Cooked Out
showerbeerenjoyer.bsky.social
Cooked Out
@showerbeerenjoyer.bsky.social
Born to die
More places should sell beverages that kill you
December 7, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Ran 10 miles yesterday
October 24, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Chills. Literal chills
October 3, 2023 at 12:18 AM
No it’s okay officer really here’s a note signed by my mom that says I’m allowed to drink and drive
October 2, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Currently at the bar fighting accusations of cheating at UNO
September 30, 2023 at 11:16 PM
More like Dyin’ Feinstein
September 29, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Trying to eat less junk but just found half a sleeve of thin mints tucked away in the back of my freezer
September 28, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Me and who
September 28, 2023 at 1:18 PM
One of my cats has a new secret hiding spot and not being able to find her has me freaked out a little bit
September 26, 2023 at 1:29 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 25, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Oh no! In the wake of the Matt Christman news a bunch of liberals came out to express their problematic views towards substance use? Color me surprised.
September 25, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Donate my organs but send them wrapped in newspaper to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
September 21, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Update:
September 20, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Today I smoked a cigarette and then ran 5 miles and it was fine actually I feel fine
September 20, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Reposted by Cooked Out
Hey folks it's uhh wizard wheelbarrow Wednesday or something
September 20, 2023 at 4:39 PM
September 20, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I’m at the big warehouse where they keep all the other John fettermans y’all want anything??
September 20, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Spiraling all by yourself handsome?
September 20, 2023 at 3:33 PM
Just put this massive chunk of quartz next to all my little guys
September 19, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Still can’t believe this worked
September 19, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Spin off of Saul Goodman about his evil twin brother called Snot Goodman
September 18, 2023 at 11:31 PM
First time smoking in 6 months. I am so scared right now.
September 18, 2023 at 11:01 PM
I am on blue sky dot com
September 18, 2023 at 5:38 PM