video.

Play Fatal Fury, for me 💙
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Me in a nutshell
May 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I love the funny dj man, I am fully Salvatore-pilled now

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Salvatore Ganacci - Step-Grandma
YouTube video by Salvatore Ganacci
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April 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have a variety of interesting and silly coffee cups ☕️

This is here is very, very specifically the 58th anniversary of some church I've never been to or heard of.

How fun 💙
April 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My mind is a wonderful, complex machine.

*This* is Art!

🐀
April 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
On this most glorious of Easter days, allow me to share one of my favorite passages from the Bible.

"And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass" along with the absolute brilliance of the start of the second paragraph, being "And Balaam said unto the ass"

I'm juvenile
April 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I feel like I'm losing my mind lol, does this sound like some song? The notes at least? It's stuck in my head it's gotta be something
April 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I have never been more equipped to answer a question. Tangentially, everything I do is for science
April 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It's been about 10 months since I started actively trying to lose weight, just checked a bit ago, I try not to constantly check. I realllyyy thought I could keep losing 10 lbs a month, but I fell short of that. Still down 88, but I'm feeling extremely disappointed in myself. I need to work harder
April 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This has been repeating in my head for like a week straight, I don't know if I'm sick of it or loving it even more now

youtu.be/qIY6Jc66yPM?...
The Hitman Tommy Stearns
YouTube video by The Ernies - Topic
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April 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I LOVVVVVEEEE waking up in pain everyday. Whole body hurts and wakes me up, idk why. Getting even less sleep than before. On the brightside though, I'm a masochist through and through. Hurt me more/harder, daddy?

I feel gross saying that lmao
April 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Someone, anyone, help me form the best counter argument to my wife saying I'm not allowed to get a haunted doll. This is like, one of the top things on my bucket list. Serious fun police stuff here, I *need* to gather haunted items. I would swoon over something beautiful like this 💙
April 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I want to start a cult in which people have to give me exorbitant amounts of money to get into heaven or whatever. I'll only accept those who make over 500k a year. Then, I'd redistribute the money to the people who need it most. This is my biggest, most provocative fantasy. Don't kink shame me
April 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
April 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My wife said that I wouldn't like this character, despite mythology and folklore being some of my absolute favorite things in life. That says something about one of us, and I'm not sure who lol
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ate some ice cream for once, feel incredibly guilty now lol. I'll bounce back from this blunder with an even greater willpower than before 💪 🦐
April 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM