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shoelais.bsky.social
Stella Glitterbomb
@shoelais.bsky.social
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Former baby. Making art and building community. Please be kind, this is my first time being alive.
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Doing some bed surgery.
A cream-colored, plush footboard with many tears. Some messy stitches and a pink crochet rectangle show that the footboard is mid-repair.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Sometimes I find myself thinking of her and that special time we shared in her parents’ wine cellar — she, trying to walk up the stairs. Me, standing in her way and repeatedly showing her my pet dog in the hopes that she’ll love me.
Karen from the Harvest Moon game franchise. She has long brown hair with blonde money pieces. She has green eyes and a laid-back vibe.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Pictured: a dying old man who needs his medicine
A fluffy little cat tries to hit a vape pen.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This is my favorite photo of you
Movie poster for “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman”. A giant woman stands over a highway. Annoying little men in their annoying little cars are in her way, so she’s moving them.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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She did NOT trust that windmill. Immediately wanted to end our walk
A brown and white pit bull, wearing a teal harness and leash, stands on a gravel walking path. She stares at something out of frame. A windmill towers over a small body of water. The dog from the previous picture states across a body of water that separates her from the windmill.
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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ACK! She signed my apron
A Cathy themed apron. Cathy wears a red shirt and is surrounded by a stack of dishes. The apron reads “Make yourself at home… … do the dishes.” It is signed by Cathy Guisewite.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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You’ll never guess who I’m about to meet
A large screen with a pink background, “Welcome Cathy Guisewite!” in white text, and a drawing of Cathy from the comic strip Cathy.
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I love queer art.
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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My white asters’ bloom just ended, but the purple ones just started popping off this week.
Aromatic asters bush. Small purple flowers with yellow centers.
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Strega Nona’s spaghetti lunch was a success! Nona loves and appreciate you all, especially those of you who ate her excess spaghetti. She has asked me to let you know that she is available for children’s spaghetti parties as well as small business spaghetti parties.
Strega Nona, a grandmotherly witch. Her smiling face is actually a mask. She wears a maroon sweater, green vest, cream skirt, and white apron. A matching cream veil covered her hair. Her arms are raised as if to say “Come get some spaghetti!” Strega Nona, a grandmotherly witch, stands with her hands curled into fists, as if she were just beckoning someone to come eat spaghetti.
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Jolanda is (at least) 10 years old and is the biggest turtle. Apparently she is the “slowest fucking turtle” but she came in third, so who’s to say?
Turtles racing from the center to the edges
September 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I’m going all in on Chucks!
A turtle racing track with a sign that reads “TURTLE RACES!!!”
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The majority of passengers seem to be Amish. The next largest population is alterna-teens. My seat is in the old people car, where everyone is loudly complaining about the service (lol) and having conversations on their speaker phones. So now I am hanging out above the cafe, enjoying the view.
A dreary morning landscape as seen from a train car. Empty train tracks in the foreground, a copse of trees in the background, and a field of gold between them.
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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The Drop Dead Gorgeous DVD bonus features includes filmographies of the main cast. Including Denise Richards’ second best role: Tammy from Tammy and the T-Rex
Drop Dead Gorgeous DVD bonus features. A photo of Denise Richards next to a list of her early filmography. Poster art for Tammy and the T-Rex. A woman stands in front of and lovingly caresses a t-Rex.
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Do you like

Spaghetti?
Photo of a person wearing a Shrek t-shirt. They are also wearing a mask and headscarf. The mask is painted to look like a friendly old woman, maybe.
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I showed you my Nona please respond
An off-white mask with an off-white shawl wrapped around its head. The faintest trace of a pencil smile does little to make the mask less creeping.
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I can’t get how pink these actually are to show up in photos, but they’re a lovely soft pink. Now featuring confetti
Grey-pink papers with multicolored confetti inclusions
September 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Turning old Bible into pretty papers is doing a lot for my mental health. Highly recommend if you like playing in goop and having your hands permanently pigmented from food coloring
A pink (but mostly grey in the lighting) piece of wet paper. The text reads “God Commands Death.”
September 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Made from 100% recycled New Testament! Now in pink(ish)!
A stack of recycled sheets of paper fanned out on a wooden table. The sheets have a slight pink tint with pink flecks throughout.
September 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Pssst!! Free spaghetti in the park; pass it on
A warm-toned flyer featuring a woman next to a large pot and a bird on an algae-like plant. The flyer reads: There Will Be Spaghetti. Washington Square Park. October 4th. 12pm. BYOSauce. An additional text bubble reads: All ages.
September 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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At this rate it will take me five hundred days to make and dry all this paper, but I don’t think my husband will like it if I string lines all across the living room so we’re doing five at a time
Five sheets of paper hanging on a line as they dry
September 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Born. To. Shuck.
A plethora of dry bean pods, waiting to be shucked.
August 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I am enriched. And also full.

Also the line for Palestine is one of the longest at the festival 🇵🇸
Musakhan rolls, olives, and pickled turnips from Palestine on a platter. Swiss soda “Rivella” and a guava lemonade sit behind the food. A hibiscus drink from Egypt and the final bite of fry bread from Turtle Island.
August 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I have a habit of getting my nose right up on whatever thing I’m trying to smell. It’s not a conscious decision.

So anyway I just accidentally coated my nose in Bag Balm
A green tin of Bag Balm moisturizer. The words Bag Balm are written in red font, and instructions for use are written in white font. The moisturizer is yellow.
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM