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Stella Glitterbomb
@shoelais.bsky.social
Former baby. Making art and building community. Please be kind, this is my first time being alive.
Doing some bed surgery.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sometimes I find myself thinking of her and that special time we shared in her parents’ wine cellar — she, trying to walk up the stairs. Me, standing in her way and repeatedly showing her my pet dog in the hopes that she’ll love me.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pictured: a dying old man who needs his medicine
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is my favorite photo of you
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
She did NOT trust that windmill. Immediately wanted to end our walk
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
ACK! She signed my apron
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You’ll never guess who I’m about to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I love queer art.
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My white asters’ bloom just ended, but the purple ones just started popping off this week.
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Strega Nona’s spaghetti lunch was a success! Nona loves and appreciate you all, especially those of you who ate her excess spaghetti. She has asked me to let you know that she is available for children’s spaghetti parties as well as small business spaghetti parties.
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Jolanda is (at least) 10 years old and is the biggest turtle. Apparently she is the “slowest fucking turtle” but she came in third, so who’s to say?
September 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m going all in on Chucks!
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The majority of passengers seem to be Amish. The next largest population is alterna-teens. My seat is in the old people car, where everyone is loudly complaining about the service (lol) and having conversations on their speaker phones. So now I am hanging out above the cafe, enjoying the view.
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Drop Dead Gorgeous DVD bonus features includes filmographies of the main cast. Including Denise Richards’ second best role: Tammy from Tammy and the T-Rex
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Do you like

Spaghetti?
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I showed you my Nona please respond
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I can’t get how pink these actually are to show up in photos, but they’re a lovely soft pink. Now featuring confetti
September 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Turning old Bible into pretty papers is doing a lot for my mental health. Highly recommend if you like playing in goop and having your hands permanently pigmented from food coloring
September 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Made from 100% recycled New Testament! Now in pink(ish)!
September 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Pssst!! Free spaghetti in the park; pass it on
September 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
At this rate it will take me five hundred days to make and dry all this paper, but I don’t think my husband will like it if I string lines all across the living room so we’re doing five at a time
September 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Born. To. Shuck.
August 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I am enriched. And also full.

Also the line for Palestine is one of the longest at the festival 🇵🇸
August 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a habit of getting my nose right up on whatever thing I’m trying to smell. It’s not a conscious decision.

So anyway I just accidentally coated my nose in Bag Balm
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM