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this is my diary. please respect my privacy
This guy still maintains that he doesn’t want to date me
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It just gets to a point
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Situationship just asked if I wanted to have a sleepover even tho I fully thought we were back on our no contact wave
September 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m very intrigued
September 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Im not alright if you were wondering
August 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The way I have 0 rizz on dating apps but xtra large amounts of flirt and banter in person needs to be studied
July 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I subjected myself to love and heartbreak with a dude I was supposedly monogamous with who said he thought fucking other girls was okay because he wore a condom
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ding dong situationship is at the door
July 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Never forget Jan 28 as the day I became extremely randomly depressed and cried so hard I thought I was going to kill myself and the only person I knew who could help me was my caniac situationship who I was not on speaking terms with. That day was insane
July 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lowkey yall just start to resent everything about a person because no. Showering with someone is really cute and fun lol
June 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Is this a fat joke LMAO!!!
June 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
May 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sorry but how does this have so many likes.
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
👍
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This tweet really called me and my situationship out because literally we are monogamous friends with benefits LMFAOOOO
April 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Like I really am tempted
April 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Your sex life will be infinitely better once you realize that sometimes not every single moment has to be pleasurable. It can just be fun and hot and get you extra riled up for the next pleasurable position
March 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
And what exactly did he mean by this
February 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Very casual voice note to my cousin
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Rangers win against division rival
January 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mmm dinner
January 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
In a cool place tonight
December 6, 2024 at 1:55 AM