The Ol' Syrupy Sopper
@shoegays.online
What if u were watching lizzie McGuire and she looked right at u and started screaming and never stopped. anyways i sell shirts and stickers at slopcorp.lol
this is how they teach history now
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this is how they teach history now
happens to the best of us
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
happens to the best of us
i now have the distinct honor of having one of the most insane fantasy sports losses of all time. a week of basketball coming down to 1 point. i lost because keyonte george had one of the worst games in NBA history and earned me negative 0.8 points. history books
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i now have the distinct honor of having one of the most insane fantasy sports losses of all time. a week of basketball coming down to 1 point. i lost because keyonte george had one of the worst games in NBA history and earned me negative 0.8 points. history books
ex-fucking-cuse me???????
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ex-fucking-cuse me???????
i just found this leaked audio of him saying it
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i just found this leaked audio of him saying it
this is my new favorite subreddit. they hate themselves so much lol
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
this is my new favorite subreddit. they hate themselves so much lol
just posted three new bumper stickers in my shop for your holiday shopping needs: www.slopcorp.lol
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
just posted three new bumper stickers in my shop for your holiday shopping needs: www.slopcorp.lol
i use my notes app exclusively for philosophical musings
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i use my notes app exclusively for philosophical musings
oh my god we are SO fucked
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
oh my god we are SO fucked
it's entirely possible Hideo Kojima is writing our reality
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it's entirely possible Hideo Kojima is writing our reality
guy showing up to the poker night with a bunch of strangers who look like this: "oh yeah, the gangs all here! time for a fair and honest night of card games with my new pals"
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
guy showing up to the poker night with a bunch of strangers who look like this: "oh yeah, the gangs all here! time for a fair and honest night of card games with my new pals"
there's literally a guy involved named Albanian Bruce. come on.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
there's literally a guy involved named Albanian Bruce. come on.
what are we doing anymore
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
what are we doing anymore
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
thought i'd pop over to reddit to see if these people were thrilled about their cause hitting the mainstream and i've left with more questions than i arrived with
October 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
thought i'd pop over to reddit to see if these people were thrilled about their cause hitting the mainstream and i've left with more questions than i arrived with
just call me......... The Old Syrupy Sopper
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
just call me......... The Old Syrupy Sopper
getting your shit rocked this hard because of an IG post is so funny
September 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
getting your shit rocked this hard because of an IG post is so funny
the 12% of people who voted "both"
September 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the 12% of people who voted "both"
eat your heart out Adam Curtis
September 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
eat your heart out Adam Curtis
the post malone bar in nashville has gender neutral bathrooms. you can take the boy out of the woke but you can't take the woke out of the boy... #youcantaketheboyoutofthewokebutyoucanttakethewokeoutoftheboy
August 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the post malone bar in nashville has gender neutral bathrooms. you can take the boy out of the woke but you can't take the woke out of the boy... #youcantaketheboyoutofthewokebutyoucanttakethewokeoutoftheboy