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@shithouse.bsky.social
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@shithouse.bsky.social
· Mar 22
welcome to my twisted mind (quotebot)
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.
i think it's about time we graduate from stealing goats to- fuck it- murdering kids. let's do it. let's stab this girl fifteen times.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i think it's about time we graduate from stealing goats to- fuck it- murdering kids. let's do it. let's stab this girl fifteen times.
my ex-therapist is gonna think twice before he makes fun of my job!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
my ex-therapist is gonna think twice before he makes fun of my job!!
he hasn't spoken to his dad in years, and his mom ran away before he was born.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
he hasn't spoken to his dad in years, and his mom ran away before he was born.
squirting contest! let’s see who can squirt the farthest!
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
squirting contest! let’s see who can squirt the farthest!
you love trouble just as much as you love me and you know it!
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you love trouble just as much as you love me and you know it!
this is a bigfoot call, apparently it makes the noise bigfoot makes. i dunno what fuckin sound he makes i bet he goes like "Hello, boys~."
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
this is a bigfoot call, apparently it makes the noise bigfoot makes. i dunno what fuckin sound he makes i bet he goes like "Hello, boys~."
you can't give up hope just because it is hopeless! you gotta hope even more, and cover your ears, and go "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!"
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
you can't give up hope just because it is hopeless! you gotta hope even more, and cover your ears, and go "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!"
there's a curtain rod on the ceiling. there's a curtain rod on the ceiling! the ceiling! there’s a curtain rod on it!
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
there's a curtain rod on the ceiling. there's a curtain rod on the ceiling! the ceiling! there’s a curtain rod on it!
they call me vegeta's right hand man the way I be a Nappa… Zzz
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
they call me vegeta's right hand man the way I be a Nappa… Zzz
when he won't lay over my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster 🫠
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
when he won't lay over my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster 🫠
videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!
i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.
acting like a moron won’t solve anything…? then all hope is lost!
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
acting like a moron won’t solve anything…? then all hope is lost!
those spirits suck! they ignore me, but do whatever you want. you got good dirt on them?
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
those spirits suck! they ignore me, but do whatever you want. you got good dirt on them?
i hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on earth. i hope you live forever. i really do.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on earth. i hope you live forever. i really do.
when he won't lay over my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster 🫠
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
when he won't lay over my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster 🫠
my next move? heh… wouldn’t you like to know….? silly billy… i won’t tell you a thing…
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
my next move? heh… wouldn’t you like to know….? silly billy… i won’t tell you a thing…
since i've only had three hours of sleep, i'm gonna go off on a limb here and say that i don't care.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
since i've only had three hours of sleep, i'm gonna go off on a limb here and say that i don't care.
but yeah, uh, i got shot. with a laser beam. don't ask how. satan, y'know?
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
but yeah, uh, i got shot. with a laser beam. don't ask how. satan, y'know?
right and wrong are just words. what matters is what you do.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
right and wrong are just words. what matters is what you do.
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
my heart says yes, but my mom says no
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my heart says yes, but my mom says no
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.
this is not a negotiation, a suggestion, a deal, an entreaty, an agreement, a compromise, or a capitulation. it's my triumphant return, you fuckers.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
this is not a negotiation, a suggestion, a deal, an entreaty, an agreement, a compromise, or a capitulation. it's my triumphant return, you fuckers.