It’s me! Eric!
@showtime-eric.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, Occasional Educator, Sports Fan, Burgeoning Ring Guy, Clinically Depressed
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Pretty sure Kylie Jenner wore a white dress to that Bezos wedding as a gift to me, a person who loves when something tacky happens to someone shitty
June 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Pretty sure Kylie Jenner wore a white dress to that Bezos wedding as a gift to me, a person who loves when something tacky happens to someone shitty
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Somebody tell Texas Paul that the key to improving his algorithm is Gritty videos.
June 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Somebody tell Texas Paul that the key to improving his algorithm is Gritty videos.
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This will surpass all other social media days if they start fighting about what color the dress is
June 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This will surpass all other social media days if they start fighting about what color the dress is
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Meanwhile Hangman Page
"I HAVE DEPRESSION AND CONSTANTLY RELIEVE MY PAST MISTAKES"
"I HAVE DEPRESSION AND CONSTANTLY RELIEVE MY PAST MISTAKES"
June 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Meanwhile Hangman Page
"I HAVE DEPRESSION AND CONSTANTLY RELIEVE MY PAST MISTAKES"
"I HAVE DEPRESSION AND CONSTANTLY RELIEVE MY PAST MISTAKES"
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a lovely tribute to the prince.
May 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
a lovely tribute to the prince.
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I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
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ok just hear me out: mariah carrie
May 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ok just hear me out: mariah carrie
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Made a joke about purple being “such a great color that I put ALL my prose in it”…blank stares.
I keep forgetting how much older I am than most of my coworkers…
I keep forgetting how much older I am than most of my coworkers…
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Made a joke about purple being “such a great color that I put ALL my prose in it”…blank stares.
I keep forgetting how much older I am than most of my coworkers…
I keep forgetting how much older I am than most of my coworkers…
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From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
May 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
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Lad, the EU are ignoring a genocide. I doubt they're gonna overturn a penalty.
May 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Lad, the EU are ignoring a genocide. I doubt they're gonna overturn a penalty.
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the guitar hero arcade guitars are too heavy
I said what I said
I said what I said
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the guitar hero arcade guitars are too heavy
I said what I said
I said what I said
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If there’s one thing I know about Peter Pan, that son of a bitch LOVES standing with his fists on his hips
May 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If there’s one thing I know about Peter Pan, that son of a bitch LOVES standing with his fists on his hips
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I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.
May 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.
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Recently I found myself on Antipope Instagram, where there are endless reels of the current Antipope of the Palmarian Catholic Church.
This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...
This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...
April 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Recently I found myself on Antipope Instagram, where there are endless reels of the current Antipope of the Palmarian Catholic Church.
This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...
This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...
This is the only good thing on the internet
them: why did you pick the lock
chef: gnocchi
chef: gnocchi
May 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is the only good thing on the internet
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Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets?When I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!
April 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets?When I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!
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I want to be clear about this: Fighting for art and speech and jokes and generally not being a piece of shit is good for the soul, obviously.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
April 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want to be clear about this: Fighting for art and speech and jokes and generally not being a piece of shit is good for the soul, obviously.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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All right I finally watched this and JESUS CHRIST
April 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
All right I finally watched this and JESUS CHRIST
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“All I'm saying is, when we split the check three ways, the steak eater picks the pocket of the salad man.” — The Blue Raja, Mystery Men
April 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“All I'm saying is, when we split the check three ways, the steak eater picks the pocket of the salad man.” — The Blue Raja, Mystery Men
First time I’m able to watch a Twins game in forever and they collapse in the 8th. I should have expected it. But my hope just keeps springing eternal.
April 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
First time I’m able to watch a Twins game in forever and they collapse in the 8th. I should have expected it. But my hope just keeps springing eternal.
Every time I watch my Twins play the Braves, I remember sitting in Left Field of the Metrodome when some Braves-fan-Karen scolded my friends and I for booing Atlanta because it was her son’s first game.
April 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every time I watch my Twins play the Braves, I remember sitting in Left Field of the Metrodome when some Braves-fan-Karen scolded my friends and I for booing Atlanta because it was her son’s first game.
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Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
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Why would you use "Personal Jesus" in an ad for regular Jesus? That feels like they don't understand that song.
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why would you use "Personal Jesus" in an ad for regular Jesus? That feels like they don't understand that song.