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Hey chatgpt, how can I become an even more shameless, subservient bootlicker?
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hey chatgpt, how can I become an even more shameless, subservient bootlicker?
Ed quoting Michael Hobbes - crossover episode!
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Ed quoting Michael Hobbes - crossover episode!
Marriage really is tough. Here's hoping you have calm waters up ahead.
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Marriage really is tough. Here's hoping you have calm waters up ahead.
I see some "Elon says..." article every day with similar baseless nonsense. I assume the writers know it's horseshit but it gets shared around if they pretend they're excited about their AI slave or whatever.
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I see some "Elon says..." article every day with similar baseless nonsense. I assume the writers know it's horseshit but it gets shared around if they pretend they're excited about their AI slave or whatever.
Wouldn't be surprised that we found out, either. I feel like they are too incompetent to pull this off and keep it secret.
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wouldn't be surprised that we found out, either. I feel like they are too incompetent to pull this off and keep it secret.
So much for 'elbows up'.
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
So much for 'elbows up'.
Who is this for? Nobody will be convinced by this whatsoever so... MAGAs that read? That demographic doesn't exist.
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Who is this for? Nobody will be convinced by this whatsoever so... MAGAs that read? That demographic doesn't exist.
Even the worst people in the world don't want to be friends with him.
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Even the worst people in the world don't want to be friends with him.
14:58....14:59....
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
14:58....14:59....
Hm. Worst person in the world thinks he's a bad choice... I should give this guy a listen.
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Hm. Worst person in the world thinks he's a bad choice... I should give this guy a listen.
Never really considered that, but... yeah. I mean everything else has been a lie so why not?
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Never really considered that, but... yeah. I mean everything else has been a lie so why not?
And those are just the ones they didn't black out!
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
And those are just the ones they didn't black out!
Save me a ticket!
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Save me a ticket!
I see. I sort of misread it, thanks for clarifying.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I see. I sort of misread it, thanks for clarifying.
Are you saying that now we're all for it? I think most people would still agree we shouldn't do that.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Are you saying that now we're all for it? I think most people would still agree we shouldn't do that.
It's reads really well if you imagine him blubbery crying through this whole thing. Like, red face, nose running, full wet-face waterworks!
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It's reads really well if you imagine him blubbery crying through this whole thing. Like, red face, nose running, full wet-face waterworks!
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
Also, Barton Swaim is almost an anagram of 'strawman'. Almost interesting...
Also, Barton Swaim is almost an anagram of 'strawman'. Almost interesting...
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
Also, Barton Swaim is almost an anagram of 'strawman'. Almost interesting...
Also, Barton Swaim is almost an anagram of 'strawman'. Almost interesting...
'I know what can turn things around: the guy who everyone despises whose awful ideas tanked the company in the first place! Offer him a gigajillion dollars!'
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
'I know what can turn things around: the guy who everyone despises whose awful ideas tanked the company in the first place! Offer him a gigajillion dollars!'