Shrew
@shrewshrew.bsky.social
Neuroscientist/mouse psychologist and mad about it. She
I subjected these tomatoes to 30 minutes of insult comedy while they sat in a hot room with some garlic and thyme. You can see what happened. Our words have more impact than we know
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I subjected these tomatoes to 30 minutes of insult comedy while they sat in a hot room with some garlic and thyme. You can see what happened. Our words have more impact than we know
Welcome one and all to the friar's club roast of the rest of my tomato harvest
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Welcome one and all to the friar's club roast of the rest of my tomato harvest
These heroes know llamas and alpacas hate having things on their heads and feet and hate crowds, but love spam and fried chicken and the concept of the ocean
August 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
These heroes know llamas and alpacas hate having things on their heads and feet and hate crowds, but love spam and fried chicken and the concept of the ocean
The pre-show content is relentlessly educational
August 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The pre-show content is relentlessly educational
Ramon Peña baybeeeee accept no substitutes
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ramon Peña baybeeeee accept no substitutes
Look at this fucking tomato we ate for dinner. It's four dimensional. Hypercube ass tomato
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Look at this fucking tomato we ate for dinner. It's four dimensional. Hypercube ass tomato
We left for a trip, cleaning beforehand so we would return to a clean place. I have always dreamt of this.
Now we are back and it is still clean enough except there are cat fur tumbleweeds everywhere, because when we got home mother and daughter immediately began celebrating with war games
Now we are back and it is still clean enough except there are cat fur tumbleweeds everywhere, because when we got home mother and daughter immediately began celebrating with war games
July 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We left for a trip, cleaning beforehand so we would return to a clean place. I have always dreamt of this.
Now we are back and it is still clean enough except there are cat fur tumbleweeds everywhere, because when we got home mother and daughter immediately began celebrating with war games
Now we are back and it is still clean enough except there are cat fur tumbleweeds everywhere, because when we got home mother and daughter immediately began celebrating with war games
She wants belly rubs but she also wants to have the whole chaise to herself. This is how I know she is my daughter
June 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
She wants belly rubs but she also wants to have the whole chaise to herself. This is how I know she is my daughter
They laughed at me when I said all I wanted was to cover a cactus in boobs and have all the nipples be thorns. Whos laughing now
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www.logees.com/boobie-cactu...
April 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
They laughed at me when I said all I wanted was to cover a cactus in boobs and have all the nipples be thorns. Whos laughing now
www.logees.com/boobie-cactu...
www.logees.com/boobie-cactu...
I shan't be reading the article or (heaven forfend) purchasing this candle, but let's all speculate about what exactly it smells like
January 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I shan't be reading the article or (heaven forfend) purchasing this candle, but let's all speculate about what exactly it smells like
You know what we're all having a hard time. let's share an early clip from my soon to be 762 part video series "cat solve puzzle
January 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You know what we're all having a hard time. let's share an early clip from my soon to be 762 part video series "cat solve puzzle
I am looking good and, as always, understand my angles
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I am looking good and, as always, understand my angles
December 11: Pineapple Yuzu Spread
There's yuzu in this? If you say so, maman
And here I thought I was coming back on a high note. Let's search the back catalog of the past two days for hits of yesteryear
#jamvent🍯📅
There's yuzu in this? If you say so, maman
And here I thought I was coming back on a high note. Let's search the back catalog of the past two days for hits of yesteryear
#jamvent🍯📅
December 11, 2024 at 3:01 PM
December 11: Pineapple Yuzu Spread
There's yuzu in this? If you say so, maman
And here I thought I was coming back on a high note. Let's search the back catalog of the past two days for hits of yesteryear
#jamvent🍯📅
There's yuzu in this? If you say so, maman
And here I thought I was coming back on a high note. Let's search the back catalog of the past two days for hits of yesteryear
#jamvent🍯📅
I regret trying this. The aroma is overpowering. Nearby objects are being transformed into cinnamon dust. If this is my last transmission please show this picture at my memorial
December 7, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I regret trying this. The aroma is overpowering. Nearby objects are being transformed into cinnamon dust. If this is my last transmission please show this picture at my memorial
Teas December 7
Churchill: White Wedding (white tea)
Shi Bui: Pumpkin Spice (herbal)
In Scotland, where Shi Bui is from, they've gotten the idea that Pumpkin Spice means the tea should have 🎃 literal chunks of pumpkin 🎃 in it
For science, I steeped this potpourri sachet and drank it. Verdict: 🎃💀😿
Churchill: White Wedding (white tea)
Shi Bui: Pumpkin Spice (herbal)
In Scotland, where Shi Bui is from, they've gotten the idea that Pumpkin Spice means the tea should have 🎃 literal chunks of pumpkin 🎃 in it
For science, I steeped this potpourri sachet and drank it. Verdict: 🎃💀😿
December 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Teas December 7
Churchill: White Wedding (white tea)
Shi Bui: Pumpkin Spice (herbal)
In Scotland, where Shi Bui is from, they've gotten the idea that Pumpkin Spice means the tea should have 🎃 literal chunks of pumpkin 🎃 in it
For science, I steeped this potpourri sachet and drank it. Verdict: 🎃💀😿
Churchill: White Wedding (white tea)
Shi Bui: Pumpkin Spice (herbal)
In Scotland, where Shi Bui is from, they've gotten the idea that Pumpkin Spice means the tea should have 🎃 literal chunks of pumpkin 🎃 in it
For science, I steeped this potpourri sachet and drank it. Verdict: 🎃💀😿
December 7
Today's calendar theme is "Europe Doesn't Understand America"
Bonne Maman: Wild Blueberry Maple Syrup Spread
We've gone too far to ask "does maple syrup need to be made into jelly?" The only question is "is it good?" And I'm still pondering it after eating the whole scone
#jamvent🍯📅
Today's calendar theme is "Europe Doesn't Understand America"
Bonne Maman: Wild Blueberry Maple Syrup Spread
We've gone too far to ask "does maple syrup need to be made into jelly?" The only question is "is it good?" And I'm still pondering it after eating the whole scone
#jamvent🍯📅
December 7, 2024 at 3:45 PM
December 7
Today's calendar theme is "Europe Doesn't Understand America"
Bonne Maman: Wild Blueberry Maple Syrup Spread
We've gone too far to ask "does maple syrup need to be made into jelly?" The only question is "is it good?" And I'm still pondering it after eating the whole scone
#jamvent🍯📅
Today's calendar theme is "Europe Doesn't Understand America"
Bonne Maman: Wild Blueberry Maple Syrup Spread
We've gone too far to ask "does maple syrup need to be made into jelly?" The only question is "is it good?" And I'm still pondering it after eating the whole scone
#jamvent🍯📅
Everyone is being very normal and fashionable behind me, indubitably, per usual, in a manner worthy of me wearing my feather boa
December 7, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Everyone is being very normal and fashionable behind me, indubitably, per usual, in a manner worthy of me wearing my feather boa
December 6: Passion Fruit Explosion
Listen. When a piece of candy threatens you, take it seriously. I put the whole thing in my mouth to protect us all, and THANK GOD I DID because the passion fruit inside was fully liquid. Chocolate gusher experience, very millennial
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
Listen. When a piece of candy threatens you, take it seriously. I put the whole thing in my mouth to protect us all, and THANK GOD I DID because the passion fruit inside was fully liquid. Chocolate gusher experience, very millennial
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
December 7, 2024 at 1:02 AM
December 6: Passion Fruit Explosion
Listen. When a piece of candy threatens you, take it seriously. I put the whole thing in my mouth to protect us all, and THANK GOD I DID because the passion fruit inside was fully liquid. Chocolate gusher experience, very millennial
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
Listen. When a piece of candy threatens you, take it seriously. I put the whole thing in my mouth to protect us all, and THANK GOD I DID because the passion fruit inside was fully liquid. Chocolate gusher experience, very millennial
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
Tea Dec 6
Churchill: Study Date (yerba mate with fruits and black tea)
Shi Bui: Masala Chai (black tea)
Since I'm not trying to blast off to the celestial plane, I'll save the mate for a day that I am (Monday morning). The chai is nice, strongly spiced and I forgive it the unnecessary rose petals
Churchill: Study Date (yerba mate with fruits and black tea)
Shi Bui: Masala Chai (black tea)
Since I'm not trying to blast off to the celestial plane, I'll save the mate for a day that I am (Monday morning). The chai is nice, strongly spiced and I forgive it the unnecessary rose petals
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Tea Dec 6
Churchill: Study Date (yerba mate with fruits and black tea)
Shi Bui: Masala Chai (black tea)
Since I'm not trying to blast off to the celestial plane, I'll save the mate for a day that I am (Monday morning). The chai is nice, strongly spiced and I forgive it the unnecessary rose petals
Churchill: Study Date (yerba mate with fruits and black tea)
Shi Bui: Masala Chai (black tea)
Since I'm not trying to blast off to the celestial plane, I'll save the mate for a day that I am (Monday morning). The chai is nice, strongly spiced and I forgive it the unnecessary rose petals
December 6: Rhubarb Strawberry Spread
A returning goodie. Right on time to remind me why I keep getting this calendar when I was questioning that choice. They are slowly, with baby steps, beginning to wonder if rhubarb should perhaps have a note of tartness? Non, quelle idée! More sugar!
#jamvent🍯📅
A returning goodie. Right on time to remind me why I keep getting this calendar when I was questioning that choice. They are slowly, with baby steps, beginning to wonder if rhubarb should perhaps have a note of tartness? Non, quelle idée! More sugar!
#jamvent🍯📅
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
December 6: Rhubarb Strawberry Spread
A returning goodie. Right on time to remind me why I keep getting this calendar when I was questioning that choice. They are slowly, with baby steps, beginning to wonder if rhubarb should perhaps have a note of tartness? Non, quelle idée! More sugar!
#jamvent🍯📅
A returning goodie. Right on time to remind me why I keep getting this calendar when I was questioning that choice. They are slowly, with baby steps, beginning to wonder if rhubarb should perhaps have a note of tartness? Non, quelle idée! More sugar!
#jamvent🍯📅
December 5: Rum and Apricot (truffle)
I like that they're labeled with what they taste like. More foods could go that route, but few have flavors like these to brag about. Rum-flavored chocolate ganache with little bits of apricot. Amazed I got a picture before the devouring
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
I like that they're labeled with what they taste like. More foods could go that route, but few have flavors like these to brag about. Rum-flavored chocolate ganache with little bits of apricot. Amazed I got a picture before the devouring
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
December 5, 2024 at 11:55 PM
December 5: Rum and Apricot (truffle)
I like that they're labeled with what they taste like. More foods could go that route, but few have flavors like these to brag about. Rum-flavored chocolate ganache with little bits of apricot. Amazed I got a picture before the devouring
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
I like that they're labeled with what they taste like. More foods could go that route, but few have flavors like these to brag about. Rum-flavored chocolate ganache with little bits of apricot. Amazed I got a picture before the devouring
#jamvent🍯📅 After Dark
Teas Dec 5
Churchill: Kapkoros Tippy (purple (?))
Shi Bui: Gingerbread (herbal)
Putting my research skills to work: purple tea plants make extra anthocyanins (is it purple? maybe???), and people on Reddit think Kapkoros is a bit too bitter. I hate to agree with people on Reddit but I have no choice
Churchill: Kapkoros Tippy (purple (?))
Shi Bui: Gingerbread (herbal)
Putting my research skills to work: purple tea plants make extra anthocyanins (is it purple? maybe???), and people on Reddit think Kapkoros is a bit too bitter. I hate to agree with people on Reddit but I have no choice
December 5, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Teas Dec 5
Churchill: Kapkoros Tippy (purple (?))
Shi Bui: Gingerbread (herbal)
Putting my research skills to work: purple tea plants make extra anthocyanins (is it purple? maybe???), and people on Reddit think Kapkoros is a bit too bitter. I hate to agree with people on Reddit but I have no choice
Churchill: Kapkoros Tippy (purple (?))
Shi Bui: Gingerbread (herbal)
Putting my research skills to work: purple tea plants make extra anthocyanins (is it purple? maybe???), and people on Reddit think Kapkoros is a bit too bitter. I hate to agree with people on Reddit but I have no choice
December 5: Apple Fig Cinnamon Spread
It's not often that you can overpower the taste of figs (which I like) in a food item that visibly has figs in it. But "Bonne" Maman scientists have been hard at work! Bonne Maman you were meant to help mankind, not destroy it
#jamvent🍯📅
It's not often that you can overpower the taste of figs (which I like) in a food item that visibly has figs in it. But "Bonne" Maman scientists have been hard at work! Bonne Maman you were meant to help mankind, not destroy it
#jamvent🍯📅
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
December 5: Apple Fig Cinnamon Spread
It's not often that you can overpower the taste of figs (which I like) in a food item that visibly has figs in it. But "Bonne" Maman scientists have been hard at work! Bonne Maman you were meant to help mankind, not destroy it
#jamvent🍯📅
It's not often that you can overpower the taste of figs (which I like) in a food item that visibly has figs in it. But "Bonne" Maman scientists have been hard at work! Bonne Maman you were meant to help mankind, not destroy it
#jamvent🍯📅