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Ben Ashmead
@shmead.co.uk
aging goon, sysadmin, lego/video game/schlock enthusiast

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coming from the land of benny hill, bawdy seaside postcards and carry on films, this shit's just instinct. I am compelled on a genetic level to interact with this kind of post 😛
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
*add to cart*
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
indeed! it'll be an excellent birthday present, thanks love 🎂
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i'm afraid so. 46 today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Also, when I was rooting around for the right picture, I came across this.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
am I parsing the photo correctly, does the skeleton have golden eyeballs?
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#4 with the little spiv moustache the obvious mvp
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I hope that was just the name of the bloke they presented it to. Mr Washington Crisps, esq.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
oh, you absolute legend. thank you!
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
oh my god, that sounds tremendous, and so region-specific that it'd be almost impossible to replicate over here. damn your eyes.

(does this look like a good hot sauce recipe to you? 😛 www.allrecipes.com/recipe/20888...)
Garbage Plate Sauce
Garbage plate sauce hails from Rochester, New York. This deliciously seasoned meat sauce is usually poured over macaroni salad or home fries.
www.allrecipes.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I feel like I would have a lot of time for the garbage plate
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
herbert west has a good head on his shoulders.. and another one on his desk.

or

you have the right to remain silent.. forever.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM