Lakeshore Drive Slut
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chicago bicycle supremacist she/her 🇵🇸
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annual reminder that the best winter bike is a classic divvy if you aren't in a hurry
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
annual reminder that the best winter bike is a classic divvy if you aren't in a hurry
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Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
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If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
Eternal Silence in the snow, this morning at Graceland Cemetery
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
counterpoint: the grid is a shape blessed by god
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
counterpoint: the grid is a shape blessed by god
i bought an aloe plant that was like 5 plants in one pot and removed most of them and left them on the porch. months ago. they are thriving???
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i bought an aloe plant that was like 5 plants in one pot and removed most of them and left them on the porch. months ago. they are thriving???
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Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
I've noticed something.
Every blue check on twitter writes like this now.
They also use way more than 280 characters.
So now going on twitter is like Linkedin.
But with Nazis.
Also, because you're on this website for the long-form posts,
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Every blue check on twitter writes like this now.
They also use way more than 280 characters.
So now going on twitter is like Linkedin.
But with Nazis.
Also, because you're on this website for the long-form posts,
SEE MORE
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I've noticed something.
Every blue check on twitter writes like this now.
They also use way more than 280 characters.
So now going on twitter is like Linkedin.
But with Nazis.
Also, because you're on this website for the long-form posts,
SEE MORE
Every blue check on twitter writes like this now.
They also use way more than 280 characters.
So now going on twitter is like Linkedin.
But with Nazis.
Also, because you're on this website for the long-form posts,
SEE MORE
pausing the funeral to make everyone film a tiktok
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
pausing the funeral to make everyone film a tiktok
@profanity.accountant can you confirm i have never used profanity
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@profanity.accountant can you confirm i have never used profanity
JOB OPENING: lore consultant (unpaid internship) responsibilities include perpetuating organizational lore and telling everyone who had a baby with an intern
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
JOB OPENING: lore consultant (unpaid internship) responsibilities include perpetuating organizational lore and telling everyone who had a baby with an intern
breaking: group of cowards are cowards
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
breaking: group of cowards are cowards
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BTW, any story about a possible Northwestern capitulation should include this detail (screenshot is from the oped linked below)
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BTW, any story about a possible Northwestern capitulation should include this detail (screenshot is from the oped linked below)
can ai have a mode where it just says "i don't know"
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
can ai have a mode where it just says "i don't know"
ride ending at the party jewel
Route for Tonight Chicago CriticalMass November bicycle ride 6PM Daley plaza. #Chicago
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
ride ending at the party jewel
driving home from chicago premium outlets after drinking 4 whiskey sours at the saks fifth avenue bridal shoppe
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
driving home from chicago premium outlets after drinking 4 whiskey sours at the saks fifth avenue bridal shoppe
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Retailers on Thanksgiving waiting to send me black Friday emails
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Retailers on Thanksgiving waiting to send me black Friday emails
movie suggestions for a 2 hr solo drive to the suburbs?
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
movie suggestions for a 2 hr solo drive to the suburbs?
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On Black Friday, here’s a black squirrel at Graceland Cemetery.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
On Black Friday, here’s a black squirrel at Graceland Cemetery.
lmao
No, WTTW did not host a wine tasting with Samantha Steele on WTTW tonight. But it’s been posted as if it’s real, and the admission that it’s fake is buried in the comments.
But the creation and propagation in itself is extremely damning.
But the creation and propagation in itself is extremely damning.
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
lmao
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
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you should look at this belly
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
you should look at this belly
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Anyone want seconds?
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Anyone want seconds?
just got a new job naming prescription drugs. no, not the fun names you hear on TV. the real names
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
just got a new job naming prescription drugs. no, not the fun names you hear on TV. the real names
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
kestrel flying out into the harbor: *happy murder sounds*
minutes later: kestrel escorted back to the park by group of crows
minutes later: kestrel escorted back to the park by group of crows
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
kestrel flying out into the harbor: *happy murder sounds*
minutes later: kestrel escorted back to the park by group of crows
minutes later: kestrel escorted back to the park by group of crows