ShortChubbyEwok
@shortchubbyewok.bsky.social
Like a cross between a Hobbit and an Ewok, but worse.
5’3 200lb pocket bear who loves the gym and eating big.
5’3 200lb pocket bear who loves the gym and eating big.
This warm weather is so very weird. May as well make the best of it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This warm weather is so very weird. May as well make the best of it.
Finally now starting to see some progress. More please! 💪
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Finally now starting to see some progress. More please! 💪
Warm enough to be shirtless for fall yard cleanup. Last day for it since the rain and cold arrive tomorrow.
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Warm enough to be shirtless for fall yard cleanup. Last day for it since the rain and cold arrive tomorrow.
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
Close-up. From the Book of Kells, 9th century Ireland.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Close-up. From the Book of Kells, 9th century Ireland.
Locker room tat color reveal!
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Locker room tat color reveal!
Monday grind!
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Monday grind!
Erma and I about to drop a sick new album!
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Erma and I about to drop a sick new album!
I myself had a cozy Halloween. How was y’all’s?
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I myself had a cozy Halloween. How was y’all’s?
Haircut, powers restored, etc.
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Haircut, powers restored, etc.
Am I a muscle chub yet? No? Fine, guess I’ll have to keep eating and lifting.
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Am I a muscle chub yet? No? Fine, guess I’ll have to keep eating and lifting.
There is a large pizza in this pic.
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
There is a large pizza in this pic.
Her Majesty the Infanta Erma Hestia Brigit Clytemnestra Tituba Artemis, etc., etc., would like to remind me that it is past time for bed. She will not be so polite if she must remind me again.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Her Majesty the Infanta Erma Hestia Brigit Clytemnestra Tituba Artemis, etc., etc., would like to remind me that it is past time for bed. She will not be so polite if she must remind me again.
Getting kinda big
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Getting kinda big
Happy Fursday!
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Happy Fursday!
Tummy Tuesday, etc.
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Tummy Tuesday, etc.
The spice must flow!
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The spice must flow!
Squinty and scruffy greetings, y’all!
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Squinty and scruffy greetings, y’all!
Haha, just wait til your 50’s!
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Haha, just wait til your 50’s!
Ready for the weekend!
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ready for the weekend!
Chicken parm, pasta, and protein shake aftermath.
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Chicken parm, pasta, and protein shake aftermath.
I think you know 🐽
September 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think you know 🐽
Tummy Tuesday tax payment
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tummy Tuesday tax payment