shitpost mortem
@shitpostmortem.bsky.social
A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas
Hosted by @amyuncut.bsky.social and @bethposting.bsky.social
Site: https://sites.libsyn.com/599945
Hosted by @amyuncut.bsky.social and @bethposting.bsky.social
Site: https://sites.libsyn.com/599945
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QUIZ: is this a British landmark, or an ominous alien artifact?
1. Harrogate Cenotaph
2. The Shard
3. Angel of the North
1. Harrogate Cenotaph
2. The Shard
3. Angel of the North
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
QUIZ: is this a British landmark, or an ominous alien artifact?
1. Harrogate Cenotaph
2. The Shard
3. Angel of the North
1. Harrogate Cenotaph
2. The Shard
3. Angel of the North
Sorry I can't watch the gay hockey show, I'm too busy watching the depressed lesbian show
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sorry I can't watch the gay hockey show, I'm too busy watching the depressed lesbian show
New podcast description!
Two trans women make stupid jokes about subjects like robots, linguistics, and sex. Every week, we talk through a list of ideas that are so bad, they're funny
Two trans women make stupid jokes about subjects like robots, linguistics, and sex. Every week, we talk through a list of ideas that are so bad, they're funny
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
New podcast description!
Two trans women make stupid jokes about subjects like robots, linguistics, and sex. Every week, we talk through a list of ideas that are so bad, they're funny
Two trans women make stupid jokes about subjects like robots, linguistics, and sex. Every week, we talk through a list of ideas that are so bad, they're funny
Scrinch (Scrooge / Grinch)
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Scrinch (Scrooge / Grinch)
Good news: no foreskin Nazis on bluesky
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Good news: no foreskin Nazis on bluesky
horse electrolytes
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
horse electrolytes
![> This was not the only test of the relic's legitimacy: as anthropologist Eric Silverman writes, "A common test for foreskinned authenticity [in medieval times] was taste. A physician, supervised by a priest, sampled the skin for the flavor of genuine holiness. The taster was called a croque-prépuce, or 'foreskin cruncher.'"[10]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5crbks5nxqbiy6f7ybkom35c/bafkreiepvevtc77nije3mdspyskehxsyadvjfj7ckg4l6ieqtnku2rl2aq@jpeg)
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The lesser of two weevils
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The lesser of two weevils
I'm being told that there's a secret third thing
There are only two video games: Doom (1993) and Super Mario World
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm being told that there's a secret third thing
There are only two video games: Doom (1993) and Super Mario World
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There are only two video games: Doom (1993) and Super Mario World
More like Tragic: the Blathering amiright
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
More like Tragic: the Blathering amiright
I'm vexed by vexillology
They owe me an apology
So many flags with threefold stripes
Despite my many moans and gripes
Is this Chad or just Romania?
It's driving me insane-ia
They owe me an apology
So many flags with threefold stripes
Despite my many moans and gripes
Is this Chad or just Romania?
It's driving me insane-ia
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm vexed by vexillology
They owe me an apology
So many flags with threefold stripes
Despite my many moans and gripes
Is this Chad or just Romania?
It's driving me insane-ia
They owe me an apology
So many flags with threefold stripes
Despite my many moans and gripes
Is this Chad or just Romania?
It's driving me insane-ia
Did you know? You can drink sleepytime tea when it's not sleepy time
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Did you know? You can drink sleepytime tea when it's not sleepy time
Sapiosexual who gets horny whenever he hears long words
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sapiosexual who gets horny whenever he hears long words
Torment Nexus to be acquired by Elon Musk and Saudi sovereign wealth fund
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Torment Nexus to be acquired by Elon Musk and Saudi sovereign wealth fund
Jondom (jean condom)
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Jondom (jean condom)
Car that has a tech company wrap on the front half and an ahegao wrap on the back half
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Car that has a tech company wrap on the front half and an ahegao wrap on the back half
But I would walk 804.672 km
And I would walk 804.672 km more
Just to be the man who walked 1,609.344
km to fall down at your door
And I would walk 804.672 km more
Just to be the man who walked 1,609.344
km to fall down at your door
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
But I would walk 804.672 km
And I would walk 804.672 km more
Just to be the man who walked 1,609.344
km to fall down at your door
And I would walk 804.672 km more
Just to be the man who walked 1,609.344
km to fall down at your door
I'm concerned about my grand vizier, he hasn't been scheming as much as usual
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm concerned about my grand vizier, he hasn't been scheming as much as usual
Plushie that has an extremely sharp metal knife attached to one hand
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Plushie that has an extremely sharp metal knife attached to one hand
Idea: robot that can suck its own dick
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Idea: robot that can suck its own dick
What if a computer had boobs
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
What if a computer had boobs
Idea: gummi earplugs that you can eat after using
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Idea: gummi earplugs that you can eat after using