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🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.6K following 2.1K posts
35 She/her
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Reconstructing/deconstructing
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
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Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
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I was not safe from this… it’s a onesie! 😂🧡
Eras Tour onesie
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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A zebra fish!! I am also small and vibrant 😂😂🧡
Small neon fish in green, yellow, pink and orange.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Damn my city is pretty. Let’s Go Pitt!!!!
ESPN college gameday desk with the absolutely gorgeous city of Pittsburgh skyline in the back. Gold notre dame helmet and Pitt blue and gold helmets in front of set
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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When you’re watching a video that hits…(video was about millennials. How the 2000s and 2010s were just us being bored, broke and deeply committed to bad ideas 😂😂)

And you let out a primal screech…

The dog has concerns… 😂😂
A black dog with a graying muzzle and brown eyebrows looks up and back as if he is concerned. Only his head is peaking over a blue couch with a tan pillow.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Me and Mr Abby decided to be soccer hooligans tonight and had a blast while doing it! And the Riverhounds beat the incredibly dramatic Detroit Soccer Club. I really hope the Detroit City Theater is one of their sponsors or they’re missing a great opportunity! 😂🙃
2 very white peoples making silly faces with black and gold scarves and grey hoodies A soccer scoreboard that says Highmark stadium while members of the Riverhounds in black and gold and the DSC in green and white. Score is 0-0 at 56:25
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Being properly prepared for a large gummy is key! Happy weekend all! Make the best of it! 🧡🧡🧡
An end table with a bag of skittles, a bottle of Pepsi, a large box of Reese’s pieces cereal, a large owala with stickers on it and a single little Debbie Christmas tree cake.
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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A man you can trust 🧡
A gray horse sticking his tongue out. Wearing a purple halter. Standing on a dry lot, dirt surface
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The best thing I doomscrolled and bought ever were these small glow in the dark ghosts for trick or treaters. They have flipped for them!
A small orange/clear glow in the dark ghost
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Ouch… I have been called out! 😂😅
“They said be yourself and I did and now I’m drunk and lost on my horse” in white letters with a dark horse head on a road coming from the picture
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I haven’t taken a self care morning in awhile… my bong, a good coloring page and my vinyls playing in the background. The air coming in is chilly but it smells so good!!
A bong sits on the left side of a brown desk surface that is a little cluttered but clearly shows a not completed yet coloring page with oranges and yellows filled in. Some markers on the desk next to the page and the pack of markers just shows in the right side of the picture. A window sill with a gnome, a resin tower and some other small tchotchkes.
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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When genocide becomes the norm and hate is everywhere. It feels good (and scary) sometimes to make a bold statement. Fashion has always been bold and it helps you say when you can’t scream. This hoodie screams.

#freepalestine #westbankapparel
A white woman with brown eyes and hair wearing a black and white keffiyeh patterned jacket
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I’m starting to see number come in for the rally in Greensburg and they’re saying at least 2,000 there. And the amount of support from the community was insane! I’m so proud of super red Westmoreland county! You showed up!!
One piece flag holding attendee across the street from the Greensburg court house in Westmoreland county
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Greensburg PA! I laughed a lot 😂😂😂
Honk if you’ve never drunk texted war plans
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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There’s so many good lyrics for protests! 😂 here were mine!! 🧡🧡
I’m just mad as hell cause I love this place Wise men once read fake news and they believed it
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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In Greensburg we did have a pretty loud “Trump is a jagoff” chant going! 😂😂
Protest signs in Westmoreland county
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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No Kings but this one! The only King I need comes with a frownie!! I love SWPA so much 😂😂
A picture of the sign for Kings. A local SW Pennsylvania diner/restaurant. Famous for serving a frownie brownie
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This was by far my favorite sign. I laughed the hardest 😂😂😂

#nokings
“Honk if you’ve never drunk texted war plans”
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I took so many pictures but these are definitely some of my favorites. For red little Westmoreland County PA. I’m so proud 🧡🧡🧡
A woman dressed like Waldo holding a sign that says “Where’s the Epstein Files?” Her doggy, a precious golden retriever is wearing a sign that says “Unleash Compassion” A person dressed like Marie Antoinette with Trumpty dumptys face holding a lacy umbrella that says “let them eat cake” A person in a frog costume holding a sign that says “I’m not hoppy about republicans cutting healthcare! I don’t want to croak!!” 2 lobsters and a dinosaur inflatable with a sign saying “Lobsters for Liberty”
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I have the artistic ability of a toddler on drugs but I think my point is coming across 😂🧡🤘🏻
A protest sign in scratchy letters that say “I’m just mad as hell cause I love this place!” A protest sign reads - wise men once read “fake” news and they believed it
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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For any of my swifties missing the TTPD and folklore/evermore vibes. Look up Peggy! I’m obsessed with her and she had a single rerelease today and it’s amazing! 🧡🧡
Spotify screen shot of Alice (red queen version) by Peggy and Ella Red Panic Attack …Written by a woman Talk Shit! Alice (Original version)
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Steelers vs Bengals in the Bengay bowl! We’re going to see some football tonight folx 😂🙃😅

#beingaSteelersfanishardsometimes
#thursdaynightfootball
“This looks like a presidential debate graphic” in a white header on top of a picture of the TNF advertisement. Shows a picture of Aaron Rodgers in the top left and Joe Flacco on the bottom right.
October 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Obsessed is a small way to describe how I feel about this hoody… I will be wearing it, if I am not wearing work clothes or naked, I will be wearing this. 😂🧡
Black hoodie with The Life of a Showgirl in red glitter The back of the black hoody with Taylor Swift in red glitter saying “I like my friends Cancelled!”
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It’s a little bit big but it’s so cute! Ahhh!! I can’t think of a better occasion to break it in than with my phenomenal husband of 7 years on our anniversary 🧡😂🫶🏻
A standard white woman with brown hair. She also has a nose and septum ring. She is wearing a black and blue flowered dress lower cut with the orange glittery TLOAS cardigan!
October 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Very! And I love a useful box 😂😂🧡🧡
The orange box the cardigan came in with the original vinyl and the 4 CD variants.
October 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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None of these pictures do the cardigan or the packaging justice. It feels like Christmas!
Orange glittery box with a big T.S. on it with stars as the periods The lid of the orange glittery box with an orange glittery cardigan spilling out and a corner of the CD shows
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM