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Lakeshore Drive Slut
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chicago bicycle supremacist she/her 🇵🇸
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caught my cat watching slop
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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counterpoint: the grid is a shape blessed by god
a beautiful and large tavern style pizza from michaels in chicago. pepper and onions
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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tim robinson and the dog, a big black dog with a white chest
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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can ai have a mode where it just says "i don't know"
I googled: what kind of dog is baby in the chair company Al Overview provided by google: "The "baby" in "The Chair Company" is not a specific dog breed, but a reference to the actor Tim Robinson, who played the dog in the sketch comedy series. The show features various characters, but the "baby" in "The Chair Company" is not a real dog. The "baby" is actually a skit involving a man named Tim Robinson. The character in the skit is not a real dog. It is a joke in the skit."
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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POV the cat wants you to touch and throw a wet piece of fuzz
brown and white tabby cat has dropped a destroyed green mouse toy on the carpet and looks at me with big pathetic eyes
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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she is in the bath tub. she will not be taking any questions
my brown tabby cat is in the bath tub, staring into space
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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cyclists would be very angry if they could read this but they're riding the wrong direction
a new bike lane on wabash and 13th, now to the right of cars, with maybe 20 feet painted green. the word "slow" is also painted in white
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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never forget
a screenshot of a streetsblog article: During bikeway maintenance rally, Ald. Vasquez discusses efforts to make Clark lanes work by John Greenfield, 2/4/2022 With a photo of the "bike maintenance rally" in which 8-10 people or so are standing by a protected bike lane at night, surrounded by snow, and obviously very cold. some have bikes, one has a sign that says "Plow me harder."
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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the professor at the center of the article, a white guy with brown hair and a beard and tattooed arms holding a white and gray cat with its tongue blepping, next to a framed doctoral degree from the university of arkansas
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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i'm so sorry
In a not-so-far-away village, there was a young robot named Randall. While doing his daily routine job-delivering food and trying to avoid all sorts of potholes without flipping-he ran into his friend Jomari. "Hi, Randall. What are your plans for Thanksgiving tonight?" she asked. "Well, I have to deliver a large number of stuffed turkeys for our humans to celebrate," he responded while feeling a bit nostalgic. "Yeah, me too," replied Jomari. Suddenly, they heard the rattling wheels of another co-worker approaching. "Hi, folks!" said Quincy. "Any plans for after work? I have a couple of canceled turkey orders that might go to waste! Would you like to come over and have a feast?" he asked, full of hope and enthusiasm. And so they enjoyed the juiciest, most delicious meal ever-courtesy of a few Uber Eats clients. Note from the author: You don't have to spend Thanksgiving alone. Call a friend, join a potluck. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! original text by Alejandra McBride.
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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little snowy owl in the distance on a log on the beach
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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on the morning of tuesday, 11/18/2025, i saw the two snowy owls at montrose beach in chicago. however, because of the sad authoritarian losers who moderate this website, i was unable to post about it immediately. instead i was forced to watch, through the body and mind of 2024 chicago mayoral candidate Paul Vallas, as no one else posted about the snowy owls until ~1pm. moreover, because of this unnecessary and unwanted lapse in my posting, my posts may not accurately reflect the events and emotions that were experienced in real-time. this is yet another way that mod overreach affects us all.
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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IDCIFSGHTYISHHTMI
post in fb group called Dull Women's Club posted 11/15/25: "This is absolutely not dull! I saw a snowy owl (I think) across the street from my house. I live in Chicago. I've never seen a bird like this in the city! #fblifestyle" with a photo of a snowy owl on top of a house in the snow, indicating the photo is from earlier in the month when it snowed
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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post on r/miami of a pink food delivery robot taking the lane on a very wide and busy road in miami
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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> make sure not to overwater your monstera
> give your monstera a big wet tube of moss that you have to keep wet
meme of the lady surrounded by math equations thinking hard
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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thank you for taking the CTA to see the aurora borealis
the aurora borealis behind the 147 bus stop at marine and foster
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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a beautiful red and green aurora over the beach
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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lucky bastard named jake posted on fb that a snowy owl visited his roof in highland park (IL) yesterday with a photo of the adorable thing meme of guy with overlaid text "I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead"
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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no more signs of thrips but she has yet to put out a new leaf since the diagnosis
a big beautiful monstera about 3 feet tall and 3 feet wide. a wild, uncontrolled thing. a new moss pole has been installed in the back
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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bf was like i made us mimosas
close-up on some "mimosas" that, as indicated by the color and transparency, are at least 95% champagne
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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oh my god
the most perfect snow bunting on the edge of a pier. it is a small white bird with some brown accents. it looks like a toasted marshmallow
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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she wanted me to log off so she can do this
kitty is now curled up eyes-closed on the back of the couch behind me and leaning on my shoulder with her paw reaching over my shoulder
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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she feels strongly about a 4pm sign off and will pretend to die on my desk if i do not acquiese
my brown tabby cat has done a big flop on my workspace so her tummy is out
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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me when there's a "five-alarm fire" on a project at work (nothing we do has any material importance beyond shareholder value)
trump standing up and staring into space while everyone around him rushes to help a man who collapsed
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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lol i was by shedd so i snapped a pic to see if the aurora was visible. i mean. maybe? maybe 1 aurora particle
an empty night sky over the lake. if you really try, you can make out some faint green and red.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM