shoelessmoron
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shoelessmoron
@shoelessmoron.bsky.social
don’t mistake a lack of talent for genius
If anything, they’re tripping over each other’s dicks in a rush to do all their dirty work at once.
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I’d trade a head football coach for a pair of days over 40
January 30, 2026 at 5:02 AM
The funding has to be slashed considerably or it will be spent to engage in new, more illegal, unconstitutional actions regardless of guardrails that are enacted.
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Lowered rims, each team sends someone from the office staff to dunk crumpled up paperwork
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Yeah, I’m not getting the fireworks out any time soon.
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
He’s curious and anti establishment enough to produce quality, yet goofy newscasts that end with someone getting hit in the balls after having informed you.
January 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It’s all such a goddamn avoidable waste.
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Then they complain that folks say “mean” things about them. Guess what buttercup, that comes part and parcel with what you chose to do.
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
All of ice is such a pointless gigantic waste of resources and time. We’re having to deal with idiots acting out violently on their delusions when we could be doing cool shit.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It’s hilarious that they think these Minnesota moms and grandmas have some next level spy craft training. Their training is raising children and avoiding shitty men.
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’m out there shoveling with snacks, the kettle on in the garage for hot chocolate and a speaker blasting the allman brothers, taking my sweet ass time. That’s how you do it.
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
You can use the ramp if you’re over forty.
January 23, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Dirty Harry spearheads the new drone strike division of the SFPD, laughs ensue as he interacts with the gen z techs, tensions rise with the millennial lieutenant as he works to stop a gen x drug dealer selling ketamine to non tech execs.
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
for that bichette money, I’ll learn about 6 7.
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Number one was all about baseball and no trolley cars. What a let down!
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM