🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
35 She/her
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Reconstructing/deconstructing
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
🍃🍃
Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Reconstructing/deconstructing
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
🍃🍃
Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
Pinned
🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
· Sep 27
Just realized I’ve never done an intro! Oops!
🧡 I’m Abby!
💚 Stoner Swiftie and Cannamom
💙 Mama to a horse, a dog, 2 cats (Auntie to one cat), and a human
❤️ I LOVE BOOKS! 📚
💛 Exvangelical and witchy 🌱
💜Chronically ill and ND and learning how to live with it
❤️🔥Not perfect and not trying to be
🧡 I’m Abby!
💚 Stoner Swiftie and Cannamom
💙 Mama to a horse, a dog, 2 cats (Auntie to one cat), and a human
❤️ I LOVE BOOKS! 📚
💛 Exvangelical and witchy 🌱
💜Chronically ill and ND and learning how to live with it
❤️🔥Not perfect and not trying to be
Doing things out of your comfort zone is terrifying… but rewarding as hell… it’s only Friday but what a damn weekend! 🧡
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Doing things out of your comfort zone is terrifying… but rewarding as hell… it’s only Friday but what a damn weekend! 🧡
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don’t know what it is about leaving the house for a few days that makes you psycho… but I had to sweep the kitchen floor for some reason before we left… I think I’m going to miss my house even though I’m excited for this trip 😂🙃
#myhouseismysanctuary
#myhouseismysanctuary
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I don’t know what it is about leaving the house for a few days that makes you psycho… but I had to sweep the kitchen floor for some reason before we left… I think I’m going to miss my house even though I’m excited for this trip 😂🙃
#myhouseismysanctuary
#myhouseismysanctuary
And all of the foes and all of the friends
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
a white cat is sitting on a cloud with lightning behind it
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a cloud with lightning behind it
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
And all of the foes and all of the friends
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
This is accurate. And I only used Apple Music for 5 months this year… still managed to listen to the lakes, 57 times and almost 1000 minutes of just TLOAS 😂😅
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is accurate. And I only used Apple Music for 5 months this year… still managed to listen to the lakes, 57 times and almost 1000 minutes of just TLOAS 😂😅
Song of the day - open.spotify.com/track/4IeDgc...
Headed East
open.spotify.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Song of the day - open.spotify.com/track/4IeDgc...
This bull looks pretty… but this commute is why I remembered why I worked from home for 5 years! 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This bull looks pretty… but this commute is why I remembered why I worked from home for 5 years! 🙃
A thick piece of sourdough bread, toasted in the air fryer with honey cinnamon butter is a literal mood changer… 🧡🐝🍞
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A thick piece of sourdough bread, toasted in the air fryer with honey cinnamon butter is a literal mood changer… 🧡🐝🍞
This weekends 90s movie that I watched wayyyyy too many times that helped shape me… - Drive Me Crazy with Melissa Joan Hart and Adrian Grenier
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This weekends 90s movie that I watched wayyyyy too many times that helped shape me… - Drive Me Crazy with Melissa Joan Hart and Adrian Grenier
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
My SIL made a snotty comment about me smoking before lunch yesterday and I guess I internalized it more than I thought… so I didn’t smoke before dinner tonight and I triggered a flare of some kind and its full body…. Now I remember why I smoke before I eat. It’s not always for funsies folx
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My SIL made a snotty comment about me smoking before lunch yesterday and I guess I internalized it more than I thought… so I didn’t smoke before dinner tonight and I triggered a flare of some kind and its full body…. Now I remember why I smoke before I eat. It’s not always for funsies folx
Polyamory. Wonderful for when you want two people telling you, you can’t have just weed and iced coffee for breakfast… 😂😂🙃🥰
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Polyamory. Wonderful for when you want two people telling you, you can’t have just weed and iced coffee for breakfast… 😂😂🙃🥰
It’s Black Friday… which means no buying from corporations… at all. The deal isn’t that good anyway and they’ll have the same sale in a week. Make their Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales suck! You know who they are. Support local! Support small! Support POC and women owned! Speak with your money!
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s Black Friday… which means no buying from corporations… at all. The deal isn’t that good anyway and they’ll have the same sale in a week. Make their Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales suck! You know who they are. Support local! Support small! Support POC and women owned! Speak with your money!
The American Eskimo dog on the dog show just destroyed me. I can’t watch dogs anymore… football it is!
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The American Eskimo dog on the dog show just destroyed me. I can’t watch dogs anymore… football it is!
Current mood: for everyone going into what feels like shark invested waters for your meal ✊🏻 For everyone celebrating differently again this year. I’m thankful for you. Keep going. While we have so much to be thankful for, Thanksgiving during what feels like the fall is wild… 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Current mood: for everyone going into what feels like shark invested waters for your meal ✊🏻 For everyone celebrating differently again this year. I’m thankful for you. Keep going. While we have so much to be thankful for, Thanksgiving during what feels like the fall is wild… 🧡
I got stickers with my edibles!! 😂😂 I am straight up delighted! Happy Green Wednesday all my fellow gardeners! 😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I got stickers with my edibles!! 😂😂 I am straight up delighted! Happy Green Wednesday all my fellow gardeners! 😂😂
Just because I know I’m human and therefore going to make mistakes…. I really hate making them…
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just because I know I’m human and therefore going to make mistakes…. I really hate making them…
Good morning loves! It’s Wednesday which means if you’re an American, today is hopefully your last day of work this week too! One more day before Turkey and pissing off your racist brother! Have a good day all!! 🧡🧡🧡
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning loves! It’s Wednesday which means if you’re an American, today is hopefully your last day of work this week too! One more day before Turkey and pissing off your racist brother! Have a good day all!! 🧡🧡🧡
Reposted by 🧡Abby 🌈
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
Pssst!!! PWHL is back! Tonight’s game is almost over but there’s another one tomorrow at 7! In the US we can watch them all for free on YouTube!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pssst!!! PWHL is back! Tonight’s game is almost over but there’s another one tomorrow at 7! In the US we can watch them all for free on YouTube!!
I have been listening to and singing when I can’t listen to Elizabeth Taylor… I think my coworker is going to slap me if she just randomly hears “I’d cry my eyes violet. ELIZABETH TAYLOR”! I am a menace and I don’t care 😅😂😂😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have been listening to and singing when I can’t listen to Elizabeth Taylor… I think my coworker is going to slap me if she just randomly hears “I’d cry my eyes violet. ELIZABETH TAYLOR”! I am a menace and I don’t care 😅😂😂😂😂
Not gunna lie… no one needs more showgirl variants…
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not gunna lie… no one needs more showgirl variants…
I don’t know if it’s because it’s Monday or if it’s the Monday of a short week… but I cannot keep my eyes open… I want to fall back to sleep so badly! 😂😅
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don’t know if it’s because it’s Monday or if it’s the Monday of a short week… but I cannot keep my eyes open… I want to fall back to sleep so badly! 😂😅
Reposted by 🧡Abby 🌈
What if the true meaning of Christmas is supporting small businesses so the oligarchs have a very shitty season?
😚
😚
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What if the true meaning of Christmas is supporting small businesses so the oligarchs have a very shitty season?
😚
😚
My Eras Tour onesie got here…. Now try to get me out of it…. 😂😂😂🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My Eras Tour onesie got here…. Now try to get me out of it…. 😂😂😂🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Wow… per my previous post that I really messed up 😂🙃 book club Friendsgiving was amazing! So much good food! So much good wine but even better conversation and people. January’s book is The Forest of Vanishing Stars by Kristen Hamel!
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Wow… per my previous post that I really messed up 😂🙃 book club Friendsgiving was amazing! So much good food! So much good wine but even better conversation and people. January’s book is The Forest of Vanishing Stars by Kristen Hamel!