Shonda Black
@shondablack.bsky.social
Hello! I’m Shonda Black, I’m 44 recently divorced😘 with 2 kids. 280 5’2, proud member of the fat black women association. I love African American cuisine! I’m on for shits and giggles, I thought “well why not!😂”
Omg guys!! You won’t believe it! My brother just got accepted into Harvard, I must admit especially for a black person that is one big accomplishment, he is one smart cookie!🥹🥹🫶🫶 #congrats #awsome #chinesebuffet #hesreaching #fatblack #alcoholic #billyidol #lesbian
December 10, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Omg guys!! You won’t believe it! My brother just got accepted into Harvard, I must admit especially for a black person that is one big accomplishment, he is one smart cookie!🥹🥹🫶🫶 #congrats #awsome #chinesebuffet #hesreaching #fatblack #alcoholic #billyidol #lesbian
OMG RIGHT?🤣🤣🤣 ugh society is so much worse nowadays I wish we could go back to slavery days. #simplertimes #cotton #space #echolocation #darkmintchocolatechip #whiteboard #bostonteaparty
You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded.
Fuck you, reindeer.
Fuck you, reindeer.
December 8, 2024 at 1:07 AM
OMG RIGHT?🤣🤣🤣 ugh society is so much worse nowadays I wish we could go back to slavery days. #simplertimes #cotton #space #echolocation #darkmintchocolatechip #whiteboard #bostonteaparty
My oldest child said he wanted to make me lunch I come out to this bs on the plate. I took 2 bites and could barely even swallow it it was so terrible. I’m African not Caucasian what the hell even is potato salad. #ew #getthefuckout #hatemykids
December 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
My oldest child said he wanted to make me lunch I come out to this bs on the plate. I took 2 bites and could barely even swallow it it was so terrible. I’m African not Caucasian what the hell even is potato salad. #ew #getthefuckout #hatemykids
Um, just walked in on my youngest child #masturbating or as him and his little friends call it #gooning was that a proper use of that term?🤣 Anyways I didn’t really know how to handle the situation so as a punishment I put down his pet rabbit. #lol #RIP #flyhigh #haterabbits #jews
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Um, just walked in on my youngest child #masturbating or as him and his little friends call it #gooning was that a proper use of that term?🤣 Anyways I didn’t really know how to handle the situation so as a punishment I put down his pet rabbit. #lol #RIP #flyhigh #haterabbits #jews
Still waiting for that follow back baby🥰
December 7, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Still waiting for that follow back baby🥰
Oh my god! Right people?! Like come on she’s dragging the meme into the new year🤦♂️🤦♂️ she needs to take her 5 minutes of fame move on and start on only fans duhh maybe then I’ll support!🫶🫶🫶 #tvtimewithkids #boomermoment #hatemychildren #vietnam #rootbear
Not being funny but how stupid must you be to invest in crypto currency but even more so the Hawk Tuh woman's crypto currency?
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December 6, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Oh my god! Right people?! Like come on she’s dragging the meme into the new year🤦♂️🤦♂️ she needs to take her 5 minutes of fame move on and start on only fans duhh maybe then I’ll support!🫶🫶🫶 #tvtimewithkids #boomermoment #hatemychildren #vietnam #rootbear
My son wanted to play his music in the car. What the hell is a play boy carty and what in the world is he even talking about. I swear this bs makes me wanna swerve this car off a cliff and kill this little shit. God music was so much more pleasant back in the days. #textinganddriving #speeding
December 6, 2024 at 9:53 PM
My son wanted to play his music in the car. What the hell is a play boy carty and what in the world is he even talking about. I swear this bs makes me wanna swerve this car off a cliff and kill this little shit. God music was so much more pleasant back in the days. #textinganddriving #speeding
Umm.. I have a little bit of a weird share today bluesky, I’m pretty sure my youngest child is transgender.🏳️⚧️❌ You guys know how I feel about these things the only way I’ve thought of going about it is kicking him/her/she/them/then/whatever out. Comment any other suggestions you might have! #disowned
December 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Umm.. I have a little bit of a weird share today bluesky, I’m pretty sure my youngest child is transgender.🏳️⚧️❌ You guys know how I feel about these things the only way I’ve thought of going about it is kicking him/her/she/them/then/whatever out. Comment any other suggestions you might have! #disowned
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Just wrapped up an incredible day at the war reenactment! 🎖️ Always amazed by the dedication of everyone involved and the history we bring to life. Huge thanks to the organizers and participants for making it such a memorable experience. Can’t wait for next year! #HistoryBuff #WarReenactment
December 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Just wrapped up an incredible day at the war reenactment! 🎖️ Always amazed by the dedication of everyone involved and the history we bring to life. Huge thanks to the organizers and participants for making it such a memorable experience. Can’t wait for next year! #HistoryBuff #WarReenactment
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Told my wife I liked my eggs scrambled, not turned into some avant-garde omelet experiment. She said, ‘You’ll eat it and be grateful.’ Guess I’m grateful for… creativity? #MarriedLife #ChefInHerOwnMind
December 6, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Told my wife I liked my eggs scrambled, not turned into some avant-garde omelet experiment. She said, ‘You’ll eat it and be grateful.’ Guess I’m grateful for… creativity? #MarriedLife #ChefInHerOwnMind
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Ai is getting to realistic… Almost thought this was real!!!🤣
December 6, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Ai is getting to realistic… Almost thought this was real!!!🤣