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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫
@shmeltonshmain.bsky.social
Songwriter, ghostrider

Smarter than the average bear. Not smarter than an above-average bear.
In 1915, Erwin "Cannon Ball" Baker set the record for driving from Los Angeles to New York. It took 11 days, 7 hours, and 15 minutes.

He drove a Stutz Bearcat.

And holy mackerel, do I want an electric replica of one of these

#ahhoohgah
August 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I love living in an older house but WTFFFFFF
July 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"Cypress Dome With Alligator"

...with alligator?
June 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I would definetly watch more baseball if the managers dressed like this again

<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Connie_Mack_in_1911.jpg/800px-Connie_Mack_in_1911.jpg"/>
June 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is my most 40 yr old accomplishment. Kitchen is awesome now! 😎🤠🔨
May 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Is it wrong to love a random night so much?

I built a basic countertop, and now my kitchen is on the way to being the best

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
It's five PM, and tonight is just getting started.
I'm gonna try to build a countertop.
May 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A real man doesn't give a shit about a straw or crossing his legs in public

A real man uses a sawzall to cut a hole in his kitchen floor so he can fix his own foundation

#ManhattanConservatives
May 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I did. I looked at all four photos and I had a nice time. Look at my cat!
May 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
May 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This one 😍 #gardening
May 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@zachhumprey.bsky.social Happy to see this little fella, because it means my soil is top notch
May 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Shall we play a game of...

Magic: The Gardening

Excuse me while I tap the mana

#gardening #mtg @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Im a corn farmer now #gardening
May 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
why am i SO ALLERGIC to the pretty time of year?
May 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
These good old cedar boxes need a glow up, but dang they last forever. 2 feet tall, 3 feet wide, and 15 feet long. Best gardening investment ever.

I also got the drips up and running again. 💦

#wildflowers #gardeningFeed #homegardening #raisedgardens
April 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
To anybody who sees this, I am officially off the clock for the day. I have a beer, and if you do too, cheers 🍻

Here is today's picture from my wildflower garden. They're coming in great this year

#wildflowers
April 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I finally saw LCD Soundsystem.
April 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My front yard is a meadow this time of year 🐝

#gardening
#wildflowers
#nature
April 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Im a big fan of the "coupe utility" style
April 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is pretty telling about this era of basketball: Teams are operating like making the playoffs requires giving up picks. @jkylemann.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I did not expect to be boarding the Al Pastor train today, but here we are. Taco Tuesday on Monday baybeeeeeeeee
April 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
November 28, 2024 at 4:43 PM