Short Fuse
shortfuse89.bsky.social
Short Fuse
@shortfuse89.bsky.social
Former European champion. It says so on a website.
The only thing I heard were that he and Ultramantis were genuine mates outside of wrestling, and that he was a tattoo artist.

I have zero idea where I heard that, it's just in my brain somewhere
September 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I dunno if it was you or Elliott on the other place saying that Austin's 2001 run needed a lot more attention, but I keep seeing more and more evidence
September 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I say this as someone who actually trained there for 9 months.

Who the actual fuck was Crossbones?
September 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is Will Stancil the one that was ploughing 8 girls a week, or was that another chubby cheeked young Biden dem?
September 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The words don't mean shit Ken. Stop pretending the words mean anything. The only real indication that a thing is going to happen, is it actually happens. We've known this since 2016.
September 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Gotta slap that shit from thigh to thigh
September 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not done this before, but I'm calling it, fake fess.

You can wank off a horse. Those weird pocket bully breeders to incomprehensible sex crimes to their dogs. You can't wank off a cheetah.
September 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Cheers boss
September 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I mean I did click out of curiosity and saw where you were. I'm going to Cornwall this weekend for 10 days, does Falmouth or Penzance have better pubs?
September 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Dude you look like you've done this in advance of a medical procedure, not as a style choice
September 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Give him a knighthood.
September 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'm pretty damn left. But I can't stand shit predictable jokes with no wit, hence why I went back to Twitter.
September 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
And this is why I went back to Twitter. You guys have shit banter.
September 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Yeah but this place has no sauce.

I made an account at the time when so many others were, but it's just so fucking dull.
August 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Frankly one of the most disgusting things I've ever read. Good fess.
August 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Gavin is clearly better at comms though
August 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Criticise LLM's, there's so many arguments including environmental.

When you say, without irony, it's a human rights violation... You're gonna have to give me something, otherwise Hitchens Razor
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I misread this entirely and thought they'd formatted the currency funny. And he charged £50 to £100
July 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You should only ever risk a concussion if it means following your passion
July 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tried using mi.tv to find when/where cmll airs, as I can watch Mexican TV now. Didn't find any results, I assume I need to be searching for something different?
July 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Started great, went mental at the end. Good fess.
June 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I need to stop looking at it so much
June 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm not trusting my phone battery to be the only way I can pay for stuff
June 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM