shoelessmoron
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don’t mistake a lack of talent for genius
In good news, sober skateboarding Bam talking about skateboarding is pretty fun.
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
In good news, sober skateboarding Bam talking about skateboarding is pretty fun.
“Oh no, Vance will still be around”
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
January 27, 2026 at 8:32 PM
“Oh no, Vance will still be around”
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
Yeah but we’ll be sharp at it by then.
Let’s see how fast congress can regrow its spine…
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Let’s see how fast congress can regrow its spine…
Bovino is one board in a whole rotten deck. It’s a total tear out job or the rot will come back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bovino is one board in a whole rotten deck. It’s a total tear out job or the rot will come back.
Did these fucksticks really think Americans would be cool with armed, masked, unidentified, undisciplined yahoos running around their neighborhoods? Are they really serious thinking you’d have to be paid to be against that?
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Did these fucksticks really think Americans would be cool with armed, masked, unidentified, undisciplined yahoos running around their neighborhoods? Are they really serious thinking you’d have to be paid to be against that?
The street was plowed nicer and more often than usual today. Turns out it was a neighbor doing it on his way back to his house to get more coffee, not the township.
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The street was plowed nicer and more often than usual today. Turns out it was a neighbor doing it on his way back to his house to get more coffee, not the township.
The pink coat video is so fucking damning. Start preparing your castle.
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The pink coat video is so fucking damning. Start preparing your castle.
Bake the Snow Away
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Bake the Snow Away
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
(sung like Peaches’ Fuck the Pain Away)
I’m going to set up a gofundme for a boob job and use the money to buy a Subaru instead of
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’m going to set up a gofundme for a boob job and use the money to buy a Subaru instead of
After seeing these new baseball salaries this week, thinking about using ai to convince a big market team I’m a 25 year old rf that hits .270 with power and low strikeouts.
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
After seeing these new baseball salaries this week, thinking about using ai to convince a big market team I’m a 25 year old rf that hits .270 with power and low strikeouts.
Zac Taylor is now the king of the afc north
Lord have mercy on all our souls
Lord have mercy on all our souls
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Zac Taylor is now the king of the afc north
Lord have mercy on all our souls
Lord have mercy on all our souls
So awesome that the only times I’ve been non weather worried about an overnight cross state trip has been this iteration of government.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
So awesome that the only times I’ve been non weather worried about an overnight cross state trip has been this iteration of government.
So, for a blizzard you stock up on bread and milk, what do you do for a complete governmental collapse into a dictatorship? Gin and doritos?
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
So, for a blizzard you stock up on bread and milk, what do you do for a complete governmental collapse into a dictatorship? Gin and doritos?
Feels like it’s getting to be about that time…
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Feels like it’s getting to be about that time…
Going to go check out some more hopewell/adena culture sites tomorrow before they get deemed anti american.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Going to go check out some more hopewell/adena culture sites tomorrow before they get deemed anti american.
I could have watched football but I fixed and put away Xmas lights instead.
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I could have watched football but I fixed and put away Xmas lights instead.
It might be time to walk around with a spray bottle and squirt politicians in the face every time they do something dumb.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It might be time to walk around with a spray bottle and squirt politicians in the face every time they do something dumb.
Technically the year started yesterday but in reality it starts Monday but I already feel like I’ve wasted a ton of time.
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Technically the year started yesterday but in reality it starts Monday but I already feel like I’ve wasted a ton of time.
Accidental six hour side quest on today’s field trip has netted five above average waterfalls
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Accidental six hour side quest on today’s field trip has netted five above average waterfalls
I got to my goal weight for the other week and I’m giving it back via egg nog stirred with Reese’s trees.
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I got to my goal weight for the other week and I’m giving it back via egg nog stirred with Reese’s trees.
Prayers for Mike Johnson being absolutely blindsided by learning about Festivus today
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Prayers for Mike Johnson being absolutely blindsided by learning about Festivus today
Went on a hike through a couple hundred million years of geology this morning. A sea floor buffet, if you will.
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Went on a hike through a couple hundred million years of geology this morning. A sea floor buffet, if you will.
Christmas around here going to be so warm the Midwest dudes in basketball shorts and hoodies will be appropriately dressed.
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Christmas around here going to be so warm the Midwest dudes in basketball shorts and hoodies will be appropriately dressed.
Have the manosphere influencers started softening the idea of a draft yet?
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Have the manosphere influencers started softening the idea of a draft yet?
Saw some vultures cruising the skies today while hiking which was comforting because there was a disease related die off in one of the local populations.
December 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Saw some vultures cruising the skies today while hiking which was comforting because there was a disease related die off in one of the local populations.