Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵💫
@shmeltonshmain.bsky.social
Songwriter, ghostrider
Smarter than the average bear. Not smarter than an above-average bear.
Smarter than the average bear. Not smarter than an above-average bear.
Dunker! Midwife! Unicron!
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dunker! Midwife! Unicron!
Yeah, this one! "The Quick and The Dead" but about fastness and furiousness
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yeah, this one! "The Quick and The Dead" but about fastness and furiousness
"If... you know... some random election counter out in some county... has $ 10,000 to throw around..."
CEO's are gloriously stupid
CEO's are gloriously stupid
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"If... you know... some random election counter out in some county... has $ 10,000 to throw around..."
CEO's are gloriously stupid
CEO's are gloriously stupid
Dark Howard strikes again
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dark Howard strikes again
Does she get to keep hers too? We just handing out jets now?
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does she get to keep hers too? We just handing out jets now?