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header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
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It’s so over for you fools
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s so over for you fools
The first thing that came to mind when I saw this ad
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The first thing that came to mind when I saw this ad
COP: you’re under arrest
ME: 😏
ME: 😏
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
COP: you’re under arrest
ME: 😏
ME: 😏
Is it real or is it cake challenge
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is it real or is it cake challenge
Where am I supposed to find money like this
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Where am I supposed to find money like this
When you tryna do work but bae keeps lifting up her petticoat
September 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When you tryna do work but bae keeps lifting up her petticoat
This is the finest spam text I’ve ever received
September 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is the finest spam text I’ve ever received
Did anyone really believe he’d stop with couches
September 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Did anyone really believe he’d stop with couches
My proctologist just texted this to me and included a lol
August 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My proctologist just texted this to me and included a lol
This should be the new Cracker Barrel logo
August 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This should be the new Cracker Barrel logo
This is my retirement plan
July 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is my retirement plan
Bro we’re babies and we’re jacked WE GOT THIS
June 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bro we’re babies and we’re jacked WE GOT THIS
How your email finds me
May 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How your email finds me
Ready to serve at the pleasure of the Pope
May 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ready to serve at the pleasure of the Pope
This is how your email finds me
April 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is how your email finds me
This was a spam call but I’m taking the compliment anyway
April 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This was a spam call but I’m taking the compliment anyway
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE
April 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE
Finally, something Elmo and I can agree on
April 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Finally, something Elmo and I can agree on
When they reach for your french fries
April 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When they reach for your french fries
When the dip spit cup comes to life
April 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When the dip spit cup comes to life
Get me to God’s country
March 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Get me to God’s country