Meg Short
@shortmeg.bsky.social
Middle child, millennial, gift wrapping extraordinaire, book maker, cat mom, auntie, Jersey girl, Democrat.
I asked my four year old nephew how old I’m going to be tomorrow and he said “umm…4.” Sure, he’s off by 36 years, but that’s what we’re going with. Apologies to my sister-in-law, who’s been my best friend for 22 years, but that kid is truly my best friend.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I asked my four year old nephew how old I’m going to be tomorrow and he said “umm…4.” Sure, he’s off by 36 years, but that’s what we’re going with. Apologies to my sister-in-law, who’s been my best friend for 22 years, but that kid is truly my best friend.
How Jersey Italians (well, this one) gears up for election night. #MikieSherill #voteblue
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How Jersey Italians (well, this one) gears up for election night. #MikieSherill #voteblue
Received my #AsEver Rosé today, and decided to rewatch "With Love, Meghan" as I drank it...and then I air fried gluten free chicken nuggets and fries for dinner. Not because I'm drunk, but because the kitchen and I are not friends.
August 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Received my #AsEver Rosé today, and decided to rewatch "With Love, Meghan" as I drank it...and then I air fried gluten free chicken nuggets and fries for dinner. Not because I'm drunk, but because the kitchen and I are not friends.
Happy Middle Child Day to my fellow middles who did not get any recognition from the people who put them in the middle. #NationalMiddleChildDay
August 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Happy Middle Child Day to my fellow middles who did not get any recognition from the people who put them in the middle. #NationalMiddleChildDay
I rearranged the living room furniture yesterday, and I keep finding push pins. Is my house trying to Final Destination me?
August 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I rearranged the living room furniture yesterday, and I keep finding push pins. Is my house trying to Final Destination me?
Only at my job can you say “Thanks, Dummies!” and it’s not an insult.
May 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Only at my job can you say “Thanks, Dummies!” and it’s not an insult.
It’s Chip’s 13th birthday today. He requested clean laundry to nap on as his present. I obliged.
May 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s Chip’s 13th birthday today. He requested clean laundry to nap on as his present. I obliged.
DirecTV has a Real Housewives channel, and I take back every bad thing I've ever said about their service.
April 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
DirecTV has a Real Housewives channel, and I take back every bad thing I've ever said about their service.
No, Chip, it’s not Tongue Out Tuesday yet. Wait a few hours.
March 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
No, Chip, it’s not Tongue Out Tuesday yet. Wait a few hours.
When you get upsetting news from your doctor, you console yourself with potato chips and Real Housewives. Jennifer Tilly is easing my anxiety.
February 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you get upsetting news from your doctor, you console yourself with potato chips and Real Housewives. Jennifer Tilly is easing my anxiety.
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So, there's a $60 Bluey toy at Costco that my 4 year old nephew wants. He told his mom he wants to buy it for me. I don't know if I should be proud or scared.
February 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So, there's a $60 Bluey toy at Costco that my 4 year old nephew wants. He told his mom he wants to buy it for me. I don't know if I should be proud or scared.
Chip either wants my nephew's birthday present or he wants to be part of the birthday present.
February 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Chip either wants my nephew's birthday present or he wants to be part of the birthday present.
If you see this, post a GIF of your favorite Disney animated film.
January 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you see this, post a GIF of your favorite Disney animated film.
Never come between Chip and a fuzzy blanket. It’s his happy place.
January 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Never come between Chip and a fuzzy blanket. It’s his happy place.
My brother called Dorinda the NJ Princess Di, and even though he got the state wrong, I will forever call her the NY Princess Di. #TraitorsSeason3 #RHONY
January 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My brother called Dorinda the NJ Princess Di, and even though he got the state wrong, I will forever call her the NY Princess Di. #TraitorsSeason3 #RHONY
I’m on a call to discuss deleting columns from a spreadsheet. I want to be Chip right now. And most of the time.
January 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m on a call to discuss deleting columns from a spreadsheet. I want to be Chip right now. And most of the time.
Shrimp cocktail (throwback to my childhood), wine, and Space Race movies are this gal's idea of a perfect New Year's Eve. #happynewyear #goodbye2024
December 31, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Shrimp cocktail (throwback to my childhood), wine, and Space Race movies are this gal's idea of a perfect New Year's Eve. #happynewyear #goodbye2024
Twelve years ago, baby Chip decided his life goal was to be Christmas tree ornament. Luckily, he outgrew that dream.
December 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Twelve years ago, baby Chip decided his life goal was to be Christmas tree ornament. Luckily, he outgrew that dream.
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Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together
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December 24, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together
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My brother is the best brother. He made me gluten free pierogi for Wigilia. #christmaseve #glutenfreegal
December 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
My brother is the best brother. He made me gluten free pierogi for Wigilia. #christmaseve #glutenfreegal
Hello Bluesky! Even though it's (finally!!) a rainy day.
Enjoy a Chip!
Enjoy a Chip!
November 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Hello Bluesky! Even though it's (finally!!) a rainy day.
Enjoy a Chip!
Enjoy a Chip!