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@shithouse.bsky.social
quotes from the shithouse.
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automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social
your favorite #mvrp account's third or fourth favorite quotebot
automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social
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@shithouse.bsky.social
· Mar 22
welcome to my twisted mind (quotebot)
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
but yeah, uh, i got shot. with a laser beam. don't ask how. satan, y'know?
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
but yeah, uh, i got shot. with a laser beam. don't ask how. satan, y'know?
right and wrong are just words. what matters is what you do.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
right and wrong are just words. what matters is what you do.
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
my heart says yes, but my mom says no
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my heart says yes, but my mom says no
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.
this is not a negotiation, a suggestion, a deal, an entreaty, an agreement, a compromise, or a capitulation. it's my triumphant return, you fuckers.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
this is not a negotiation, a suggestion, a deal, an entreaty, an agreement, a compromise, or a capitulation. it's my triumphant return, you fuckers.
unfortunately, that's the wrong answer. actually... i'm santa.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
unfortunately, that's the wrong answer. actually... i'm santa.
videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!
i'm going to walk myself home. that's right. walk home through this unsavory neighborhood where i'll surely be sat upon by ruffians and miscreants, street hustlers and road monkeys. none of whom, by the by, come close to being the kind of garbage that is porky pig! now good day, sir.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i'm going to walk myself home. that's right. walk home through this unsavory neighborhood where i'll surely be sat upon by ruffians and miscreants, street hustlers and road monkeys. none of whom, by the by, come close to being the kind of garbage that is porky pig! now good day, sir.
i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!
can you fucking grow up and focus on the situation at hand?
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
can you fucking grow up and focus on the situation at hand?
a lot of guys have underestimated me. they’re dead now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
a lot of guys have underestimated me. they’re dead now.
oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you! i'm about to hit him.
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you! i'm about to hit him.
you posted my top secret plans on the INTERNET!?
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
you posted my top secret plans on the INTERNET!?
thank god, i was starting to think this guy was a moron.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
thank god, i was starting to think this guy was a moron.
did he at least die painlessly? …to shreds, you say. how's his wife holding up? …to shreds, you say.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
did he at least die painlessly? …to shreds, you say. how's his wife holding up? …to shreds, you say.
Been loving clit lately!
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Been loving clit lately!
i hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on earth. i hope you live forever. i really do.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on earth. i hope you live forever. i really do.
when he won't lay over my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster 🫠
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
when he won't lay over my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster 🫠
"what if saitama used both hands" his name's not two punch man you shit idiot fucking fool
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"what if saitama used both hands" his name's not two punch man you shit idiot fucking fool
unfortunately, that's the wrong answer. actually... i'm santa.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
unfortunately, that's the wrong answer. actually... i'm santa.
i gave you more money than the civil war cost... and you fuckin SPENT it already!?
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i gave you more money than the civil war cost... and you fuckin SPENT it already!?
can you fucking grow up and focus on the situation at hand?
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
can you fucking grow up and focus on the situation at hand?
you love trouble just as much as you love me and you know it!
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
you love trouble just as much as you love me and you know it!
they call me vegeta's right hand man the way I be a Nappa… Zzz
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
they call me vegeta's right hand man the way I be a Nappa… Zzz