The Rock could have been a very interesting actor. You look at him in his early role in Be Cool and he has a ton of potential. Unfortunately, he decided that being a brand was more important than being an artist.

I remember mine because I took it a second time to make sure I had a better score than my brother

This is a fact

This is how I felt watching the dude that got reincarnated into a slime casually decide to kill several thousand people in order to bring his friends back to life

And that’s why Frankie and Robin are my favorite ship.

I want to be clear about this: Fighting for art and speech and jokes and generally not being a piece of shit is good for the soul, obviously.

But it's also good for business.

The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.