David Shockley
@shockspeare.bsky.social
New to Blue Sky. I'm an author, baker, and martial artist. I practice Shotokan Karate. I Surf, Snowboard, OneWheel and Bike. I am from a huge military family. I love animals and am the proud owner of a rescue pocket pittie named Puddin’.
The hilarious thing about the abomination that is The Manosphere (such a stupid name BTW) is that there are literally NO MEN in that weird little cult. Literally - NONE. Little Boys? Sure! MEN? Not even close.
July 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The hilarious thing about the abomination that is The Manosphere (such a stupid name BTW) is that there are literally NO MEN in that weird little cult. Literally - NONE. Little Boys? Sure! MEN? Not even close.
"Welcome in" is the equivalent of "I seen that" where verbal assault / word vomit is concerned. It literally lowers the IQ of anyone within earshot. Fight back and slap the "Welcome in-er" nearest you.
#welcomein #language #insulting #stop #gross
#welcomein #language #insulting #stop #gross
June 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Welcome in" is the equivalent of "I seen that" where verbal assault / word vomit is concerned. It literally lowers the IQ of anyone within earshot. Fight back and slap the "Welcome in-er" nearest you.
#welcomein #language #insulting #stop #gross
#welcomein #language #insulting #stop #gross
REAL Cadbury Creme Eggs! I.E. Not the ones you get in the states. No, these are from the UK and are leaps and bounds better than the ones here! Did I mention that they’re bigger? ❤️ THANK YOU EASTER BUNNY!
#cadbury #cadburycremeeggs #Eastercandy #chocolate #easter
#cadbury #cadburycremeeggs #Eastercandy #chocolate #easter
April 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
REAL Cadbury Creme Eggs! I.E. Not the ones you get in the states. No, these are from the UK and are leaps and bounds better than the ones here! Did I mention that they’re bigger? ❤️ THANK YOU EASTER BUNNY!
#cadbury #cadburycremeeggs #Eastercandy #chocolate #easter
#cadbury #cadburycremeeggs #Eastercandy #chocolate #easter
You keep using that word “THINK”… 😉
April 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You keep using that word “THINK”… 😉
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
He’s garbage. He also hates being called Enron Musk, sooooooo…
March 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
He’s garbage. He also hates being called Enron Musk, sooooooo…
When I was asked to make a birthday cake that looked like Fluffy Pancakes! I give to you, The PANCAKE-CAKE! 😂 Oh, the 'butter' is actually marshmallow, and the syrup is thickened Maple Syrup (think rock candy). The flavor of the cake? You guessed it, Maple!
#sugar #baking #cake #sweets #dessert
#sugar #baking #cake #sweets #dessert
March 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
THIS DOG'S AFTERLIFE Reached Number 1 on Amazon this week and climbed to the top 5 in several categories. That was nice to see! As always, thank you all for the amazing support!
#booknerd #booklover #author #writer #adventure #novels #reader #audiobooks #kindle #dogs #pet #writingcommunity #booksky
#booknerd #booklover #author #writer #adventure #novels #reader #audiobooks #kindle #dogs #pet #writingcommunity #booksky
March 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
THIS DOG'S AFTERLIFE Reached Number 1 on Amazon this week and climbed to the top 5 in several categories. That was nice to see! As always, thank you all for the amazing support!
#booknerd #booklover #author #writer #adventure #novels #reader #audiobooks #kindle #dogs #pet #writingcommunity #booksky
#booknerd #booklover #author #writer #adventure #novels #reader #audiobooks #kindle #dogs #pet #writingcommunity #booksky
Yup… I arrived at my dog’s yearly Veterinary appointment… in my slippers! MY SLIPPERS! 😂 I looked down and realized that I was 1 wardrobe mistake from being a “Life At Walmart” meme! I think even Puddin’ was embarrassed. #embarrassing #oops #mistake #doggo #pitbull #pocketpittie #rescuedog
March 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yup… I arrived at my dog’s yearly Veterinary appointment… in my slippers! MY SLIPPERS! 😂 I looked down and realized that I was 1 wardrobe mistake from being a “Life At Walmart” meme! I think even Puddin’ was embarrassed. #embarrassing #oops #mistake #doggo #pitbull #pocketpittie #rescuedog