Priya
@shoelace13.bsky.social
| she/they | professional game observer and sometimes comedian |
Count your days poorly infrastructured public transit count your days
September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Count your days poorly infrastructured public transit count your days
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Today Apple will announce a big fat phone with what Tim Cook calls "the juiciest ass we've ever put on a consumer device"
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Today Apple will announce a big fat phone with what Tim Cook calls "the juiciest ass we've ever put on a consumer device"
Hey if you make customer service workers take your order while you're on the phone but refuse to answer their questions don't be surprised if your order turns out wrong
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Hey if you make customer service workers take your order while you're on the phone but refuse to answer their questions don't be surprised if your order turns out wrong
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wait until all nine of them get samalamadingdong'd
September 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
wait until all nine of them get samalamadingdong'd
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#Measles in Brantford, Ontario.
In the hospital. In the labour and delivery unit.
www.brantfordexpositor.ca/news/local-n...
In the hospital. In the labour and delivery unit.
www.brantfordexpositor.ca/news/local-n...
Another measles exposure in labour and delivery unit at Brantford hospital
Grand Erie Public Health is warning of another measles exposure at the labour and delivering unit of the Brantford hospital.
www.brantfordexpositor.ca
June 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
#Measles in Brantford, Ontario.
In the hospital. In the labour and delivery unit.
www.brantfordexpositor.ca/news/local-n...
In the hospital. In the labour and delivery unit.
www.brantfordexpositor.ca/news/local-n...
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Colonizer mentality is expecting people to yield and be happy under oppression. To tolerate racism, apartheid, and land theft. To turn the other cheek and not respond when attacked. To try to dictate one’s response. To disallow people’s legitimate anger
Yeah, Israel and the U.S., I’m talking to you
Yeah, Israel and the U.S., I’m talking to you
June 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Colonizer mentality is expecting people to yield and be happy under oppression. To tolerate racism, apartheid, and land theft. To turn the other cheek and not respond when attacked. To try to dictate one’s response. To disallow people’s legitimate anger
Yeah, Israel and the U.S., I’m talking to you
Yeah, Israel and the U.S., I’m talking to you
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This message brought to you by Harriet Tubman, an actual person who actually lived.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This message brought to you by Harriet Tubman, an actual person who actually lived.
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“I don’t owe people anything” yes actually you owe people community and empathy and kindness I hope this helps
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“I don’t owe people anything” yes actually you owe people community and empathy and kindness I hope this helps
happy pride month to whatever ben affleck and matt damon have going on
June 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
happy pride month to whatever ben affleck and matt damon have going on
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Today the Supreme Court cleared the way for the federal government to transfer thousands of acres of national forestland including a Native American sacred site, to Resolution Copper a mining company owned by Rio Tinto and BHP. The land holds deep spiritual significance for the Western Apache tribe.
May 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Today the Supreme Court cleared the way for the federal government to transfer thousands of acres of national forestland including a Native American sacred site, to Resolution Copper a mining company owned by Rio Tinto and BHP. The land holds deep spiritual significance for the Western Apache tribe.
Convinced that people who say they don't like sandwiches have just never had a good sandwich
May 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Convinced that people who say they don't like sandwiches have just never had a good sandwich
I just made a shift drink that tastes like the way a cabbage patch doll smells
May 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I just made a shift drink that tastes like the way a cabbage patch doll smells
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two ways to respond when I take your points away
May 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
two ways to respond when I take your points away
Low-key forgor I had bluesky that's my bad y'all
May 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Low-key forgor I had bluesky that's my bad y'all
If you don't start your day with pump up the jam by the technotronics don't speak till me
May 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you don't start your day with pump up the jam by the technotronics don't speak till me
Girl named Darryl @greennotblue.bsky.social
a girl named Halloween
May 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Girl named Darryl @greennotblue.bsky.social
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Coming soon- Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! ☁️
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
May 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Coming soon- Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! ☁️
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
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“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...
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April 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference
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FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason
FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason
SILVER SPRING, MD—Emphasizing that these guidelines had already been issued to the public plenty of times, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration released a passive-aggressive safety alert Thursday rem...
theonion.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason
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Arguing about human rights for AI when most HUMANS don't even have them is patently absurd.
April 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Arguing about human rights for AI when most HUMANS don't even have them is patently absurd.
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“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
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Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” […]
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April 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
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God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
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April 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
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