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can someone buy me this hat
trucker hat with text: [narrator] kore wa!
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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ZOHRAN FOR permanent daylight savings time be seriously why are we still doing this to ourselves!?
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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i asked *The Machine That Lies To You* about this too.

Aggregate Blame (Weighted by Duration):
GOP responsibility: 111.2 blame-weighted days = 76.7%
Dem responsibility: 33.8 blame-weighted days = 23.3%
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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“nah, man - i can’t do that myself”
elon musk appears to smoke marijuana
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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three spidermans pointing at each-other
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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bsky.app/profile/gian...
Polymarket #@Polymarket 1d BREAKING: Chinese influencers now required to hold university degree to discuss serious topics— or face a ·100,000 fine.
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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mugatu zoolander meme “under the kosciuszko bridge so hot right now”
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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ooooh ooooh i’ve played this game!!!
father washington statue from bioshock infinite
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL ENGINEERING (meme)
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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high five drowning me with text: panel 1: "trans people" panel 3: "there's power in staying focused on the positive"
October 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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muting "Buttigieg" on bluesky forever
July 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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domino effect meme: fbi asks mahmood mamdani “do you like marx?” mahmood’s son, decades later, socialist, muslim, millenial mayor of nyc
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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is there a bot that reposts the prez and chops down the wordiness to make him sound like a real swell fella?
"It's finally happened, the Democrats have crossed the line. Zohran Mamdani 100% has just won the Dem Primary, and is on his way to becoming Mayor. He looks very smart, he's got ALL backing him. Yes, this is a big moment in the History of our Country!"
June 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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primary them all :)
Aguilar, CA Amo, RI Auchincloss, MA Bell, MO Bera, CA Beyer, VA Bishop, GA Brownley, CA Budzinski, IL Bynum, OR Carbajal, CA Carson, IN Case, HI Casten, IL Castor, FL Cherfilus-McCormick, FL Clark, MA Cleaver, MO Clyburn, SC Conaway, NJ Correa, CA Costa, CA Courtney, CT Craig, MN Crow, CO Cuellar, TX Davids, KS Davis, NC Dean, PA DeLauro, CT DelBene, WA Deluzio, PA Dingell, MI Elfreth, MD Fields, LA Figures, AL Fletcher, TX Foster, IL Frankel, Lois, FL Gillen, NY Golden, ME Goldman, NY Gonzalez, V., TX Goodlander, NH Gottheimer, NJ Gray, CA Harder, CA Himes, CT Horsford, NV Houlahan, PA Hoyer, MD Hoyle, OR Jeffries, NY Johnson, TX Kaptur, OH Keating, MA Kennedy, NY Khanna, CA Landsman, OH Larsen, WA Larson, CT Latimer, NY Lee, NV Levin, CA Liccardo, CA Lieu, CA Lofgren, CA Lynch, MA Magaziner, RI Mannion, NY McBath, GA McBride, DE McClain Delaney, MD McClellan, VA McCollum, MN McDonald Rivet, MI McGarvey, KY Meeks, NY Meng, NY Mfume, MD Morelle, NY Morrison, MN Moskowitz, FL Moulton, MA Mrvan, IN Neal, MA Neguse, CO Olszewski, MD Pallone, NJ Panetta, CA Pappas, NH Pelosi, CA Perez, WA Peters, CA Pettersen, CO Pou, NJ Quigley, IL Raskin, MD Riley, NY Ross, NC Ryan, NY Salinas, OR Scanlon, PA Schneider, IL Scholten, MI Schrier, WA Scott, VA Sewell, AL Smith, WA Sorensen, IL Soto, FL Stanton, AZ Stevens, MI Strickland, WA Subramanyam, VA Suozzi, NY Sykes, OH Tonko, NY Torres, NY Trahan, MA Tran, CA Underwood, IL Vargas, CA Vasquez, NM Veasey, TX Vindman, VA Wasserman Schultz, FL Whitesides, CA
June 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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this is where they hide all the saffron from the stupid americans
uluru
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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old man yells (at cloud) meme without the cloud
June 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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i’ve literally received like 5 of these in the past week, and lmao:

“Paid for by Fix the City, Inc. The Chief Operating Officer is Meaghan Brown. The top three donors to the organization are DoorDash, John Fish, and Matthew Hulsizer.“
andrew cuomo propaganda mailer andrew cuomo propaganda mailer
June 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Cosmo Spacely from The Jetsons golfing on a hovercraft.
June 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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it. was. never. about. sports.
it. was. never. about. kids.
Page 333, line 3, strike "FOR MINORS". Page 333, line 14, strike "under 18 years of age".
May 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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OKAY.
nomi marks from sense8 jadzia dax from ds9 jules vaughn from euphoria maeve wiley from sex education
May 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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so on fire that her life is too
toxic femininity test: 75% femme fatale 50% devouring mother 45% mean girl 45% eternal daughter
May 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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cute haha yes sickos meme variant
May 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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genAI as the apotheosis of
minimalist yo dawg meme
April 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM