ShortChubbyEwok
@shortchubbyewok.bsky.social
Like a cross between a Hobbit and an Ewok, but worse.
5’3 200lb pocket bear who loves the gym and eating big.
5’3 200lb pocket bear who loves the gym and eating big.
Pinned
Fuller beard gives the illusion of a strong chin and jawline, but shows more gray. Sophie’s Choice, amirite?
Finally now starting to see some progress. More please! 💪
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Finally now starting to see some progress. More please! 💪
Warm enough to be shirtless for fall yard cleanup. Last day for it since the rain and cold arrive tomorrow.
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Warm enough to be shirtless for fall yard cleanup. Last day for it since the rain and cold arrive tomorrow.
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
Yes, angles are cheating and I don’t care 🤷♂️😁
Locker room tat color reveal!
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Locker room tat color reveal!
Monday grind!
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Monday grind!
Erma and I about to drop a sick new album!
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Erma and I about to drop a sick new album!
I myself had a cozy Halloween. How was y’all’s?
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I myself had a cozy Halloween. How was y’all’s?
Haircut, powers restored, etc.
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Haircut, powers restored, etc.
Am I a muscle chub yet? No? Fine, guess I’ll have to keep eating and lifting.
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Am I a muscle chub yet? No? Fine, guess I’ll have to keep eating and lifting.
There is a large pizza in this pic.
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
There is a large pizza in this pic.
Her Majesty the Infanta Erma Hestia Brigit Clytemnestra Tituba Artemis, etc., etc., would like to remind me that it is past time for bed. She will not be so polite if she must remind me again.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Her Majesty the Infanta Erma Hestia Brigit Clytemnestra Tituba Artemis, etc., etc., would like to remind me that it is past time for bed. She will not be so polite if she must remind me again.
Getting kinda big
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Getting kinda big
Happy Fursday!
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Happy Fursday!
Tummy Tuesday, etc.
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Tummy Tuesday, etc.
The spice must flow!
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The spice must flow!
Squinty and scruffy greetings, y’all!
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Squinty and scruffy greetings, y’all!
Ready for the weekend!
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ready for the weekend!
Chicken parm, pasta, and protein shake aftermath.
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Chicken parm, pasta, and protein shake aftermath.
Tummy Tuesday tax payment
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tummy Tuesday tax payment
Popeye’s clearly doesn’t know their customers if this tiny booth is any indication.
September 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Popeye’s clearly doesn’t know their customers if this tiny booth is any indication.
“It’s a (baby) trap!”
September 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“It’s a (baby) trap!”
Feed me and tell me I’m pretty?
September 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Feed me and tell me I’m pretty?
Something about Biceptember?
We’re getting there.
We’re getting there.
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Something about Biceptember?
We’re getting there.
We’re getting there.
Apparently in my Fur Noir (?) era lol.
September 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Apparently in my Fur Noir (?) era lol.
Stay scruffy, grow the beard, or trim back to goatee?
September 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Stay scruffy, grow the beard, or trim back to goatee?