The Ol' Syrupy Sopper
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What if u were watching lizzie McGuire and she looked right at u and started screaming and never stopped. anyways i sell shirts and stickers at slopcorp.lol
i've been locked into work all morning what in the world did i miss
just to be super safe we would like to note that unlike certain digital sports brands, secret base has always been and will continue to be anti-murder
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i've been locked into work all morning what in the world did i miss
Company that sold me a dog DNA test three years ago: "hey man, dog DNA tests are 25% off right now if you want to give your dog a second DNA test"
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Company that sold me a dog DNA test three years ago: "hey man, dog DNA tests are 25% off right now if you want to give your dog a second DNA test"
this is actually ridiculous
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
this is actually ridiculous
i'm gonna be honest i don't think pantone has done nearly enough for the world to justify their authority or press coverage
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i'm gonna be honest i don't think pantone has done nearly enough for the world to justify their authority or press coverage
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hey whats up. i wrote about my favorite album of 2025 and the feelings it made me feel.
i loved my computer
on my favorite record of 2025, Ninajirachi's 'I Love My Computer'
playaction.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
hey whats up. i wrote about my favorite album of 2025 and the feelings it made me feel.
hey whats up. i wrote about my favorite album of 2025 and the feelings it made me feel.
i loved my computer
on my favorite record of 2025, Ninajirachi's 'I Love My Computer'
playaction.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
hey whats up. i wrote about my favorite album of 2025 and the feelings it made me feel.
is this fucking real lmao
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
is this fucking real lmao
happens to the best of us
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
happens to the best of us
it's so important that we have some Shoulder Hair representation in media
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
it's so important that we have some Shoulder Hair representation in media
i now have the distinct honor of having one of the most insane fantasy sports losses of all time. a week of basketball coming down to 1 point. i lost because keyonte george had one of the worst games in NBA history and earned me negative 0.8 points. history books
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i now have the distinct honor of having one of the most insane fantasy sports losses of all time. a week of basketball coming down to 1 point. i lost because keyonte george had one of the worst games in NBA history and earned me negative 0.8 points. history books
when the edible has already hit but then the edible hits
Gonna start an Insta called “The White Mannequins of Africa”
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
when the edible has already hit but then the edible hits
on proximity chat in the One Battle After Another Fortnite Experience telling preteens to watch Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters. "lowkey paul schrader might be the goat" i say to a 3D pickle singing a sabrina carpenter song
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
on proximity chat in the One Battle After Another Fortnite Experience telling preteens to watch Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters. "lowkey paul schrader might be the goat" i say to a 3D pickle singing a sabrina carpenter song
you can only enjoy incubus songs with a curious and inquisitive mind. if you can't picture yourself with a soul patch in some board shorts you won't connect with something like "pistola"
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you can only enjoy incubus songs with a curious and inquisitive mind. if you can't picture yourself with a soul patch in some board shorts you won't connect with something like "pistola"
saying stuff like "turkey isn't even good" is the new "die hard is a christmas movie"
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
saying stuff like "turkey isn't even good" is the new "die hard is a christmas movie"
2026 music prediction: someone relatively famous covers a song by the scene aesthetic
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
2026 music prediction: someone relatively famous covers a song by the scene aesthetic
nobuo uematsu was really on his twin peaks shit here www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBjl...
[Video Soundtrack] Provincial Town [FINAL FANTASY VII]
YouTube video by SQUARE ENIX MUSIC Channel
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
nobuo uematsu was really on his twin peaks shit here www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBjl...
white boys love to talk about "split diopter" i'm allowed to say this because im one
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
white boys love to talk about "split diopter" i'm allowed to say this because im one
world's most racist man: ughh im so racist... i wish there was a place where i could freely express my poisonous ideology
illegal stream of a college football game: buddy you're gonna LOVE the chat box over here
illegal stream of a college football game: buddy you're gonna LOVE the chat box over here
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
world's most racist man: ughh im so racist... i wish there was a place where i could freely express my poisonous ideology
illegal stream of a college football game: buddy you're gonna LOVE the chat box over here
illegal stream of a college football game: buddy you're gonna LOVE the chat box over here
jesus what an asshole. my sentence is life in prison
We asked Roblox's CEO about child safety on the platform. It got tense www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
jesus what an asshole. my sentence is life in prison
one of the best shows on tv right now
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
one of the best shows on tv right now
it's honestly fucking insane how good the new oneohtrix point never album is. might be his best
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it's honestly fucking insane how good the new oneohtrix point never album is. might be his best
ex-fucking-cuse me???????
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ex-fucking-cuse me???????
good fucking GOD
Based on this link, it seems Olivia Nuzzi's debut pop single was titled "Jailbait." www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
good fucking GOD
the big music trend next year is gonna be pop artists having AI alternate versions of singles. same lyrics, but have suno make a disco version, a doo wop version, a folk version. it's gonna suck so bad
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
the big music trend next year is gonna be pop artists having AI alternate versions of singles. same lyrics, but have suno make a disco version, a doo wop version, a folk version. it's gonna suck so bad
oz perkins might be the most "doesn't have the juice" director out today. a profoundly juiceless man
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
oz perkins might be the most "doesn't have the juice" director out today. a profoundly juiceless man